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Thursday
Impact Wrestling
Date: November 8, 2012
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Taz, Todd Keneley, Jeremy Borash
Last week's big moment was the unmasking of Luke Gallows who doesn't actually have a name at this point. Other than that we had Gut Check and the announcement of a three way for the #1 contendership. Odds are tonight is mostly about Aces and 8's, but that's pretty much all you can expect to get on Impact anymore. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the announcement of the triple threat. The guy who takes the fall can't get a title shot until BFG next year, which is a nice idea actually. We also hear about Aries vs. Hardy being a ladder match. Aries: IT WAS JUST A METAPHOR JEFF! Those things are just about the world title match though, so now let's focus on the important thing: ACES AND 8's! And that guy who we don't have a name for yet but is more famous as Luke Gallows!
Aces and 8's are yelling at Gallows, who is now named Doc (Director of Chaos), because he lost his mask before he was even made a full fledged member of the team. Tonight it's Doc/D-Von vs. Angle/Sting. This sums up the major problem with the reveals so far: how in the world am I supposed to buy D-Von and Luke Gallows as a legitimate threat to beat Sting and Angle, two of the best of all time?
AJ Styles vs. Bobby Roode
Storm is on commentary. They fight for control of a wristlock to start before heading to the mat. Roode appears to have gotten a haircut. He blocks AJ's drop down/kick sequence but AJ sends him to the floor with ease. Styles sends him into the steps and drops a knee back inside as Storm says he would pin Roode if he had to pick. There are ads on the mat now too, which is fine as it brings in some extra cash.
A big backdrop puts Roode down but Bobby gets in a shot to the back to take over. We take a break and come back with Roode hot shotting AJ on the top rope. A Blockbuster gets two for Roode as does an elbow drop. Storm says he'd work with Roode to beat AJ if necessary. I can see the BEER MONEY REUNION??? posts already. Roode hooks a chinlock for a bit but AJ fights up and hits an enziguri to put both guys down.
We head to the corner with AJ pounding away but getting guillotined on the top rope to slow him down. The disadvantage lasts about eight seconds as AJ comes back with a top rope rana for two. The Clash is escaped and there's the spinebuster from Roode for no cover. The spear misses though and AJ rolls him up into a Styles Clash position, but Roode kicks him in the head to escape. Pele misses and the fisherman's suplex gets two for Bobby. Really good sequence there.
Bobby goes to the floor for a chair but Storm comes down to take it away from him. Styles hits a BIG springboard dive to take Roode out but stops to yell at Storm. Back in, AJ loads up another springboard but Roode knocks him off the ropes and gets a fast pin at 10:50 shown of 14:20.
Aries runs into Hogan in the back. Aries complains about the ladder stipulation so Hulk says that if Aries doesn't give the belt back by the end of the show, Aries loses his title shot.
We run down the remaining card for the show when the feed starts messing up. The screen says An Ancient Evil Awakes. Abyss maybe?
Angle is talking to Wes Brisco about timing when Sting comes up. Sting wants Brisco watching their back in the main event tonight. Are we really supposed to not get that Brisco is a member of the team? It's obviously him given the hair, but are we supposed to not notice it?
Joseph Park is in the ring and after asking if it's ok for him to talk, he says his body isn't meant to go through tables and he loved the feeling of taking off Doc's mask. His legal partners don't want him to have a match with Aces and 8's but he has to be a man. First though we have to make the pilgrimage to Mt. Hogan to beg for the match though, because if Hogan's ego doesn't get stroked every other segment, that's just not cool brother.
Here's Hogan who says that Park is a great guy but he got lucky last week instead of being good. Before Hogan can say no though, here's Ray with an interruption. Ray says Park isn't a fighter but he has a lot of guts and a lot to prove. The Bully believes in Joseph Park and so do the fans. Bully to Hulk: Why say no when it feels so good to say yes? It's that mentality that led to the sex tape issue brother. Hogan says just this one time and shakes Park's hand.
Tara hits on Jesse, who says that he used shooting star presses and a super double tiger driver last week. ODB comes in to yell at the two of them and wants a handicap match next. Jesse: We're going to need A LOT of hand sanitizer.
AJ rants about Storm when the Cowboy comes in.
ODB vs. Tara/Jesse Godderz
Tara and Jesse actually skip down to the floor. They don't have to tag here so ODB beats up both of them at once. Jesse gets rammed into ODB's cleavage and there's a double noggin knocker. A double elbow puts ODB down before Tara raves over the bicep a bit. ODB slams them both down and avoids a charging Jesse. Tara gets sent into his crotch and it's a double bronco buster. ODB spears Tara down for the pin at 2:40. I smell a tag match Sunday.
ODB gets beaten down with a flask shot post match. Jesse pours the contents on her body.
Post break, ODB is on the phone with Eric's voicemail and says the tag match is on.
Apparently on Thanksgiving, all of the Gut Check winners will be there. Oh joy.
The Gut Check judges have a chat. Taz thinks it's a no brainer but doesn't say which side he's on. This goes on for awhile and Snow's jacket gets made fun of.
Sting/Kurt Angle vs. Doc/D-Von
Before you ask, no I don't be calling him DOC in all caps. Seriously, it makes zero difference so spare me the arguments that I'm saying it wrong. Tenay and Taz take over on commentary. The brawl starts on the floor with Angle destroying D-Von and Sting doing the same to Doc. Sting and Doc start in the corner and Sting hits a quick DDT for two. A D-Von distraction lets Doc hit a clothesline to take over as things get down to normal.
Off to D-Von who drops an elbow for two before bringing Doc back in. A suplex gets two and it's off to the chinlock. That goes nowhere so D-Von drops a leg for two. Angle gets punched in the face to break up a tag and D-Von pounds Sting down in the corner. A Doc splash gets two as Angle makes the save. Back to D-Von for the spinning elbow for two as Aces and 8's are using REALLY basic stuff so far.
Doc and Sting clothesline each other down and there's the hot tag to Angle. House is cleaned and it's a German for Doc and the Slam for D-Von. Everything breaks down but as Sting puts Doc in the Deathlock, D-Von hits Sting and Angle with the ball bat for the DQ at 5:41.
Post match here's Bully for the save and he loads up a table. D-Von runs as soon as he sees it so Sting comes back to beat up Doc. More members come in with a hammer to save Doc and Sting gets put through the table. Angle gets knocked to the floor and Doc hits Sting with the hammer, clearly missing his hand by a good space. Joe, Chavo and Hernandez make the save. You know, because you should be afraid when you have the high ground AND A HAMMER. Sting gets taken out by medics.
This has nothing to do with what just happened, but apparently that Ancient Evil Awakes is a Halo 4 ad. Silly me for thinking an ad during a wrestling show was about wrestling.
Time for Gut Check, because that transition is fine. Taz says yes without a doubt and Prichard says yes as well, giving York the contract. I can't argue with that one.
Aries is in the back on the phone when he sees Brooke and Ray arguing over something. They see him coming and stop immediately because they don't want him to hear. We've got intrigue!
We recap Hardy vs. Aries.
We run down the Turning Point card. Unless I'm missing it, does Ray not have a match?
Hogan is on the phone asking for updates on Sting when he runs into Joey Ryan. Ryan says Hulk can congratulate him on winning the X Title which he hasn't gotten a shot at yet. Hogan tells Morgan that Matt isn't allowed at ringside on Sunday. Morgan says Hulk has no idea who he's messing with but he'll find out. I still want Morgan as the Aces and 8's boss. Morgan and Ryan leave and Hogan says he does know.
Samoa Joe/Chavo Guerrero Jr./Hernandez vs. Christopher Daniels/Kazarian/Magnus
It's a big brawl to start with Chavo vs. Daniels finally getting things going. Daniels gets beaten around like a pinball before Chavo suplexes him down for two. Daiels hits a knee and tags Kaz but the beating continues very quickly. SuperMex comes in with a splash for two and it's time for Magnus vs. Joe. The British guy who used to be a gladiator for some reason runs to the floor and upon reentry, the heels gets in a shot to Joe's back to take over.
Everything breaks down again until it's Joe hammering away on Daniels in the corner. Daniels drops a knee and brings in Chavo with a slingshot hilo for two. Hernandez hooks a bearhug into an overhead belly to belly before it's back to Chavo who gets two off a dropkick. Some double teaming FINALLY slows Chavo down and the beatdown begins. A running jumping swinging neckbreaker gets two for Kaz and it's off to Magnus again.
Daniels acts like he's riding a horse for some reason before it's off to Kaz for a bow and arrow hold. Chavo fights up and hooks a headscissors to take Kaz down and make the tag off to Hernandez. House is cleaned and Daniels gets launched with a shoulder block. The Border Toss is broken up but Daniels/Kaz's double suplex is countered into a suplex on both of them by Hernandez. Off to Joe vs. Magnus with the Samoan taking over. Magnus charges into the Rock Bottom out of the corner.
The two of them head to the floor as does Daniels, so here's a big dive by Hernandez to take them out. Chavo loads up the Frog Splash on Magnus but Kaz breaks it up. Joe loads up the MuscleBuster on Magnus but Daniels makes the save. There's the Clutch on Daniels but it's broken up by a jawbreaker. Daniels and Kaz go High/Low on Joe and a top rope elbow from Magnus gets the pin at 11:00.
Roode says his plan is coming together with AJ fighting Storm.
We recap the attack on Sting.
Here's Aries to return the belt. There's a ladder at ringside and another one in the ring. Aries says that Hardy says he's the best wrestler on the planet. Well Aries is the best wrestler in the universe. Either this universe, or any universe. They're going hard with the WWE jabs lately. Austin talks about how Hardy has lived and died by the ladder match. Hardy has fallen a lot, but on Sunday the fall is going to be worse than any he's ever had. The fans keep chanting WHAT so Aries goes off on them a bit.
Aries says he's going to use Hardy's belt as a belt buckle, meaning Hardy's face will be down by his crotch (his words, not mine). If Hardy wants this belt back, come and get it. Here's Hardy who knocks Aries to the floor and takes the title before climbing up the ladder. He hangs both belts and poses but Aries shoves him off the ladder and stomps him down to end the show.
Results
Bobby Roode b. AJ Styles Pin after knocking Styles off the top rope
ODB b. Tara/Jesse Godderz Spear to Tara
Sting/Kurt Angle b. D-Von/Doc via DQ when D-Von hit Angle with a baseball bat
Magnus/Kazarian/Christopher Daniels b. Samoa Joe/Chavo Guerrero Jr./Hernandez Top Rope Elbow To Joe
Friday
Impact got 1.0, up slightly from last week.
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
Turning Point 2012
Date: November 11, 2012
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Todd Keneley, Taz
This is the usually worthless PPV after Bound For Glory where we mostly have rematches from the biggest show of the year. You know, like Backlash before Vince decided that we MUST have a big show every month. The main event here is Hardy vs. Aries II in a ladder match which should be awesome. The other match is a three way for the #1 contendership between Styles, Storm and Roode, with the loser of the fall getting no shot until BFG 13. Let's get to it.
Here's Taz in the ring to open the show. He talks about how glad he is to work for a company that is trying to help Hurricane Sandy, so he brings out Buckethead (a radio DJ) and Bully Ray. They're selling those Make An Impact t-shirts with the proceeds going to the Red Cross for Hurricane Sandy relief. Also they're trying to break a world record for most people texting on a PPV with all of them texting to a number which will donate $10 to the relief effort. At least the Buckethead guy knows how to talk so this isn't horrible. This ate up over five minutes but it's a charity thing so it's really hard to complain.
Now we get the opening video which is about the two aforementioned main events.
TV Title: Samoa Joe vs. Magnus
No DQ because Magnus hit Joe with a wrench or something recently. Joe is defending in case you haven't read all of my reviews as you should have. They fire off forearms to start with the champ taking over as we head to the floor. Magnus gets in some shots so Joe punches him in the face. After sending Magnus into the steps, Joe drops a knee for two back in the ring.
A running knee to the face gets two for the champ but Magnus hits him with a clothesline to take over. Joe is like screw that and kicks Magnus in the head in the corner, knocking him to the floor. Magnus grabs a chair (No DQ remember) and pelts it at Joe before the Samoan can charge. Back in and Joe shrugs off all the offense again and hits the snap powerslam for two. There's an STF from Joe but Magnus makes a rope quickly.
The champ gets put in a pair of armbars but he easily escapes and hits an enziguri to take over again. Joe loads up the MuscleBuster but Magnus knocks him down and hits the top rope elbow for two. A Michinoku Driver puts Joe down and another top rope elbow gets two. I like that mentality: it's an impact move, so why not do it again and again until it works? Back up and Magnus charges into the Rock Bottom out of the corner, knocking him out to the floor. Joe loads up a dive but this time dives over the top to avoid the chair. Back in and the MuscleBuster sets up the Clutch to retain the title at 12:29.
Eric Young returns and says that a shark ate his phone. Apparently Aquaman got him cable on the bottom of the floor and he saw what happened. ODB says it's cool and they kiss.
ODB/Eric Young vs. Jesse Godderz/Tara
The girls start but Tara tags out before any contact. Off to Jesse who gets rolled up and punched a few times. Off to Eric who does some basic stuff and hits a dropkick for two. Back to ODB for a Bronco Buster on Jesse, so Eric gets in the corner because he wants one of his own. Tara breaks it up and Jesse jumps Eric to take over. Jesse pounds away a bit and sweet goodness he just isn't that good.
The heels hit a double Russian legsweep for two and it's off to a chinlock by Jesse. Eric fights up and it's a double clothesline to put both guys down. ODB is like screw it and pulls Eric over to his corner for the tag. Off to ODB who cleans house and hits The Bam on Tara for no cover. After a quick cheap shot from Jesse does nothing of note, ODB slams Jesse down and a top rope elbow from Eric gets the pin on 8:32.
We recap the Sting attack from Thursday.
James Storm talks about how tonight is going to be a Turning Point for someone. He'll do anything to win.
X-Division Title: Rob Van Dam vs. Joey Ryan
For the life of me I still don't get why Morgan is with Ryan. They actually show the video from Impact where Hogan banned Morgan from ringside. They can't have a video about the match but we can see a clip of Hogan saying Morgan can't be here which takes 40 seconds to get through? Ryan says Hogan is underestimating him and disrespecting him so he's going to make the X-Division X-Rated.
Joey stalls to start as the first minute or so is a feeling out process. Van Dam takes over and hits a spin kick before putting Joey in the Tree of Woe. After a basement dropkick, it's a monkey flip to send Ryan flying. Van Dam goes up but gets shoved off the top and out onto the barricade. A suicide dive keeps Rob down as this Keneley guy is really getting annoying. His voice isn't serious enough and the constant chattering style doesn't work.
A tornado DDT gets two for Joey as does the Mustache Ride (middle rope neckbreaker). Rob easily gets up and kicks Joey down to take over. Rolling Thunder and the standing moonsault get two each, as does a rollup for Joey. The stepover kick puts Ryan down and the Five Star retains the title at 7:45.
Morgan kicks Van Dam's head off on the stage.
Joseph Park thanks Sting for the opportunity he's getting a chance to fight Aces and 8's tonight because of Sting.
We recap Park's (or Parks if you listen to Hogan) issues with Aces and 8's, which would be kidnapping and violent assault.
Doc vs. Joseph Park
Doc is Luke Gallows remember. Park is always amazing in this role given how inept he can make himself look. He tries single leg takedown but Doc just laughs at him. Some wild right hands miss Doc until one accidentally catches him, ticking the biker off. They head to the floor where Park does a lot of running but manages to send Doc into the steps. Back in and Doc loads up a studded belt around his fist but the referee takes it away. Then we stop, because it's hammer time. That of course gets taken away and Park pounds away.
The next three minutes or so are just Doc beating on Park with basic stuff and there's only so much you can say about punches. Park starts a comeback but gets hit in the head with the belt to bust him open. He goes into a rage and hits the Black Hole Slam before turning back into Park. Park grabs a chair to whack Doc in the back with for two, but that's all he's got as Doc chokeslams him down for the pin at 11:01.
Post match Doc gets the hammer but Bully Ray makes the save.
Roode says that tonight he'll prove that he's the better man.
We recap the tag title match. Chavo and Hernandez won the titles in a threeway and tonight is the solo rematch.
Tag Titles: Chavo Guerrero/Hernandez vs. Kazarian/Christopher Daniels
Chavo and SuperMex are defending. Daniels vs. Chavo gets us going with a feeling out process. Guerrero hits a quick hiptoss but Kaz jumps him from behind and the challengers double team to take over. SuperMex is like SCREW THAT IN SPANISH and hits a double clothesline to take over. A backbreaker puts Daniels down but the Frog Splash from Chavo misses to give the challengers control again.
Kaz and Daniels take turns working on Chavo's ribs with Daniels hitting a middle rope kick down onto the stomach. A dropkick sends Chavo to the floor and it's time for whatever the gangham style dance is. I have no idea what that is, nor do I want to know. In a cool move, Chavo sunset flips Kaz with the latter making a blind tag. As Chavo has Kaz down, Kaz grabs Chavo's head so Daniels can get in a kick to keep control. Cool sequence.
Kaz comes back in and squeezes on the ribs a bit more before sending Chavo into the corner. Why are TNA buckles so much bigger than WWE's? Speaking of turnbuckles, Chavo climbs up a few of them for a tornado DDT and brings in SuperMex who cleans house. A splash in the corner gets two on Daniels but Kaz breaks up the Border Toss. Two shots in the corner put Hernandez down but he comes back with a double springboard clothesline. A backbreaker puts Daniels on the floor and a big shoulder sends Kaz down as well.
The big dive by Hernandez is broken up by a Daniels Kick and the High/Low gets two. Hernandez hits a double suplex and Chavo dropkicks them both down with a single dropkick. Kaz takes two of the Three Amigos and Daniels takes all three. Kaz breaks up the Frog Splash with an enziguri so Hernandez throws Kazarian to the floor. STO puts Hernandez down and Daniels loads up a superplex on Guerrero, only to have Hernandez pull him into a Doomsday Device position. Chavo hits a cross body to take out Daniels and retain the titles at 13:23.
AJ says it's been a rough year for him with a lot of distractions that he didn't want or need. It's been almost three years since he's been world champion, which is all he needs to get past Roode and Storm.
Bobby Roode vs. James Storm vs. AJ Styles
The winner gets the shot at Final Resolution and the person who gets pinned or submits doesn't get a shot until BFG 13 at the earliest. I love that shot of looking down on Roode from the corner. It looks awesome. AJ immediately kicks Roode in the head and it's one on one with Styles vs. Storm. After a few moments of feeling out, Storm hooks the rope to avoid the drop down/kick, but Roode pulls James to the floor. They slug it out a bit, but here's Styles to dive on both of them in a classic AJ move.
It's AJ vs. Roode in the ring now with the fans chanting for Roode. A knee drop gets two for Styles as Storm makes the save. Roode sends AJ to the floor but Styles guillotines Storm from the floor to slow things down again. Back in and Roode sends Styles right back to the floor again. The announcers speculate that AJ is off his game tonight. Beer Money explodes for the first time since.....last month? The Cowboy gets two off a neckbreaker and an enziguri puts Roode down.
AJ is back in now as this is really fast paced so far. Roode rolls to the floor and AJ fires off kicks to the leg of Storm. Off to a Figure Four but Styles lets it go to knock Roode down. AJ hits a knee crusher and it's off to the Indian Deathlock with a chinlock. That move always looks freaky. Roode gets knocked to the floor again as Storm counters the Clash into an Alabama Slam for two.
Roode comes back in and breaks up the Eye of the Storm, followed by hitting a DDT on Storm for two. Roode takes his time and beats on both guys, sending AJ to the floor and hitting the Hennig neck snap for two on Storm. On the floor, AJ gets sent HARD into the steps knee first. Back in, Storm hits a Codebreaker to break Roode's momentum but AJ breaks up the Last Call.
Storm is knocked to the floor so AJ pounds on Roode in the corner. A tornado DDT (that's a popular move tonight) is shoved off by Roode and Beer Money reunited for a few seconds for a double suplex on Styles. They tease the Beer Money pose but both guys jump each other with Storm taking over. Roode goes up top but AJ jumps up to rana him down. The backflip into a reverse DDT gets two on Storm and everyone is down.
A Blockbuster from Roode gets two on Storm but Styles hits the Pele to put Roode down. Storm goes to the floor as AJ misses the springboard 450. A spear by Roode gets two on Styles and there's the Crossface by Roode. That's easily countered and Roode hits a Rock Bottom to the shock of the announcers for two. The spinebuster looks to set up the fisherman's suplex, but Storm comes back in and hits a Backstabber on Bobby and the Last Call on AJ for the pin and the title shot.
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D-Von talks about how his turning point was at Bound For Glory when he was revealed as part of Aces and 8's, which was a group of men that care about him. Angle was just in the wrong place at the wrong time and it was just business.
We recap Angle vs. D-Von. D-Von was revealed as the first member of the team and then one night on Impact, Aces and 8's beat up Angle as a show of power. Tonight is the revenge match.
D-Von vs. Kurt Angle
D-Von is here alone. We stall for a good while before the bell as D-Von won't get in the ring to fight Angle, which is probably a good idea. After wasting about two minutes, D-Von gets in and uses his wide array of punches to take over. D-Von hits his shoulder block to put Kurt down but Angle suplexes D-Von in return. The momentum doesn't really build though as Kurt misses a charge into the post and we head to the floor.
That goes nowhere so we head back in for the D-Von spinning back elbow for two. Off to a chinlock as this is exactly what you would expect so far: D-Von is using really basic stuff because that's about all he's good at on his own. When he's facing Kurt Angle, that's hard to buy as an effective offense. Taz goes into a way too long explanation of how D-Von and Doc wear the same belt but we can't see it because D-Von's shirt is out.
Anyway, Angle hits a missile dropkick and a flying forearm to put D-Von down followed by a belly to belly for two. The Angle Slam is escaped and D-Von clotheslines Angle down. D-Von goes up for the swan dive but Kurt runs up the ropes and hits a belly to belly superplex off the top for two. The ankle lock goes on but D-Von kicks him away and hits a Rock Bottom for two. They botch a powerbomb counter and Kurt rolls some Germans for two.
Angle goes to the corner for what would have been a moonsault that Rey Mysterio in his prime would have had issues hitting. D-Von powerbombs him out of the corner to prevent Kurt from having to try it but it only gets two. D-Von is limping around badly because of the ankle lock so at least the selling is good. The swan dive misses but the Angle Slam only gets two. Seriously? D-Von gets to kick out of the Slam? Aces and 8's surround the ring and D-Von spears Angle down for two. Not that it matters as the ankle lock gets the submission out of nowhere.
Angle immediately bails to the floor as the bikers hit the ring. Doc yells at Kurt that he's next.
AJ has nothing to say and leaves.
Austin Aries says tonight is the final chapter in the Jeff Hardy Saga and it ends in tragedy. Tonight Aries is going to shove the stacked deck down everyone's throats because Jeff isn't going to have his fans in the ring to help him tonight. Solid angry promo here.
Main event recap. Hardy won the BFG Series and beat Aries for the title last month. Aries turned heel before the match because he hated the way the crowd responded to Hardy but not him. Tonight's rematch is a ladder match.
TNA World Title: Jeff Hardy vs. Austin Aries
Both Hardy's vanity belt and the regular world title are above the ring. Jeff is listed at 234lbs in the Big Match Intros after being listed at 215 on the tale of the tape graphics. If Jeff is 234, I've got a chance at being Miss America this year. Aries wisely goes to the floor and reaches for a ladder but Hardy goes out to stop him. Why do that? You've got the high ground and you have to get a ladder anyway.
Aries pounds away in the ring and beats on Hardy in the corner before the ladder is in the ring yet. Aries gets knocked to the floor where there's a ladder laying on the ring. Hardy dives onto Aries and might have hit his knee on the ladder on the way down. Aries gets sent into the steps and there's Poetry in Motion against the barricade. Jeff slides in a ladder but Aries literally climbs over Jeff to stop him. Something like a Russian legsweep off the ladder by Aries puts both guys and the ladder down.
The ladder is set up like a bridge between the ring and the barricade and it's Jeff being placed on it by the challenger. A slingshot elbow onto Jeff onto Hardy has Aries in control, as does a knee drop. Aries goes up the ladder in the ring but Jeff miraculously pops up and makes the save. Jeff stands the ladder upside down and they fight over a suplex onto the bars that hold the ladder up. That goes nowhere for either guy so Hardy tries a cross body which hits ladder. Aries slingshots down onto the ladder to crush Hardy even more.
Austin pulls in another ladder as the first one fell to the floor. Hardy falls with it so Aries hits the suicide dive to send Jeff into the barricade. In a cool spot, Aries ties Jeff in the ladder and puts the steps on top of the ladder to hold Jeff in place. As Aries goes up the ladder, Jeff crawls under the ring and gets in on the other side and climbs the ladder. Aries shoves the ladder out and Jeff lands on his head and shoulder. And people wonder why he's a drug addict.
Naturally he's ok enough to climb up with Aries at the same time but the ladder is too wobbly for Aries to climb. By that I mean there was no reason for him to not grab the belts so they had to improvise. Aries dropkicks Jeff into the ladder in the corner but Hardy escapes the brainbuster and armdrags Aries into the ladder. Hardy rides the ladder down out of the corner so he can splash Aries in a cool spot.
Jeff gets another ladder to climb but Aries dropkicks the ladder out again. Both guys are down now with Hardy looking a bit dead. The old ladder is on the corner so Aries dropkicks it into Jeff in the corner. There's the brainbuster and Jeff is thrown to the floor. There's a ladder on the corner again and Aries goes climbing. They slug it out on top of the ladder with Hardy hitting a cutter off the top in a cool spot. There's a Swanton and Aries is out on the floor.
Hardy goes after the belts....and they rise higher into the air. Oh it's not exactly the Higher Power but rather Aries has the controls for the belts on the floor. Jeff goes out onto the floor and pulls out like the fourth ladder. This is the big red one and it's a double climb. They brawl on the top but they fall down onto the ladder on the corner. Both guys stand up on top of it and Jeff hits the Twist of Fate, sending Aries into the ladder and out to the floor. Hardy goes up and takes the belts down to retain. No music for some reason at first. Oh there it is.
Results
Samoa Joe b. Magnus Koquina Clutch
Eric Young/ODB b. Jesse Godderz/Tara Top Rope Elbow to Godderz
Rob Van Dam b. Joey Ryan Five Star Frog Splash
Doc b. Joseph Park Chokeslam
Chavo Guerrero/Hernandez b. Christopher Daniels/Kazarian Top Rope Cross Body to Daniels
James Storm b. AJ Styles and Bobby Roode Last Call to Styles
Kurt Angle b. D-Von Ankle Lock
Jeff Hardy b. Austin Aries Hardy pulled down both belts
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
R-Truth/Sin Cara/Rey Mysterio b. Antonio Cesaro/Prime Time Players Little Jimmy to Cesaro
Cody Rhodes b. Daniel Bryan Cross Rhodes
Kane b. Damien Sandow Chokeslam
Sheamus b. The Miz Brogue Kick
Kaitlyn/Layla b. Aksana/Eve Torres Reverse DDT to Eve
Kofi Kingston b. Alberto Del Rio Rollup
Santino Marella/Zack Ryder b. Primo/Epico Cobra to Epico
Wade Barrett b. Brodus Clay Souvenir
Heath Slater b. Jey Uso Smash Hit
Ryback/John Cena b. CM Punk/Dolph Ziggler Shell Shock to Ziggler
Smackdown
Kofi Kingston b. The Miz Cross Body
Prime Time Players b. Sin Cara/Rey Mysterio Clash of the Titus to Rey
Big Show/Wade Barrett b. Sheamus/William Regal WMD to Regal
Randy Orton b. Alberto Del Rio RKO onto steel steps
NXT
Kassius Ohno b. Trent Barreta OBE
Big E. Langston b. Memo Montenegro Slam Drop
Luke Harper b. Jason Jordan Spinning Boss Man Slam
Jinder Mahal b. Justin Gabriel, Bo Dallas and Drew McIntyre Camel clutch to Dallas
Impact Wrestling
Bobby Roode b. AJ Styles Pin after knocking Styles off the top rope
ODB b. Tara/Jesse Godderz Spear to Tara
Sting/Kurt Angle b. D-Von/Doc via DQ when D-Von hit Angle with a baseball bat
Magnus/Kazarian/Christopher Daniels b. Samoa Joe/Chavo Guerrero Jr./Hernandez Top Rope Elbow To Joe
Turning Point 2012
Samoa Joe b. Magnus Koquina Clutch
Eric Young/ODB b. Jesse Godderz/Tara Top Rope Elbow to Godderz
Rob Van Dam b. Joey Ryan Five Star Frog Splash
Doc b. Joseph Park Chokeslam
Chavo Guerrero/Hernandez b. Christopher Daniels/Kazarian Top Rope Cross Body to Daniels
James Storm b. AJ Styles and Bobby Roode Last Call to Styles
Kurt Angle b. D-Von Ankle Lock
Jeff Hardy b. Austin Aries Hardy pulled down both belts
Impact Wrestling
Date: November 8, 2012
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Taz, Todd Keneley, Jeremy Borash
Last week's big moment was the unmasking of Luke Gallows who doesn't actually have a name at this point. Other than that we had Gut Check and the announcement of a three way for the #1 contendership. Odds are tonight is mostly about Aces and 8's, but that's pretty much all you can expect to get on Impact anymore. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the announcement of the triple threat. The guy who takes the fall can't get a title shot until BFG next year, which is a nice idea actually. We also hear about Aries vs. Hardy being a ladder match. Aries: IT WAS JUST A METAPHOR JEFF! Those things are just about the world title match though, so now let's focus on the important thing: ACES AND 8's! And that guy who we don't have a name for yet but is more famous as Luke Gallows!
Aces and 8's are yelling at Gallows, who is now named Doc (Director of Chaos), because he lost his mask before he was even made a full fledged member of the team. Tonight it's Doc/D-Von vs. Angle/Sting. This sums up the major problem with the reveals so far: how in the world am I supposed to buy D-Von and Luke Gallows as a legitimate threat to beat Sting and Angle, two of the best of all time?
AJ Styles vs. Bobby Roode
Storm is on commentary. They fight for control of a wristlock to start before heading to the mat. Roode appears to have gotten a haircut. He blocks AJ's drop down/kick sequence but AJ sends him to the floor with ease. Styles sends him into the steps and drops a knee back inside as Storm says he would pin Roode if he had to pick. There are ads on the mat now too, which is fine as it brings in some extra cash.
A big backdrop puts Roode down but Bobby gets in a shot to the back to take over. We take a break and come back with Roode hot shotting AJ on the top rope. A Blockbuster gets two for Roode as does an elbow drop. Storm says he'd work with Roode to beat AJ if necessary. I can see the BEER MONEY REUNION??? posts already. Roode hooks a chinlock for a bit but AJ fights up and hits an enziguri to put both guys down.
We head to the corner with AJ pounding away but getting guillotined on the top rope to slow him down. The disadvantage lasts about eight seconds as AJ comes back with a top rope rana for two. The Clash is escaped and there's the spinebuster from Roode for no cover. The spear misses though and AJ rolls him up into a Styles Clash position, but Roode kicks him in the head to escape. Pele misses and the fisherman's suplex gets two for Bobby. Really good sequence there.
Bobby goes to the floor for a chair but Storm comes down to take it away from him. Styles hits a BIG springboard dive to take Roode out but stops to yell at Storm. Back in, AJ loads up another springboard but Roode knocks him off the ropes and gets a fast pin at 10:50 shown of 14:20.
Aries runs into Hogan in the back. Aries complains about the ladder stipulation so Hulk says that if Aries doesn't give the belt back by the end of the show, Aries loses his title shot.
We run down the remaining card for the show when the feed starts messing up. The screen says An Ancient Evil Awakes. Abyss maybe?
Angle is talking to Wes Brisco about timing when Sting comes up. Sting wants Brisco watching their back in the main event tonight. Are we really supposed to not get that Brisco is a member of the team? It's obviously him given the hair, but are we supposed to not notice it?
Joseph Park is in the ring and after asking if it's ok for him to talk, he says his body isn't meant to go through tables and he loved the feeling of taking off Doc's mask. His legal partners don't want him to have a match with Aces and 8's but he has to be a man. First though we have to make the pilgrimage to Mt. Hogan to beg for the match though, because if Hogan's ego doesn't get stroked every other segment, that's just not cool brother.
Here's Hogan who says that Park is a great guy but he got lucky last week instead of being good. Before Hogan can say no though, here's Ray with an interruption. Ray says Park isn't a fighter but he has a lot of guts and a lot to prove. The Bully believes in Joseph Park and so do the fans. Bully to Hulk: Why say no when it feels so good to say yes? It's that mentality that led to the sex tape issue brother. Hogan says just this one time and shakes Park's hand.
Tara hits on Jesse, who says that he used shooting star presses and a super double tiger driver last week. ODB comes in to yell at the two of them and wants a handicap match next. Jesse: We're going to need A LOT of hand sanitizer.
AJ rants about Storm when the Cowboy comes in.
ODB vs. Tara/Jesse Godderz
Tara and Jesse actually skip down to the floor. They don't have to tag here so ODB beats up both of them at once. Jesse gets rammed into ODB's cleavage and there's a double noggin knocker. A double elbow puts ODB down before Tara raves over the bicep a bit. ODB slams them both down and avoids a charging Jesse. Tara gets sent into his crotch and it's a double bronco buster. ODB spears Tara down for the pin at 2:40. I smell a tag match Sunday.
ODB gets beaten down with a flask shot post match. Jesse pours the contents on her body.
Post break, ODB is on the phone with Eric's voicemail and says the tag match is on.
Apparently on Thanksgiving, all of the Gut Check winners will be there. Oh joy.
The Gut Check judges have a chat. Taz thinks it's a no brainer but doesn't say which side he's on. This goes on for awhile and Snow's jacket gets made fun of.
Sting/Kurt Angle vs. Doc/D-Von
Before you ask, no I don't be calling him DOC in all caps. Seriously, it makes zero difference so spare me the arguments that I'm saying it wrong. Tenay and Taz take over on commentary. The brawl starts on the floor with Angle destroying D-Von and Sting doing the same to Doc. Sting and Doc start in the corner and Sting hits a quick DDT for two. A D-Von distraction lets Doc hit a clothesline to take over as things get down to normal.
Off to D-Von who drops an elbow for two before bringing Doc back in. A suplex gets two and it's off to the chinlock. That goes nowhere so D-Von drops a leg for two. Angle gets punched in the face to break up a tag and D-Von pounds Sting down in the corner. A Doc splash gets two as Angle makes the save. Back to D-Von for the spinning elbow for two as Aces and 8's are using REALLY basic stuff so far.
Doc and Sting clothesline each other down and there's the hot tag to Angle. House is cleaned and it's a German for Doc and the Slam for D-Von. Everything breaks down but as Sting puts Doc in the Deathlock, D-Von hits Sting and Angle with the ball bat for the DQ at 5:41.
Post match here's Bully for the save and he loads up a table. D-Von runs as soon as he sees it so Sting comes back to beat up Doc. More members come in with a hammer to save Doc and Sting gets put through the table. Angle gets knocked to the floor and Doc hits Sting with the hammer, clearly missing his hand by a good space. Joe, Chavo and Hernandez make the save. You know, because you should be afraid when you have the high ground AND A HAMMER. Sting gets taken out by medics.
This has nothing to do with what just happened, but apparently that Ancient Evil Awakes is a Halo 4 ad. Silly me for thinking an ad during a wrestling show was about wrestling.
Time for Gut Check, because that transition is fine. Taz says yes without a doubt and Prichard says yes as well, giving York the contract. I can't argue with that one.
Aries is in the back on the phone when he sees Brooke and Ray arguing over something. They see him coming and stop immediately because they don't want him to hear. We've got intrigue!
We recap Hardy vs. Aries.
We run down the Turning Point card. Unless I'm missing it, does Ray not have a match?
Hogan is on the phone asking for updates on Sting when he runs into Joey Ryan. Ryan says Hulk can congratulate him on winning the X Title which he hasn't gotten a shot at yet. Hogan tells Morgan that Matt isn't allowed at ringside on Sunday. Morgan says Hulk has no idea who he's messing with but he'll find out. I still want Morgan as the Aces and 8's boss. Morgan and Ryan leave and Hogan says he does know.
Samoa Joe/Chavo Guerrero Jr./Hernandez vs. Christopher Daniels/Kazarian/Magnus
It's a big brawl to start with Chavo vs. Daniels finally getting things going. Daniels gets beaten around like a pinball before Chavo suplexes him down for two. Daiels hits a knee and tags Kaz but the beating continues very quickly. SuperMex comes in with a splash for two and it's time for Magnus vs. Joe. The British guy who used to be a gladiator for some reason runs to the floor and upon reentry, the heels gets in a shot to Joe's back to take over.
Everything breaks down again until it's Joe hammering away on Daniels in the corner. Daniels drops a knee and brings in Chavo with a slingshot hilo for two. Hernandez hooks a bearhug into an overhead belly to belly before it's back to Chavo who gets two off a dropkick. Some double teaming FINALLY slows Chavo down and the beatdown begins. A running jumping swinging neckbreaker gets two for Kaz and it's off to Magnus again.
Daniels acts like he's riding a horse for some reason before it's off to Kaz for a bow and arrow hold. Chavo fights up and hooks a headscissors to take Kaz down and make the tag off to Hernandez. House is cleaned and Daniels gets launched with a shoulder block. The Border Toss is broken up but Daniels/Kaz's double suplex is countered into a suplex on both of them by Hernandez. Off to Joe vs. Magnus with the Samoan taking over. Magnus charges into the Rock Bottom out of the corner.
The two of them head to the floor as does Daniels, so here's a big dive by Hernandez to take them out. Chavo loads up the Frog Splash on Magnus but Kaz breaks it up. Joe loads up the MuscleBuster on Magnus but Daniels makes the save. There's the Clutch on Daniels but it's broken up by a jawbreaker. Daniels and Kaz go High/Low on Joe and a top rope elbow from Magnus gets the pin at 11:00.
Roode says his plan is coming together with AJ fighting Storm.
We recap the attack on Sting.
Here's Aries to return the belt. There's a ladder at ringside and another one in the ring. Aries says that Hardy says he's the best wrestler on the planet. Well Aries is the best wrestler in the universe. Either this universe, or any universe. They're going hard with the WWE jabs lately. Austin talks about how Hardy has lived and died by the ladder match. Hardy has fallen a lot, but on Sunday the fall is going to be worse than any he's ever had. The fans keep chanting WHAT so Aries goes off on them a bit.
Aries says he's going to use Hardy's belt as a belt buckle, meaning Hardy's face will be down by his crotch (his words, not mine). If Hardy wants this belt back, come and get it. Here's Hardy who knocks Aries to the floor and takes the title before climbing up the ladder. He hangs both belts and poses but Aries shoves him off the ladder and stomps him down to end the show.
Results
Bobby Roode b. AJ Styles Pin after knocking Styles off the top rope
ODB b. Tara/Jesse Godderz Spear to Tara
Sting/Kurt Angle b. D-Von/Doc via DQ when D-Von hit Angle with a baseball bat
Magnus/Kazarian/Christopher Daniels b. Samoa Joe/Chavo Guerrero Jr./Hernandez Top Rope Elbow To Joe
Friday
Impact got 1.0, up slightly from last week.
Saturday
Nothing.
Sunday
Turning Point 2012
Date: November 11, 2012
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Todd Keneley, Taz
This is the usually worthless PPV after Bound For Glory where we mostly have rematches from the biggest show of the year. You know, like Backlash before Vince decided that we MUST have a big show every month. The main event here is Hardy vs. Aries II in a ladder match which should be awesome. The other match is a three way for the #1 contendership between Styles, Storm and Roode, with the loser of the fall getting no shot until BFG 13. Let's get to it.
Here's Taz in the ring to open the show. He talks about how glad he is to work for a company that is trying to help Hurricane Sandy, so he brings out Buckethead (a radio DJ) and Bully Ray. They're selling those Make An Impact t-shirts with the proceeds going to the Red Cross for Hurricane Sandy relief. Also they're trying to break a world record for most people texting on a PPV with all of them texting to a number which will donate $10 to the relief effort. At least the Buckethead guy knows how to talk so this isn't horrible. This ate up over five minutes but it's a charity thing so it's really hard to complain.
Now we get the opening video which is about the two aforementioned main events.
TV Title: Samoa Joe vs. Magnus
No DQ because Magnus hit Joe with a wrench or something recently. Joe is defending in case you haven't read all of my reviews as you should have. They fire off forearms to start with the champ taking over as we head to the floor. Magnus gets in some shots so Joe punches him in the face. After sending Magnus into the steps, Joe drops a knee for two back in the ring.
A running knee to the face gets two for the champ but Magnus hits him with a clothesline to take over. Joe is like screw that and kicks Magnus in the head in the corner, knocking him to the floor. Magnus grabs a chair (No DQ remember) and pelts it at Joe before the Samoan can charge. Back in and Joe shrugs off all the offense again and hits the snap powerslam for two. There's an STF from Joe but Magnus makes a rope quickly.
The champ gets put in a pair of armbars but he easily escapes and hits an enziguri to take over again. Joe loads up the MuscleBuster but Magnus knocks him down and hits the top rope elbow for two. A Michinoku Driver puts Joe down and another top rope elbow gets two. I like that mentality: it's an impact move, so why not do it again and again until it works? Back up and Magnus charges into the Rock Bottom out of the corner, knocking him out to the floor. Joe loads up a dive but this time dives over the top to avoid the chair. Back in and the MuscleBuster sets up the Clutch to retain the title at 12:29.
Eric Young returns and says that a shark ate his phone. Apparently Aquaman got him cable on the bottom of the floor and he saw what happened. ODB says it's cool and they kiss.
ODB/Eric Young vs. Jesse Godderz/Tara
The girls start but Tara tags out before any contact. Off to Jesse who gets rolled up and punched a few times. Off to Eric who does some basic stuff and hits a dropkick for two. Back to ODB for a Bronco Buster on Jesse, so Eric gets in the corner because he wants one of his own. Tara breaks it up and Jesse jumps Eric to take over. Jesse pounds away a bit and sweet goodness he just isn't that good.
The heels hit a double Russian legsweep for two and it's off to a chinlock by Jesse. Eric fights up and it's a double clothesline to put both guys down. ODB is like screw it and pulls Eric over to his corner for the tag. Off to ODB who cleans house and hits The Bam on Tara for no cover. After a quick cheap shot from Jesse does nothing of note, ODB slams Jesse down and a top rope elbow from Eric gets the pin on 8:32.
We recap the Sting attack from Thursday.
James Storm talks about how tonight is going to be a Turning Point for someone. He'll do anything to win.
X-Division Title: Rob Van Dam vs. Joey Ryan
For the life of me I still don't get why Morgan is with Ryan. They actually show the video from Impact where Hogan banned Morgan from ringside. They can't have a video about the match but we can see a clip of Hogan saying Morgan can't be here which takes 40 seconds to get through? Ryan says Hogan is underestimating him and disrespecting him so he's going to make the X-Division X-Rated.
Joey stalls to start as the first minute or so is a feeling out process. Van Dam takes over and hits a spin kick before putting Joey in the Tree of Woe. After a basement dropkick, it's a monkey flip to send Ryan flying. Van Dam goes up but gets shoved off the top and out onto the barricade. A suicide dive keeps Rob down as this Keneley guy is really getting annoying. His voice isn't serious enough and the constant chattering style doesn't work.
A tornado DDT gets two for Joey as does the Mustache Ride (middle rope neckbreaker). Rob easily gets up and kicks Joey down to take over. Rolling Thunder and the standing moonsault get two each, as does a rollup for Joey. The stepover kick puts Ryan down and the Five Star retains the title at 7:45.
Morgan kicks Van Dam's head off on the stage.
Joseph Park thanks Sting for the opportunity he's getting a chance to fight Aces and 8's tonight because of Sting.
We recap Park's (or Parks if you listen to Hogan) issues with Aces and 8's, which would be kidnapping and violent assault.
Doc vs. Joseph Park
Doc is Luke Gallows remember. Park is always amazing in this role given how inept he can make himself look. He tries single leg takedown but Doc just laughs at him. Some wild right hands miss Doc until one accidentally catches him, ticking the biker off. They head to the floor where Park does a lot of running but manages to send Doc into the steps. Back in and Doc loads up a studded belt around his fist but the referee takes it away. Then we stop, because it's hammer time. That of course gets taken away and Park pounds away.
The next three minutes or so are just Doc beating on Park with basic stuff and there's only so much you can say about punches. Park starts a comeback but gets hit in the head with the belt to bust him open. He goes into a rage and hits the Black Hole Slam before turning back into Park. Park grabs a chair to whack Doc in the back with for two, but that's all he's got as Doc chokeslams him down for the pin at 11:01.
Post match Doc gets the hammer but Bully Ray makes the save.
Roode says that tonight he'll prove that he's the better man.
We recap the tag title match. Chavo and Hernandez won the titles in a threeway and tonight is the solo rematch.
Tag Titles: Chavo Guerrero/Hernandez vs. Kazarian/Christopher Daniels
Chavo and SuperMex are defending. Daniels vs. Chavo gets us going with a feeling out process. Guerrero hits a quick hiptoss but Kaz jumps him from behind and the challengers double team to take over. SuperMex is like SCREW THAT IN SPANISH and hits a double clothesline to take over. A backbreaker puts Daniels down but the Frog Splash from Chavo misses to give the challengers control again.
Kaz and Daniels take turns working on Chavo's ribs with Daniels hitting a middle rope kick down onto the stomach. A dropkick sends Chavo to the floor and it's time for whatever the gangham style dance is. I have no idea what that is, nor do I want to know. In a cool move, Chavo sunset flips Kaz with the latter making a blind tag. As Chavo has Kaz down, Kaz grabs Chavo's head so Daniels can get in a kick to keep control. Cool sequence.
Kaz comes back in and squeezes on the ribs a bit more before sending Chavo into the corner. Why are TNA buckles so much bigger than WWE's? Speaking of turnbuckles, Chavo climbs up a few of them for a tornado DDT and brings in SuperMex who cleans house. A splash in the corner gets two on Daniels but Kaz breaks up the Border Toss. Two shots in the corner put Hernandez down but he comes back with a double springboard clothesline. A backbreaker puts Daniels on the floor and a big shoulder sends Kaz down as well.
The big dive by Hernandez is broken up by a Daniels Kick and the High/Low gets two. Hernandez hits a double suplex and Chavo dropkicks them both down with a single dropkick. Kaz takes two of the Three Amigos and Daniels takes all three. Kaz breaks up the Frog Splash with an enziguri so Hernandez throws Kazarian to the floor. STO puts Hernandez down and Daniels loads up a superplex on Guerrero, only to have Hernandez pull him into a Doomsday Device position. Chavo hits a cross body to take out Daniels and retain the titles at 13:23.
AJ says it's been a rough year for him with a lot of distractions that he didn't want or need. It's been almost three years since he's been world champion, which is all he needs to get past Roode and Storm.
Bobby Roode vs. James Storm vs. AJ Styles
The winner gets the shot at Final Resolution and the person who gets pinned or submits doesn't get a shot until BFG 13 at the earliest. I love that shot of looking down on Roode from the corner. It looks awesome. AJ immediately kicks Roode in the head and it's one on one with Styles vs. Storm. After a few moments of feeling out, Storm hooks the rope to avoid the drop down/kick, but Roode pulls James to the floor. They slug it out a bit, but here's Styles to dive on both of them in a classic AJ move.
It's AJ vs. Roode in the ring now with the fans chanting for Roode. A knee drop gets two for Styles as Storm makes the save. Roode sends AJ to the floor but Styles guillotines Storm from the floor to slow things down again. Back in and Roode sends Styles right back to the floor again. The announcers speculate that AJ is off his game tonight. Beer Money explodes for the first time since.....last month? The Cowboy gets two off a neckbreaker and an enziguri puts Roode down.
AJ is back in now as this is really fast paced so far. Roode rolls to the floor and AJ fires off kicks to the leg of Storm. Off to a Figure Four but Styles lets it go to knock Roode down. AJ hits a knee crusher and it's off to the Indian Deathlock with a chinlock. That move always looks freaky. Roode gets knocked to the floor again as Storm counters the Clash into an Alabama Slam for two.
Roode comes back in and breaks up the Eye of the Storm, followed by hitting a DDT on Storm for two. Roode takes his time and beats on both guys, sending AJ to the floor and hitting the Hennig neck snap for two on Storm. On the floor, AJ gets sent HARD into the steps knee first. Back in, Storm hits a Codebreaker to break Roode's momentum but AJ breaks up the Last Call.
Storm is knocked to the floor so AJ pounds on Roode in the corner. A tornado DDT (that's a popular move tonight) is shoved off by Roode and Beer Money reunited for a few seconds for a double suplex on Styles. They tease the Beer Money pose but both guys jump each other with Storm taking over. Roode goes up top but AJ jumps up to rana him down. The backflip into a reverse DDT gets two on Storm and everyone is down.
A Blockbuster from Roode gets two on Storm but Styles hits the Pele to put Roode down. Storm goes to the floor as AJ misses the springboard 450. A spear by Roode gets two on Styles and there's the Crossface by Roode. That's easily countered and Roode hits a Rock Bottom to the shock of the announcers for two. The spinebuster looks to set up the fisherman's suplex, but Storm comes back in and hits a Backstabber on Bobby and the Last Call on AJ for the pin and the title shot.
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D-Von talks about how his turning point was at Bound For Glory when he was revealed as part of Aces and 8's, which was a group of men that care about him. Angle was just in the wrong place at the wrong time and it was just business.
We recap Angle vs. D-Von. D-Von was revealed as the first member of the team and then one night on Impact, Aces and 8's beat up Angle as a show of power. Tonight is the revenge match.
D-Von vs. Kurt Angle
D-Von is here alone. We stall for a good while before the bell as D-Von won't get in the ring to fight Angle, which is probably a good idea. After wasting about two minutes, D-Von gets in and uses his wide array of punches to take over. D-Von hits his shoulder block to put Kurt down but Angle suplexes D-Von in return. The momentum doesn't really build though as Kurt misses a charge into the post and we head to the floor.
That goes nowhere so we head back in for the D-Von spinning back elbow for two. Off to a chinlock as this is exactly what you would expect so far: D-Von is using really basic stuff because that's about all he's good at on his own. When he's facing Kurt Angle, that's hard to buy as an effective offense. Taz goes into a way too long explanation of how D-Von and Doc wear the same belt but we can't see it because D-Von's shirt is out.
Anyway, Angle hits a missile dropkick and a flying forearm to put D-Von down followed by a belly to belly for two. The Angle Slam is escaped and D-Von clotheslines Angle down. D-Von goes up for the swan dive but Kurt runs up the ropes and hits a belly to belly superplex off the top for two. The ankle lock goes on but D-Von kicks him away and hits a Rock Bottom for two. They botch a powerbomb counter and Kurt rolls some Germans for two.
Angle goes to the corner for what would have been a moonsault that Rey Mysterio in his prime would have had issues hitting. D-Von powerbombs him out of the corner to prevent Kurt from having to try it but it only gets two. D-Von is limping around badly because of the ankle lock so at least the selling is good. The swan dive misses but the Angle Slam only gets two. Seriously? D-Von gets to kick out of the Slam? Aces and 8's surround the ring and D-Von spears Angle down for two. Not that it matters as the ankle lock gets the submission out of nowhere.
Angle immediately bails to the floor as the bikers hit the ring. Doc yells at Kurt that he's next.
AJ has nothing to say and leaves.
Austin Aries says tonight is the final chapter in the Jeff Hardy Saga and it ends in tragedy. Tonight Aries is going to shove the stacked deck down everyone's throats because Jeff isn't going to have his fans in the ring to help him tonight. Solid angry promo here.
Main event recap. Hardy won the BFG Series and beat Aries for the title last month. Aries turned heel before the match because he hated the way the crowd responded to Hardy but not him. Tonight's rematch is a ladder match.
TNA World Title: Jeff Hardy vs. Austin Aries
Both Hardy's vanity belt and the regular world title are above the ring. Jeff is listed at 234lbs in the Big Match Intros after being listed at 215 on the tale of the tape graphics. If Jeff is 234, I've got a chance at being Miss America this year. Aries wisely goes to the floor and reaches for a ladder but Hardy goes out to stop him. Why do that? You've got the high ground and you have to get a ladder anyway.
Aries pounds away in the ring and beats on Hardy in the corner before the ladder is in the ring yet. Aries gets knocked to the floor where there's a ladder laying on the ring. Hardy dives onto Aries and might have hit his knee on the ladder on the way down. Aries gets sent into the steps and there's Poetry in Motion against the barricade. Jeff slides in a ladder but Aries literally climbs over Jeff to stop him. Something like a Russian legsweep off the ladder by Aries puts both guys and the ladder down.
The ladder is set up like a bridge between the ring and the barricade and it's Jeff being placed on it by the challenger. A slingshot elbow onto Jeff onto Hardy has Aries in control, as does a knee drop. Aries goes up the ladder in the ring but Jeff miraculously pops up and makes the save. Jeff stands the ladder upside down and they fight over a suplex onto the bars that hold the ladder up. That goes nowhere for either guy so Hardy tries a cross body which hits ladder. Aries slingshots down onto the ladder to crush Hardy even more.
Austin pulls in another ladder as the first one fell to the floor. Hardy falls with it so Aries hits the suicide dive to send Jeff into the barricade. In a cool spot, Aries ties Jeff in the ladder and puts the steps on top of the ladder to hold Jeff in place. As Aries goes up the ladder, Jeff crawls under the ring and gets in on the other side and climbs the ladder. Aries shoves the ladder out and Jeff lands on his head and shoulder. And people wonder why he's a drug addict.
Naturally he's ok enough to climb up with Aries at the same time but the ladder is too wobbly for Aries to climb. By that I mean there was no reason for him to not grab the belts so they had to improvise. Aries dropkicks Jeff into the ladder in the corner but Hardy escapes the brainbuster and armdrags Aries into the ladder. Hardy rides the ladder down out of the corner so he can splash Aries in a cool spot.
Jeff gets another ladder to climb but Aries dropkicks the ladder out again. Both guys are down now with Hardy looking a bit dead. The old ladder is on the corner so Aries dropkicks it into Jeff in the corner. There's the brainbuster and Jeff is thrown to the floor. There's a ladder on the corner again and Aries goes climbing. They slug it out on top of the ladder with Hardy hitting a cutter off the top in a cool spot. There's a Swanton and Aries is out on the floor.
Hardy goes after the belts....and they rise higher into the air. Oh it's not exactly the Higher Power but rather Aries has the controls for the belts on the floor. Jeff goes out onto the floor and pulls out like the fourth ladder. This is the big red one and it's a double climb. They brawl on the top but they fall down onto the ladder on the corner. Both guys stand up on top of it and Jeff hits the Twist of Fate, sending Aries into the ladder and out to the floor. Hardy goes up and takes the belts down to retain. No music for some reason at first. Oh there it is.
Results
Samoa Joe b. Magnus Koquina Clutch
Eric Young/ODB b. Jesse Godderz/Tara Top Rope Elbow to Godderz
Rob Van Dam b. Joey Ryan Five Star Frog Splash
Doc b. Joseph Park Chokeslam
Chavo Guerrero/Hernandez b. Christopher Daniels/Kazarian Top Rope Cross Body to Daniels
James Storm b. AJ Styles and Bobby Roode Last Call to Styles
Kurt Angle b. D-Von Ankle Lock
Jeff Hardy b. Austin Aries Hardy pulled down both belts
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
R-Truth/Sin Cara/Rey Mysterio b. Antonio Cesaro/Prime Time Players Little Jimmy to Cesaro
Cody Rhodes b. Daniel Bryan Cross Rhodes
Kane b. Damien Sandow Chokeslam
Sheamus b. The Miz Brogue Kick
Kaitlyn/Layla b. Aksana/Eve Torres Reverse DDT to Eve
Kofi Kingston b. Alberto Del Rio Rollup
Santino Marella/Zack Ryder b. Primo/Epico Cobra to Epico
Wade Barrett b. Brodus Clay Souvenir
Heath Slater b. Jey Uso Smash Hit
Ryback/John Cena b. CM Punk/Dolph Ziggler Shell Shock to Ziggler
Smackdown
Kofi Kingston b. The Miz Cross Body
Prime Time Players b. Sin Cara/Rey Mysterio Clash of the Titus to Rey
Big Show/Wade Barrett b. Sheamus/William Regal WMD to Regal
Randy Orton b. Alberto Del Rio RKO onto steel steps
NXT
Kassius Ohno b. Trent Barreta OBE
Big E. Langston b. Memo Montenegro Slam Drop
Luke Harper b. Jason Jordan Spinning Boss Man Slam
Jinder Mahal b. Justin Gabriel, Bo Dallas and Drew McIntyre Camel clutch to Dallas
Impact Wrestling
Bobby Roode b. AJ Styles Pin after knocking Styles off the top rope
ODB b. Tara/Jesse Godderz Spear to Tara
Sting/Kurt Angle b. D-Von/Doc via DQ when D-Von hit Angle with a baseball bat
Magnus/Kazarian/Christopher Daniels b. Samoa Joe/Chavo Guerrero Jr./Hernandez Top Rope Elbow To Joe
Turning Point 2012
Samoa Joe b. Magnus Koquina Clutch
Eric Young/ODB b. Jesse Godderz/Tara Top Rope Elbow to Godderz
Rob Van Dam b. Joey Ryan Five Star Frog Splash
Doc b. Joseph Park Chokeslam
Chavo Guerrero/Hernandez b. Christopher Daniels/Kazarian Top Rope Cross Body to Daniels
James Storm b. AJ Styles and Bobby Roode Last Call to Styles
Kurt Angle b. D-Von Ankle Lock
Jeff Hardy b. Austin Aries Hardy pulled down both belts