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Monday
Monday Night Raw
Date: November 24, 2014
Location: Bankers Life Fieldhouse, Indianapolis, Indiana
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler, John Bradshaw Layfield
We're coming off one of the most eventful main events in a very long time as Sting actually debuted last night after roughly thirteen years of waiting. Team Cena prevailed over Team Authority with Dolph Ziggler actually hanging on until the end after Cena was eliminated when Big Show turned heel. Again. Other than that we've got less than three weeks before TLC and what might be the main event is already set with Dean Ambrose set to face Bray Wyatt in a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match. Let's get to it.
We open with the required recap of last night's show.
Here's the Authority to open things up because where would we be without them? Stephanie talks about how unfair last night was and blames the loss on Sting. They stand before you tonight as winners instead of losers because they still have corporate responsibilities. Stephanie starts crying and the fans chant YES. HHH knows there is no one here that could handle the Authority's power.
We live in a universe governed by the laws of finance and commerce. They have to make decisions based on supply and demand, not what's popular. Is Cena going to do that? Ziggler? Sting maybe? HHH doesn't know why Sting did that last night but maybe he was trying to make his career relevant by standing in the ring with HHH for thirty seconds.
He goes into a speech from the end of A Few Good Men (almost word for word) before asking who makes the decisions now. There is no Cena, Ziggler or Ryback without the Authority and there is no WWE Universe. What are the fans going to do without Raw now? They can sit on a couch and live in their pathetic failures, because the Authority is going to leave now, but you all will beg for them to come back.
Cue Daniel Bryan of all people for one of the biggest YES chants this side of Wrestlemania. He doesn't say anything but does the YES pose all the way up the aisle, right in the Authority's face. That certainly woke the fans up and that's exactly what you bring a guy like Bryan back for. Bryan stays in the ring as we go to a break.
Back from commercial with Bryan talking about how great it feels to be back in this ring tonight. It felt great to kick the Authority to the curb, but that brings him to Team Authority. As for tonight, Bryan is in charge of Raw and asks all of the losing members of Team Authority to come out here right now. Cole calls each member a loser because Cole doesn't understand the meaning of the words subtle or neutral.
Bryan says he won't be vindictive like the Authority so no titles are in danger and no one is being put in unfair matches. We'll start with Rollins, who tonight gets to team with two superstars to face Cena and Ziggler. Rollins grabs a mic but it doesn't work at first so we get some quick banter between him and Bryan.
Seth holds up the briefcase and says he's still the future of this company. He thinks his partners will be something like Hornswoggle and El Torito or JBL and Cole. Bryan won't be making the selections though. Instead, it's in the WWE Universe's hands. Daniel however, does get to pick the options. It will either be Mark Henry/Luke Harper, Mark Henry/Kane or the Stooges.
Bryan starts the voting as Rollins runs down the Stooges as being pretty bad at their job before storming off. Next up is Kane, who really shouldn't be Director of Operations anymore. Bryan puts it up to the people and they give him a resounding NO. He won't fire Kane but he will reassign him. Starting tonight, Kane is Director of Food and Drink, meaning he'll be known as Concessions Kane. A guy brings out popcorn and hot dogs for Kane to carry throughout the night as we're in comedy mode.
That brings us to Rusev and Lana. Bryan thinks the US Champion should be a bit more patriotic so he has some options. Rusev can either defend the title in a battle royal against the rest of the roster, or he can pledge allegiance to a big US flag in the middle of the ring. Lana freaks out as the crowd chants USA.
After they storm off, it's Harper's chance. He won the title last week with the help of the Stooges (who you can vote for as Option C on the WWE App!), but tonight he's having to go it alone. Bryan needs an opponent for him though, so how about the Lunatic Fringe Dean Ambrose?
That leaves just Henry, who tries to leave before Bryan can do anything for him. Bryan was backstage when a big guy came up to him and asked for a favor. Naturally Bryan said yes because that's his thing, so tonight a guy is going to get his chance to avenge his loss to Mark Henry a few years back at Wrestlemania, so tonight it's Henry vs. Ryback. Bryan gave him the match because he's running Raw tonight, and THAT'S WHAT I DO!
Mark Henry vs. Ryback
Ryback jumps him from the aisle and sends Henry head first into the post. He drives Henry into the barricade a few times but referees pull him off as we go to a break without a bell. Back with the opening bell and Henry already staggered. He's still able to knock Ryback down a few times but Ryback comes back with a spinebuster. The Meat Hook connects for the pin at 55 seconds.
HHH and Stephanie are walking through the back when they run into Vince. Stephanie apologizes for letting them down but Vince says he isn't an angry man. He is however disappointed by the two of them coming up against insurmountable odds. Somehow, someway the two of them have to fix this though. Vince yells at Stephanie for being sorry because he's never been sorry for a thing in his life. That might change when he has to spend Thanksgiving with them though. All three leave in a limo with Vince still ranting about sorry.
Intercontinental Title: Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper
Luke hammers away to start and drives in some shots to the throat in the corner. Dean takes him right back down and drives in crossface shots to the nose. It's off to the arm of all things with Harper in early trouble. Luke is sent to the floor for a big dive as we take a break. Back with Harper holding a chinlock but Dean fights up, only to be sent chest first into the buckle.
Ambrose fights back with right hands but his boot to the ribs is caught and Harper shoves it back, sending Dean face first onto the mat. After a quick chinlock, Harper sends him out to the floor yet again. Another whip sends Dean into the barricade but Ambrose comes back with a hard clothesline. They head back inside with Dean grabbing a rollup for two and a crossbody for the same.
Harper gets tied up in the ropes for the running dropkick, followed by the Fameasser to drive Harper face first into the mat for two. Dean hammers away until Harper grabs the sitout Boss Man Slam for two of his own. Ambrose breaks up a superplex attempt and hits his standing elbow drop, only to eat a superkick. That's fine with Dean who hits the Rebound Clothesline for two more. The champ goes and gets his title but Dean hits the suicide dive to prevent him from walking out. Back in and Harper fights off Dirty Deeds until he shoves Dean into the referee.....for the DQ at 14:39.
Post match Dean gets a chair and hits Dirty Deeds before bringing in a table and ladder. Bray sneaks in through the crowd and lays him out though, including Sister Abigail on the floor.
Big E. New Day video.
Here are Santino Marella and Larry the Cable Guy with the latter in a mask, shorts and no shirt. Larry says he's ready to go King Kong Bundy on someone but Santino says we're not here to wrestle. He takes off the mask and apologizes for all the eye candy. Larry says he beat up Savage one night in Florida. Santino: Randy Savage??? Larry: No, Fred. The Cable Guy says he's a fan of Steve Austin and says he'd be Stone Cold Creamery (Cold Stone Creamery is an ice cream store chain). Cue Goldust and Stardust to get in Larry's face and that's it.
Tag Team Titles: Miz/Damien Mizdow vs. Goldust/Stardust
Miz/Mizdow are defending and Mizdow has toy titles again. Stardust slams Miz to start but misses an elbow. Miz tries to tag out but Stardust takes him into the corner for a chest rake. It's off to Goldust for an atomic drop, meaning Mizdow comes in to mock an atomic drop of his own. Miz dives into a punch to the ribs and Stardust breaks up another tag attempt by knocking Miz to the floor as we take a break.
Back with Stardust in control of Miz until a jawbreaker puts both guys down. The hot tag brings in Mizdow to clean house to a big reaction. He nails a quick Reality Check on Stardust and actually nips up. Stardust snaps his throat across the top though and things slow down again with Goldust holding a chinlock as a trainer checks on Miz.
A powerslam gets two on Mizdow and Stardust's release gordbuster gets the same. Miz is telling the trainer to stay off the face as Mizdow makes his comeback and puts Starudst in the Figure Four, only to have Goldust make the save. Mizdow sends him outside but Miz makes a blind tag and hits the Skull Crushing Finale on Stardust to retain at 10:16.
The concessions manager yells at Kane and puts him in charge of chips.
Lana says this isn't fair, just like America. Daniel Bryan pops up on screen and gives him them the same options, but gives us a supervisor to make sure it works well. Cue Sgt. Slaughter as the big flag comes down. Sarge leads them in the Pledge but Rusev won't bring himself to do it. Rusev stands there for awhile and finally throws the mic down. It's time to fight and Slaughter takes off the hat but Jack Swagger comes in for the save. This story again?
Kane gives fans food when Santino and Larry show up in line. Santino winds up wearing mustard and Larry gets a hot dog because Kane is a fan.
Fandango vs. Justin Gabriel
Rematch of the pre-show match last night. Fandango hits a hard elbow to the jaw to start but Justin knocks him off the top rope. A big clothesline flips Justin inside out though as Rosa looks on from ringside. The top rope legdrop ends Gabriel at 1:57.
Here's a smiling Big Show in a suit for his explanation about last night. He wants to make sure everything is cool because he saw a lot of things online that didn't sit well with him. Last night he did some things and now people see him as a bad guy. In reality he's a human being who made a mistake.
Surely everyone has done that before though, so the people should be able to forgive him. He has a medical condition that makes him this big, but on the inside he's a person just like us. Last night he saw John Cena vulnerable and did what he thought he had to do. Big Show is sure that everyone can forgive him because he wouldn't have done that if he knew Team Cena was going to win anyway. He's been putting his body on the line for the last twenty years and maybe the fans owe him this one.
The fans say he sold out and Big Show gets angry in a hurry. He's heard all those people in the back that are calling him a coward and wants one of them to come out right now. Cue Erick Rowan, who Show calls an upside down Sheamus. Show could understand if this was John Cena or someone, but Erick Rowan? He mocks Rowan a bit before Rowan takes off the mask. That earns Erick a warning to leave before he gets hurt but Rowan says he doesn't like bullies and the fight is on. Show is quickly knocked to the floor and he breaks the steps before leaving.
The Stooges come up to Rollins in the back and are both about a foot shorter. Ziggler comes in and says he's asked his 1.4 million Twitter followers to vote for the Stooges.
Brie Bella vs. AJ Lee
AJ comes out with the mic and says Nikki has turned the title into a new accessory. As for Brie, lesbihonest, she's an even bigger skank than her sister. Nikki offers a quick distraction so Brie can nail a hard clothesline for two. We hit a hammerlock for a bit before AJ fights up for a quick Shining Wizard for two. Nikki shouts about Brie Mode and another distraction lets Brie grab a rollup for the pin at 3:22.
AJ yells at the Bellas post match and says talent is not sexually transmitted.
Adam Rose/The Bunny vs. Tyson Kidd/Natalya
Larry the Cable Guy and Santino are on commentary to dance with the Bunny. Rose grabs him by the ears and throws him into the ring for some yelling. Rose tags out to the Bunny tos tart and it's time for comedy. The Bunny hits a quick middle rope dropkick and stomps on Tyson in the corner. Tyson finally smacks the Bunny in the face before it's off to Natalya....who immediately tags back to Tyson. Jerry explains the idea of the match (both teams are having relationship problems) as Ada gets two off a spinebuster. The Bunny trips Rose by mistake and Kidd hooks a rollup for the pin at 3:58.
Ryback wants to find the concession stand.
New Day video with all three together. They're debuting next week.
Ryback shows up to the concession stand and asks for two cans of tuna, a protein shake and a can of beef jerkey. Kane throws a hot dog at him instead so Ryback shoves the table into him. The Big Red Machine throws popcorn and ketchup at him and leaves. Ryback throws a bag of nuts at Kane and that's it. Funny right?
Cena is in the back with Ziggler and praises Dolph for his win last night. Ziggler says he promised to find a way to survive and that's exactly what he did. However, it took a miracle in the form of the man called Sting. Cena thanks Sting and Ziggler for changing history and giving the fans all the power. They're going to steal the show tonight.
John Cena/Dolph Ziggler vs. Seth Rollins/???/???
Bryan comes out before the match to introduce Rollins and the partners. In a vote closer than I was expecting, the Stooges win with 93% of the vote. They come out in their suits and it's time to fight. Noble starts with Cena but Rollins makes him take his tie off. The look on Rollins' face is hysterical as Cena lets Noble grab a headlock. Mercury comes in and runs the ropes, only to accidentally knock his partner down. Seth has to break up an AA attempt and they go outside for a breather as we take a break.
Back with Cena in a bit of trouble until Noble misses a charge into the post. The hot tag brings in Ziggler for some clotheslines and the running DDT to Noble, but a Mercury distraction lets Rollins nail him to take over. Back to Noble for a slam and a legdrop for two. We hit the chinlock for a bit until Ziggler pops up with a dropkick. Mercury comes in and allows the hot tag to Cena as house is cleaned. Everything breaks down and the Stooges try to save Rollins. This earns them a whip into each other and an AA and Zig Zag for the pin at 10:05.
Bryan throws Rollins into the ring for a superkick and AA of his own. Posing looks to end the show.....but we have an e-mail from the general manager. The fans groan as Cole says the line. The party is officially over because next week is Cyber Monday when order and discipline return to Raw. The e-mail sound goes off over and over to close the show.
Results
Ryback b. Mark Henry Meat Hook
Luke Harper b. Dean Ambrose via DQ when Ambrose hit the referee
Miz/Damien Mizdow b. Goldust/Stardust Skull Crushing Finale to Stardust
Fandango b. Justin Gabriel Top rope legdrop
Brie Bella b. AJ Lee Rollup
Tyson Kidd/Natalya b. Adam Rose/The Bunny Rollup to Rose
Dolph Ziggler/John Cena b. Seth Rollins/Jamie Noble/Joey Mercury Zig Zag to Mercury
Tuesday
Raw got a 3.07, the highest rating since July.
Wednesday
Nothing.
Thursday
NXT
Date: November 27, 2014
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Rich Brennan, Renee Young, Jason Albert
The big story this week is Finn Balor facing Tyson Kidd in his first singles match in NXT. It's going to be interesting to see how much more impressive he is than Itami, who hasn't done much for me, though he needs a longer match than he's had so far. Other than that we're gearing up for Zayn vs. Neville II in two weeks and it should be glorious. Let's get to it.
Marcus Louis vs. Tyler Breeze
Louis continues to be in a state of shock and potentially psychotic over losing his hair. He doesn't take his towel off for a few moments as Tyler looks disgusted by Louis. Fans: WHERE'S YOUR EYEBROWS??? Breeze says he can't be asked to take on the uggo of all uggos and won't be the precious to Louis' Gollum. Marcus takes the towel off his head and Breeze is even more disturbed. Now he thinks Louis is an idiot and a freak. NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE YOU! Louis looks away and turns around into the Beauty Shot for the pin at 2:28. Breeze was as evil as I've ever seen him here and I LOVED IT.
Louis rolls out and screams as he leaves. I could go for more of this Louis Is Nuts thing as he's selling the heck out of it. Marcus gets back in the ring and the fans think this is awkward. After a break, Louis very slowly walked out the front door of the arena.
Carmella vs. Blue Pants
Enzo says he has a surprise for Carmella (Fans: BLUE PANTS! BLUE PANTS! BLUE PANTS!) and of course it's Blue Pants, complete with Big Cass humming a theme song for her. He does the entrances and the fans actually give her a standing ovation. Fans: REMATCH! REMATCH! REMATCH! Carmella runs her over to start and does it again with a dropkick. Off to the leg crossface from Carmella for the submission at 0:48.
Carmella laughs at Enzo post match. They better not split up Enzo and Cass.
Balor says Kidd should send a tape of their match tonight to Kidd's uncle Bret.
Lucha Dragons vs. Tye Dillinger/Jason Jordan
Non-title. Cara and Dillinger get things going with Sin grabbing the arm and taking him back into the corner for a tag off to Kalisto. The champs keep taking turns on the arm until Dillinger takes Sin over to the corner for the tag off to Jordan. In something you don't see all that often, Jason covers him for no count. Back to Dillinger for some stomps but we get heel miscommunication to frustrate Dillinger. The hot tag brings in Kalisto to speed things up with a very high springboard wristdrag to Tye. Cara's suicide dive takes Tye out again and the Salida Del Sol pins Jordan at 3:35.
We recap Sasha Banks costing Bayley a match against Becky Lynch last week and Charlotte making the save post match.
Kevin Owens, complete with a FIGHT t-shirt, is coming in two weeks.
Here's Bayley with something to say. She doesn't have a match tonight (BOO!) but she has to deal with something tonight. Charlotte may not be here, but she's used to dealing with bullies like Lynch and Banks. When she was a kid she was bullied every day and when she came home from school crying, her mom told her to go back the next day and stand up to the bullies because they're cowards. Cue Banks and Lynch to shove Bayley but she nails Sasha in the face. Becky nails her from behind though and they stomp away until the referees come out. Again, Lynch looks like a star here.
Natalya is excited for her husband to get to face Balor tonight. Tyson cuts her off (Natalya: But I'm putting you over!) and says Justin cost them that match because he has a knack for losing. Tyson has been working with Bret recently and is the new Hitman. Balor is a guy who can't live up to his hype. Yeah he's good, but he's not THAT good. Natalya goes to hug him but Tyson has to go Facetime with the cats. She doesn't seem too bothered by this.
Time for a silent movie starring the Vaudevillains. The Lucha Dragons are trying to rob a bank and it's up to the Vaudevillains to stop them. But first, TRAINING MONTAGE! English does push-ups while Gotch gets in a fist fight WITH A BEAR. They go for a run before heading to the bank where they find a box of TNT. It's the Mini Lucha Dragons behind it of course, and they wind up getting blow up, somehow making Gotch and English the NXT Tag Team Champions. Voiceover: No Lucha Dragons were harmed in this production, but at NXT Takeover: R-Evolution, we make no such promises! This was GREAT.
We run down the Takeover card and Sasha vs. Charlotte is confirmed.
Finn Balor vs. Tyson Kidd
Itami/Balor vs. Ascension is confirmed too. Technical sequence to start with Tyson grabbing a wristlock to take over but Balor spins him down to the mat in a nice counter. Kidd comes back with a chinlock as the fans call him Nattie's Wife. It turns to a TYSON CHICKEN chant as Balor dropkicks him to the floor, only to have Kidd hide behind Natalya to avoid a dive.
We take a break and come back with Balor kicking Kidd from the apron but having his springboard broken up. Kidd knocks him out to the floor and follows up with a neckbreaker outside. Back in and Tyson hammers away in the corner before catapulting him face first into the bottom turnbuckle for two. Another chinlock doesn't last that long but Kidd stops the comeback with a kick to the ribs. Tyson puts him in the Tree of Woe for some knees but stops to yell at Natalya for not helping him cheat.
There's a running dropkick in the corner for two and we hit another chinlock. Kidd: ASK HIM! Referee: He said no! Kidd: WELL ASK HIM IN IRISH! Back up and Balor escapes a suplex and fires off some chops followed by a Pele. A spinning suplex gets two for Finn but he charges into a boot in the corner. Balor kicks him off the top but misses the top rope stomp. Tyson can't hook the Sharpshooter so he sends Balor face first into the buckle again. The springboard elbow hits knees so Finn hits a running knee to the face. Up top again for the stomp but Ascension runs in for the DQ at 14:41.
Itami comes in for the save and a big pull apart brawl ends the show.
Results
Tyler Breeze b. Marcus Louis Beauty Shot
Carmella b. Blue Pants Leg crossface
Lucha Dragons b. Tye Dillinger/Jason Jordan Salida Del Sol to Jordan
Finn Balor vs. Tyson Kidd went to a no contest when the Ascension interfered
Friday
Smackdown
Date: November 28, 2014
Location: Allen County War Memorial Coliseum, Fort Wayne, Indiana
Commentators: John Bradshaw Layfield, Michael Cole, Tom Phillips
The Authority is gone, for now at least, and much like Raw we don't have a permanent boss. There's a chance that WWE will just use the same rotating boss idea like they're doing on Raw, because goodness knows wrestling fans just aren't smart enough to get by without a GM pointing the way. Let's get to it.
We open with a Sting montage. That's still so strange to see in WWE.
Opening sequence.
First up is MizTV with Miz saying he became WWE Tag Team Champion at Survivor Series. The fans of course cheer for Mizdow. Tonight's guest is Big Show and we see a clip of Rowan knocking him to the floor on Monday. Miz says a lot of people aren't happy with Big Show but the only problem Miz sees is that Show joined Team Cena. Show is so glad that someone finally gets it. He had to look out for himself because no one else will and no one knows his situation but him.
Cue Daniel Bryan for an interruption and a huge ovation. On Monday, Show said that if anyone has something to say, they should come say it to his face. Well Bryan has something to say: he's in charge tonight. First of all, we're going to have Ryback vs. Seth Rollins. That's not all though, as a title is going to be defended tonight when Luke Harper defends against Dolph Ziggler.
Miz tells Daniel to stop stealing his spotlight. Bryan: Mizdow already did that. Show wants Bryan out, but Daniel has something for Big Show too. On Monday, Rusev refused to say the Pledge of Allegiance, so tonight he's defending the US Title in a 20 man battle royal, which starts right now.
US Title: Battle Royal
Rusev, Big Show, Miz, Damien Mizdow, Erick Rowan, Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso, Diego, Fernando, Titus O'Neil, Jack Swagger, Heath Slater, Tyson Kidd, Adam Rose, Sin Cara, Cesaro, Goldust, Stardust, Justin Gabriel, Curtis Axel
It's a huge mess to start with Show crushing Los Matadores in the corner before throwing Gabriel and Cara out with ease. Rowan does the same to Slater and Cesaro punches Axel over the top. Los Matadores throw out Rose but Show tosses both of them at the same time. We get the showdown with Rowan and Big Show and Erick gets the better of it by knocking Show into the corner and eliminating him pretty easily. Show isn't done though as he grabs Rowan from behind, allowing Rusev to dump him.
A bunch of guys go after Rusev to no avail as we take a break. Back with Miz saving himself and no new eliminations as far as I can tell. We have Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso, Tyson Kidd, Cesaro, Miz, Damien Mizdow, Stardust, Goldust, Rusev, Titus O'Neil and Jack Swagger to go. Stardust low bridges Miz to the floor so Mizdow eliminates himself. Swagger puts out the Dusts before Titus knocks Jimmy out.
Jey dumps Titus, Kidd eliminates Jey and we're down to four: Swagger, Kidd, Cesaro and Rusev. Everyone goes after Swagger but he fights his way off the and back inside. He throws all three evil foreigners into the corner and gives Rusev the Vader Bomb, only to have to save himself from Cesaro. Kidd dives at Jack but gets dumped, allowing Cesaro to send Swagger to the apron. He backdrops Cesaro out but Rusev hits the running superkick to eliminate Swagger and retain at 13:27.
Kane is working merchandise tonight when Santino comes up. He mocks Kane's Ryback shirt, gets stared at, and runs away.
Bray Wyatt is here for a chat. When Ambrose started climbing that ladder on Sunday, he looked like an angel climbing up to Heaven. It almost brought a smile to Bray's face, but there's not enough room for people like them up there. He could feel those chairs crashing down on him and it almost made him think he failed Dean for the first time. They have reached the point of no return and what happens next will change Ambrose. Tables, ladders and chairs. Bray says it over and over because he's going to enjoy torturing Ambrose's body with all those things. Follow the buzzards.
TLC ad, set to Jingle Bells.
Nikki Bella vs. Emma
Non-title. Nikki slams Emma down with ease but gets caught in the Dilemma for a few seconds. A big slap puts the champ down but Emma runs into an elbow to the jaw. Rack Attack ends this at 1:29.
Post match Nikki has Brie hold the title and say it's time to hear the truth about AJ Lee. We've heard her sob story over and over, but Nikki has worked harder. She's what a real Divas Champion looks like and AJ will always be that pathetic little girl from New Jersey. AJ runs in and nails Brie as Nikki bails. Nikki had good passion in her promo, but trying to take her seriously as this hard working woman who has clawed her way to the top cracks me up every time.
Kane has destroyed the merchandise stand.
Ryback vs. Seth Rollins
Ryback quickly shoves him down so Rollins grabs a headlock to take away the momentum. A slam sends Rollins rolling to the floor but he comes back in for some unsold chops. Ryback gets all fired up but misses a charge and goes shoulder first into the post. Back in and Rollins nails a dropkick for two and puts on a front facelock. Rollins fights out of a quick Shell Shock attempt and hits the Downward Spiral into the corner for two. They head outside with Ryback going after Mercury, only to have Rollins send him into the steps as we take a break.
Back with Rollins holding a headlock until Ryback lifts him up into a kind of slingshot belly to back suplex. Ryback's powerbomb is escaped and an enziguri connects, followed by a superkick for two. Seth misses a splash in the corner so Ryback lifts him up, only to be countered into a running buckle bomb for two. That was a surprising power display from Rollins. The big guy backdrops Rollins onto the Stooges before planting him with a spinebuster back inside. There's the Meat Hook but Kane runs in for the DQ at 14:46.
Rollins and Kane take Ryback down and Kane destroys him with a chair.
Curtis Axel/Slater Gator vs. New Day
New Day is very excited to be making their debut here. Woods dropkicks Axel down to start before bringing Kofi in to kick him in the chest. Big E. nails the Warrior Splash but stops to wipe the sweat off his face. Axel finally takes Xavier down and it's off to Slater for some stomps to the chest. The heels start taking over until Woods flips out of a suplex and tags out to Kofi. Everything breaks down and Big E. backdrops Kofi onto Titus and Axel. Back in and a combination top rope DDT/Big Ending puts Slater away at 3:23.
Recap of the Authority having to leave and Bryan's revenge on all of the Team Authority members.
Bryan makes Ryback vs. Kane in a Chairs match for TLC. Oh and YES he will be back soon.
Stardust says the Cosmic Key is gone but their anguish goes on and on. He says each day is part of the endless march to oblivion and welcome to the Black Hole. Goldust declares that darkness has fallen on the New Day. There's the first feud.
Intercontinental Title: Dolph Ziggler vs. Luke Harper
Ziggler is challenging and goes right at Harper with a rollup like he beat him with on Sunday. A dropkick puts Luke on the floor and we take an early break. Back with Ziggler fighting back with Cole saying it's rally time. A high cross body gets two but Harper sends him face first into the buckle. We hit the chinlock from the champ but Ziggler hits a quick jawbreaker. Back up and Ziggler hammers away before getting two off the big elbow. The Fameasser is countered but Dolph slips out of a powerbomb and hits the running DDT for two.
Harper gets the same off the sitout Boss Man Slam and Ziggler nails a Fameasser for yet another two. Luke comes back with the big boot and Batista Bomb for two more and Harper is getting shocked. Why he's shocked I'm not sure as that's the third time that combination has gotten a near fall. They head outside with Ziggler being launched over the announcers' table, only to pop up with a superkick, allowing him to beat the count for the win at 10:52.
Post match Harper lays Ziggler out with the discus lariat but takes too long getting the belt, allowing Ziggler to hit the Zig Zag to end the show.
Results
Rusev won a battle royal, last eliminating Jack Swagger
Nikki Bella b. Emma Rack Attack
Ryback b. Seth Rollins via DQ when Kane interfered
New Day b. Curtis Axel/Slater Gator Big Ending/Top rope DDT combination to Slater
Dolph Ziggler b. Luke Harper via countout
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Ryback b. Mark Henry Meat Hook
Luke Harper b. Dean Ambrose via DQ when Ambrose hit the referee
Miz/Damien Mizdow b. Goldust/Stardust Skull Crushing Finale to Stardust
Fandango b. Justin Gabriel Top rope legdrop
Brie Bella b. AJ Lee Rollup
Tyson Kidd/Natalya b. Adam Rose/The Bunny Rollup to Rose
Dolph Ziggler/John Cena b. Seth Rollins/Jamie Noble/Joey Mercury Zig Zag to Mercury
NXT
Tyler Breeze b. Marcus Louis Beauty Shot
Carmella b. Blue Pants Leg crossface
Lucha Dragons b. Tye Dillinger/Jason Jordan Salida Del Sol to Jordan
Finn Balor vs. Tyson Kidd went to a no contest when the Ascension interfered
Smackdown
Rusev won a battle royal, last eliminating Jack Swagger
Nikki Bella b. Emma Rack Attack
Ryback b. Seth Rollins via DQ when Kane interfered
New Day b. Curtis Axel/Slater Gator Big Ending/Top rope DDT combination to Slater
Dolph Ziggler b. Luke Harper via countout
Monday Night Raw
Date: November 24, 2014
Location: Bankers Life Fieldhouse, Indianapolis, Indiana
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jerry Lawler, John Bradshaw Layfield
We're coming off one of the most eventful main events in a very long time as Sting actually debuted last night after roughly thirteen years of waiting. Team Cena prevailed over Team Authority with Dolph Ziggler actually hanging on until the end after Cena was eliminated when Big Show turned heel. Again. Other than that we've got less than three weeks before TLC and what might be the main event is already set with Dean Ambrose set to face Bray Wyatt in a Tables, Ladders and Chairs match. Let's get to it.
We open with the required recap of last night's show.
Here's the Authority to open things up because where would we be without them? Stephanie talks about how unfair last night was and blames the loss on Sting. They stand before you tonight as winners instead of losers because they still have corporate responsibilities. Stephanie starts crying and the fans chant YES. HHH knows there is no one here that could handle the Authority's power.
We live in a universe governed by the laws of finance and commerce. They have to make decisions based on supply and demand, not what's popular. Is Cena going to do that? Ziggler? Sting maybe? HHH doesn't know why Sting did that last night but maybe he was trying to make his career relevant by standing in the ring with HHH for thirty seconds.
He goes into a speech from the end of A Few Good Men (almost word for word) before asking who makes the decisions now. There is no Cena, Ziggler or Ryback without the Authority and there is no WWE Universe. What are the fans going to do without Raw now? They can sit on a couch and live in their pathetic failures, because the Authority is going to leave now, but you all will beg for them to come back.
Cue Daniel Bryan of all people for one of the biggest YES chants this side of Wrestlemania. He doesn't say anything but does the YES pose all the way up the aisle, right in the Authority's face. That certainly woke the fans up and that's exactly what you bring a guy like Bryan back for. Bryan stays in the ring as we go to a break.
Back from commercial with Bryan talking about how great it feels to be back in this ring tonight. It felt great to kick the Authority to the curb, but that brings him to Team Authority. As for tonight, Bryan is in charge of Raw and asks all of the losing members of Team Authority to come out here right now. Cole calls each member a loser because Cole doesn't understand the meaning of the words subtle or neutral.
Bryan says he won't be vindictive like the Authority so no titles are in danger and no one is being put in unfair matches. We'll start with Rollins, who tonight gets to team with two superstars to face Cena and Ziggler. Rollins grabs a mic but it doesn't work at first so we get some quick banter between him and Bryan.
Seth holds up the briefcase and says he's still the future of this company. He thinks his partners will be something like Hornswoggle and El Torito or JBL and Cole. Bryan won't be making the selections though. Instead, it's in the WWE Universe's hands. Daniel however, does get to pick the options. It will either be Mark Henry/Luke Harper, Mark Henry/Kane or the Stooges.
Bryan starts the voting as Rollins runs down the Stooges as being pretty bad at their job before storming off. Next up is Kane, who really shouldn't be Director of Operations anymore. Bryan puts it up to the people and they give him a resounding NO. He won't fire Kane but he will reassign him. Starting tonight, Kane is Director of Food and Drink, meaning he'll be known as Concessions Kane. A guy brings out popcorn and hot dogs for Kane to carry throughout the night as we're in comedy mode.
That brings us to Rusev and Lana. Bryan thinks the US Champion should be a bit more patriotic so he has some options. Rusev can either defend the title in a battle royal against the rest of the roster, or he can pledge allegiance to a big US flag in the middle of the ring. Lana freaks out as the crowd chants USA.
After they storm off, it's Harper's chance. He won the title last week with the help of the Stooges (who you can vote for as Option C on the WWE App!), but tonight he's having to go it alone. Bryan needs an opponent for him though, so how about the Lunatic Fringe Dean Ambrose?
That leaves just Henry, who tries to leave before Bryan can do anything for him. Bryan was backstage when a big guy came up to him and asked for a favor. Naturally Bryan said yes because that's his thing, so tonight a guy is going to get his chance to avenge his loss to Mark Henry a few years back at Wrestlemania, so tonight it's Henry vs. Ryback. Bryan gave him the match because he's running Raw tonight, and THAT'S WHAT I DO!
Mark Henry vs. Ryback
Ryback jumps him from the aisle and sends Henry head first into the post. He drives Henry into the barricade a few times but referees pull him off as we go to a break without a bell. Back with the opening bell and Henry already staggered. He's still able to knock Ryback down a few times but Ryback comes back with a spinebuster. The Meat Hook connects for the pin at 55 seconds.
HHH and Stephanie are walking through the back when they run into Vince. Stephanie apologizes for letting them down but Vince says he isn't an angry man. He is however disappointed by the two of them coming up against insurmountable odds. Somehow, someway the two of them have to fix this though. Vince yells at Stephanie for being sorry because he's never been sorry for a thing in his life. That might change when he has to spend Thanksgiving with them though. All three leave in a limo with Vince still ranting about sorry.
Intercontinental Title: Dean Ambrose vs. Luke Harper
Luke hammers away to start and drives in some shots to the throat in the corner. Dean takes him right back down and drives in crossface shots to the nose. It's off to the arm of all things with Harper in early trouble. Luke is sent to the floor for a big dive as we take a break. Back with Harper holding a chinlock but Dean fights up, only to be sent chest first into the buckle.
Ambrose fights back with right hands but his boot to the ribs is caught and Harper shoves it back, sending Dean face first onto the mat. After a quick chinlock, Harper sends him out to the floor yet again. Another whip sends Dean into the barricade but Ambrose comes back with a hard clothesline. They head back inside with Dean grabbing a rollup for two and a crossbody for the same.
Harper gets tied up in the ropes for the running dropkick, followed by the Fameasser to drive Harper face first into the mat for two. Dean hammers away until Harper grabs the sitout Boss Man Slam for two of his own. Ambrose breaks up a superplex attempt and hits his standing elbow drop, only to eat a superkick. That's fine with Dean who hits the Rebound Clothesline for two more. The champ goes and gets his title but Dean hits the suicide dive to prevent him from walking out. Back in and Harper fights off Dirty Deeds until he shoves Dean into the referee.....for the DQ at 14:39.
Post match Dean gets a chair and hits Dirty Deeds before bringing in a table and ladder. Bray sneaks in through the crowd and lays him out though, including Sister Abigail on the floor.
Big E. New Day video.
Here are Santino Marella and Larry the Cable Guy with the latter in a mask, shorts and no shirt. Larry says he's ready to go King Kong Bundy on someone but Santino says we're not here to wrestle. He takes off the mask and apologizes for all the eye candy. Larry says he beat up Savage one night in Florida. Santino: Randy Savage??? Larry: No, Fred. The Cable Guy says he's a fan of Steve Austin and says he'd be Stone Cold Creamery (Cold Stone Creamery is an ice cream store chain). Cue Goldust and Stardust to get in Larry's face and that's it.
Tag Team Titles: Miz/Damien Mizdow vs. Goldust/Stardust
Miz/Mizdow are defending and Mizdow has toy titles again. Stardust slams Miz to start but misses an elbow. Miz tries to tag out but Stardust takes him into the corner for a chest rake. It's off to Goldust for an atomic drop, meaning Mizdow comes in to mock an atomic drop of his own. Miz dives into a punch to the ribs and Stardust breaks up another tag attempt by knocking Miz to the floor as we take a break.
Back with Stardust in control of Miz until a jawbreaker puts both guys down. The hot tag brings in Mizdow to clean house to a big reaction. He nails a quick Reality Check on Stardust and actually nips up. Stardust snaps his throat across the top though and things slow down again with Goldust holding a chinlock as a trainer checks on Miz.
A powerslam gets two on Mizdow and Stardust's release gordbuster gets the same. Miz is telling the trainer to stay off the face as Mizdow makes his comeback and puts Starudst in the Figure Four, only to have Goldust make the save. Mizdow sends him outside but Miz makes a blind tag and hits the Skull Crushing Finale on Stardust to retain at 10:16.
The concessions manager yells at Kane and puts him in charge of chips.
Lana says this isn't fair, just like America. Daniel Bryan pops up on screen and gives him them the same options, but gives us a supervisor to make sure it works well. Cue Sgt. Slaughter as the big flag comes down. Sarge leads them in the Pledge but Rusev won't bring himself to do it. Rusev stands there for awhile and finally throws the mic down. It's time to fight and Slaughter takes off the hat but Jack Swagger comes in for the save. This story again?
Kane gives fans food when Santino and Larry show up in line. Santino winds up wearing mustard and Larry gets a hot dog because Kane is a fan.
Fandango vs. Justin Gabriel
Rematch of the pre-show match last night. Fandango hits a hard elbow to the jaw to start but Justin knocks him off the top rope. A big clothesline flips Justin inside out though as Rosa looks on from ringside. The top rope legdrop ends Gabriel at 1:57.
Here's a smiling Big Show in a suit for his explanation about last night. He wants to make sure everything is cool because he saw a lot of things online that didn't sit well with him. Last night he did some things and now people see him as a bad guy. In reality he's a human being who made a mistake.
Surely everyone has done that before though, so the people should be able to forgive him. He has a medical condition that makes him this big, but on the inside he's a person just like us. Last night he saw John Cena vulnerable and did what he thought he had to do. Big Show is sure that everyone can forgive him because he wouldn't have done that if he knew Team Cena was going to win anyway. He's been putting his body on the line for the last twenty years and maybe the fans owe him this one.
The fans say he sold out and Big Show gets angry in a hurry. He's heard all those people in the back that are calling him a coward and wants one of them to come out right now. Cue Erick Rowan, who Show calls an upside down Sheamus. Show could understand if this was John Cena or someone, but Erick Rowan? He mocks Rowan a bit before Rowan takes off the mask. That earns Erick a warning to leave before he gets hurt but Rowan says he doesn't like bullies and the fight is on. Show is quickly knocked to the floor and he breaks the steps before leaving.
The Stooges come up to Rollins in the back and are both about a foot shorter. Ziggler comes in and says he's asked his 1.4 million Twitter followers to vote for the Stooges.
Brie Bella vs. AJ Lee
AJ comes out with the mic and says Nikki has turned the title into a new accessory. As for Brie, lesbihonest, she's an even bigger skank than her sister. Nikki offers a quick distraction so Brie can nail a hard clothesline for two. We hit a hammerlock for a bit before AJ fights up for a quick Shining Wizard for two. Nikki shouts about Brie Mode and another distraction lets Brie grab a rollup for the pin at 3:22.
AJ yells at the Bellas post match and says talent is not sexually transmitted.
Adam Rose/The Bunny vs. Tyson Kidd/Natalya
Larry the Cable Guy and Santino are on commentary to dance with the Bunny. Rose grabs him by the ears and throws him into the ring for some yelling. Rose tags out to the Bunny tos tart and it's time for comedy. The Bunny hits a quick middle rope dropkick and stomps on Tyson in the corner. Tyson finally smacks the Bunny in the face before it's off to Natalya....who immediately tags back to Tyson. Jerry explains the idea of the match (both teams are having relationship problems) as Ada gets two off a spinebuster. The Bunny trips Rose by mistake and Kidd hooks a rollup for the pin at 3:58.
Ryback wants to find the concession stand.
New Day video with all three together. They're debuting next week.
Ryback shows up to the concession stand and asks for two cans of tuna, a protein shake and a can of beef jerkey. Kane throws a hot dog at him instead so Ryback shoves the table into him. The Big Red Machine throws popcorn and ketchup at him and leaves. Ryback throws a bag of nuts at Kane and that's it. Funny right?
Cena is in the back with Ziggler and praises Dolph for his win last night. Ziggler says he promised to find a way to survive and that's exactly what he did. However, it took a miracle in the form of the man called Sting. Cena thanks Sting and Ziggler for changing history and giving the fans all the power. They're going to steal the show tonight.
John Cena/Dolph Ziggler vs. Seth Rollins/???/???
Bryan comes out before the match to introduce Rollins and the partners. In a vote closer than I was expecting, the Stooges win with 93% of the vote. They come out in their suits and it's time to fight. Noble starts with Cena but Rollins makes him take his tie off. The look on Rollins' face is hysterical as Cena lets Noble grab a headlock. Mercury comes in and runs the ropes, only to accidentally knock his partner down. Seth has to break up an AA attempt and they go outside for a breather as we take a break.
Back with Cena in a bit of trouble until Noble misses a charge into the post. The hot tag brings in Ziggler for some clotheslines and the running DDT to Noble, but a Mercury distraction lets Rollins nail him to take over. Back to Noble for a slam and a legdrop for two. We hit the chinlock for a bit until Ziggler pops up with a dropkick. Mercury comes in and allows the hot tag to Cena as house is cleaned. Everything breaks down and the Stooges try to save Rollins. This earns them a whip into each other and an AA and Zig Zag for the pin at 10:05.
Bryan throws Rollins into the ring for a superkick and AA of his own. Posing looks to end the show.....but we have an e-mail from the general manager. The fans groan as Cole says the line. The party is officially over because next week is Cyber Monday when order and discipline return to Raw. The e-mail sound goes off over and over to close the show.
Results
Ryback b. Mark Henry Meat Hook
Luke Harper b. Dean Ambrose via DQ when Ambrose hit the referee
Miz/Damien Mizdow b. Goldust/Stardust Skull Crushing Finale to Stardust
Fandango b. Justin Gabriel Top rope legdrop
Brie Bella b. AJ Lee Rollup
Tyson Kidd/Natalya b. Adam Rose/The Bunny Rollup to Rose
Dolph Ziggler/John Cena b. Seth Rollins/Jamie Noble/Joey Mercury Zig Zag to Mercury
Tuesday
Raw got a 3.07, the highest rating since July.
Wednesday
Nothing.
Thursday
NXT
Date: November 27, 2014
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Rich Brennan, Renee Young, Jason Albert
The big story this week is Finn Balor facing Tyson Kidd in his first singles match in NXT. It's going to be interesting to see how much more impressive he is than Itami, who hasn't done much for me, though he needs a longer match than he's had so far. Other than that we're gearing up for Zayn vs. Neville II in two weeks and it should be glorious. Let's get to it.
Marcus Louis vs. Tyler Breeze
Louis continues to be in a state of shock and potentially psychotic over losing his hair. He doesn't take his towel off for a few moments as Tyler looks disgusted by Louis. Fans: WHERE'S YOUR EYEBROWS??? Breeze says he can't be asked to take on the uggo of all uggos and won't be the precious to Louis' Gollum. Marcus takes the towel off his head and Breeze is even more disturbed. Now he thinks Louis is an idiot and a freak. NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE YOU! Louis looks away and turns around into the Beauty Shot for the pin at 2:28. Breeze was as evil as I've ever seen him here and I LOVED IT.
Louis rolls out and screams as he leaves. I could go for more of this Louis Is Nuts thing as he's selling the heck out of it. Marcus gets back in the ring and the fans think this is awkward. After a break, Louis very slowly walked out the front door of the arena.
Carmella vs. Blue Pants
Enzo says he has a surprise for Carmella (Fans: BLUE PANTS! BLUE PANTS! BLUE PANTS!) and of course it's Blue Pants, complete with Big Cass humming a theme song for her. He does the entrances and the fans actually give her a standing ovation. Fans: REMATCH! REMATCH! REMATCH! Carmella runs her over to start and does it again with a dropkick. Off to the leg crossface from Carmella for the submission at 0:48.
Carmella laughs at Enzo post match. They better not split up Enzo and Cass.
Balor says Kidd should send a tape of their match tonight to Kidd's uncle Bret.
Lucha Dragons vs. Tye Dillinger/Jason Jordan
Non-title. Cara and Dillinger get things going with Sin grabbing the arm and taking him back into the corner for a tag off to Kalisto. The champs keep taking turns on the arm until Dillinger takes Sin over to the corner for the tag off to Jordan. In something you don't see all that often, Jason covers him for no count. Back to Dillinger for some stomps but we get heel miscommunication to frustrate Dillinger. The hot tag brings in Kalisto to speed things up with a very high springboard wristdrag to Tye. Cara's suicide dive takes Tye out again and the Salida Del Sol pins Jordan at 3:35.
We recap Sasha Banks costing Bayley a match against Becky Lynch last week and Charlotte making the save post match.
Kevin Owens, complete with a FIGHT t-shirt, is coming in two weeks.
Here's Bayley with something to say. She doesn't have a match tonight (BOO!) but she has to deal with something tonight. Charlotte may not be here, but she's used to dealing with bullies like Lynch and Banks. When she was a kid she was bullied every day and when she came home from school crying, her mom told her to go back the next day and stand up to the bullies because they're cowards. Cue Banks and Lynch to shove Bayley but she nails Sasha in the face. Becky nails her from behind though and they stomp away until the referees come out. Again, Lynch looks like a star here.
Natalya is excited for her husband to get to face Balor tonight. Tyson cuts her off (Natalya: But I'm putting you over!) and says Justin cost them that match because he has a knack for losing. Tyson has been working with Bret recently and is the new Hitman. Balor is a guy who can't live up to his hype. Yeah he's good, but he's not THAT good. Natalya goes to hug him but Tyson has to go Facetime with the cats. She doesn't seem too bothered by this.
Time for a silent movie starring the Vaudevillains. The Lucha Dragons are trying to rob a bank and it's up to the Vaudevillains to stop them. But first, TRAINING MONTAGE! English does push-ups while Gotch gets in a fist fight WITH A BEAR. They go for a run before heading to the bank where they find a box of TNT. It's the Mini Lucha Dragons behind it of course, and they wind up getting blow up, somehow making Gotch and English the NXT Tag Team Champions. Voiceover: No Lucha Dragons were harmed in this production, but at NXT Takeover: R-Evolution, we make no such promises! This was GREAT.
We run down the Takeover card and Sasha vs. Charlotte is confirmed.
Finn Balor vs. Tyson Kidd
Itami/Balor vs. Ascension is confirmed too. Technical sequence to start with Tyson grabbing a wristlock to take over but Balor spins him down to the mat in a nice counter. Kidd comes back with a chinlock as the fans call him Nattie's Wife. It turns to a TYSON CHICKEN chant as Balor dropkicks him to the floor, only to have Kidd hide behind Natalya to avoid a dive.
We take a break and come back with Balor kicking Kidd from the apron but having his springboard broken up. Kidd knocks him out to the floor and follows up with a neckbreaker outside. Back in and Tyson hammers away in the corner before catapulting him face first into the bottom turnbuckle for two. Another chinlock doesn't last that long but Kidd stops the comeback with a kick to the ribs. Tyson puts him in the Tree of Woe for some knees but stops to yell at Natalya for not helping him cheat.
There's a running dropkick in the corner for two and we hit another chinlock. Kidd: ASK HIM! Referee: He said no! Kidd: WELL ASK HIM IN IRISH! Back up and Balor escapes a suplex and fires off some chops followed by a Pele. A spinning suplex gets two for Finn but he charges into a boot in the corner. Balor kicks him off the top but misses the top rope stomp. Tyson can't hook the Sharpshooter so he sends Balor face first into the buckle again. The springboard elbow hits knees so Finn hits a running knee to the face. Up top again for the stomp but Ascension runs in for the DQ at 14:41.
Itami comes in for the save and a big pull apart brawl ends the show.
Results
Tyler Breeze b. Marcus Louis Beauty Shot
Carmella b. Blue Pants Leg crossface
Lucha Dragons b. Tye Dillinger/Jason Jordan Salida Del Sol to Jordan
Finn Balor vs. Tyson Kidd went to a no contest when the Ascension interfered
Friday
Smackdown
Date: November 28, 2014
Location: Allen County War Memorial Coliseum, Fort Wayne, Indiana
Commentators: John Bradshaw Layfield, Michael Cole, Tom Phillips
The Authority is gone, for now at least, and much like Raw we don't have a permanent boss. There's a chance that WWE will just use the same rotating boss idea like they're doing on Raw, because goodness knows wrestling fans just aren't smart enough to get by without a GM pointing the way. Let's get to it.
We open with a Sting montage. That's still so strange to see in WWE.
Opening sequence.
First up is MizTV with Miz saying he became WWE Tag Team Champion at Survivor Series. The fans of course cheer for Mizdow. Tonight's guest is Big Show and we see a clip of Rowan knocking him to the floor on Monday. Miz says a lot of people aren't happy with Big Show but the only problem Miz sees is that Show joined Team Cena. Show is so glad that someone finally gets it. He had to look out for himself because no one else will and no one knows his situation but him.
Cue Daniel Bryan for an interruption and a huge ovation. On Monday, Show said that if anyone has something to say, they should come say it to his face. Well Bryan has something to say: he's in charge tonight. First of all, we're going to have Ryback vs. Seth Rollins. That's not all though, as a title is going to be defended tonight when Luke Harper defends against Dolph Ziggler.
Miz tells Daniel to stop stealing his spotlight. Bryan: Mizdow already did that. Show wants Bryan out, but Daniel has something for Big Show too. On Monday, Rusev refused to say the Pledge of Allegiance, so tonight he's defending the US Title in a 20 man battle royal, which starts right now.
US Title: Battle Royal
Rusev, Big Show, Miz, Damien Mizdow, Erick Rowan, Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso, Diego, Fernando, Titus O'Neil, Jack Swagger, Heath Slater, Tyson Kidd, Adam Rose, Sin Cara, Cesaro, Goldust, Stardust, Justin Gabriel, Curtis Axel
It's a huge mess to start with Show crushing Los Matadores in the corner before throwing Gabriel and Cara out with ease. Rowan does the same to Slater and Cesaro punches Axel over the top. Los Matadores throw out Rose but Show tosses both of them at the same time. We get the showdown with Rowan and Big Show and Erick gets the better of it by knocking Show into the corner and eliminating him pretty easily. Show isn't done though as he grabs Rowan from behind, allowing Rusev to dump him.
A bunch of guys go after Rusev to no avail as we take a break. Back with Miz saving himself and no new eliminations as far as I can tell. We have Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso, Tyson Kidd, Cesaro, Miz, Damien Mizdow, Stardust, Goldust, Rusev, Titus O'Neil and Jack Swagger to go. Stardust low bridges Miz to the floor so Mizdow eliminates himself. Swagger puts out the Dusts before Titus knocks Jimmy out.
Jey dumps Titus, Kidd eliminates Jey and we're down to four: Swagger, Kidd, Cesaro and Rusev. Everyone goes after Swagger but he fights his way off the and back inside. He throws all three evil foreigners into the corner and gives Rusev the Vader Bomb, only to have to save himself from Cesaro. Kidd dives at Jack but gets dumped, allowing Cesaro to send Swagger to the apron. He backdrops Cesaro out but Rusev hits the running superkick to eliminate Swagger and retain at 13:27.
Kane is working merchandise tonight when Santino comes up. He mocks Kane's Ryback shirt, gets stared at, and runs away.
Bray Wyatt is here for a chat. When Ambrose started climbing that ladder on Sunday, he looked like an angel climbing up to Heaven. It almost brought a smile to Bray's face, but there's not enough room for people like them up there. He could feel those chairs crashing down on him and it almost made him think he failed Dean for the first time. They have reached the point of no return and what happens next will change Ambrose. Tables, ladders and chairs. Bray says it over and over because he's going to enjoy torturing Ambrose's body with all those things. Follow the buzzards.
TLC ad, set to Jingle Bells.
Nikki Bella vs. Emma
Non-title. Nikki slams Emma down with ease but gets caught in the Dilemma for a few seconds. A big slap puts the champ down but Emma runs into an elbow to the jaw. Rack Attack ends this at 1:29.
Post match Nikki has Brie hold the title and say it's time to hear the truth about AJ Lee. We've heard her sob story over and over, but Nikki has worked harder. She's what a real Divas Champion looks like and AJ will always be that pathetic little girl from New Jersey. AJ runs in and nails Brie as Nikki bails. Nikki had good passion in her promo, but trying to take her seriously as this hard working woman who has clawed her way to the top cracks me up every time.
Kane has destroyed the merchandise stand.
Ryback vs. Seth Rollins
Ryback quickly shoves him down so Rollins grabs a headlock to take away the momentum. A slam sends Rollins rolling to the floor but he comes back in for some unsold chops. Ryback gets all fired up but misses a charge and goes shoulder first into the post. Back in and Rollins nails a dropkick for two and puts on a front facelock. Rollins fights out of a quick Shell Shock attempt and hits the Downward Spiral into the corner for two. They head outside with Ryback going after Mercury, only to have Rollins send him into the steps as we take a break.
Back with Rollins holding a headlock until Ryback lifts him up into a kind of slingshot belly to back suplex. Ryback's powerbomb is escaped and an enziguri connects, followed by a superkick for two. Seth misses a splash in the corner so Ryback lifts him up, only to be countered into a running buckle bomb for two. That was a surprising power display from Rollins. The big guy backdrops Rollins onto the Stooges before planting him with a spinebuster back inside. There's the Meat Hook but Kane runs in for the DQ at 14:46.
Rollins and Kane take Ryback down and Kane destroys him with a chair.
Curtis Axel/Slater Gator vs. New Day
New Day is very excited to be making their debut here. Woods dropkicks Axel down to start before bringing Kofi in to kick him in the chest. Big E. nails the Warrior Splash but stops to wipe the sweat off his face. Axel finally takes Xavier down and it's off to Slater for some stomps to the chest. The heels start taking over until Woods flips out of a suplex and tags out to Kofi. Everything breaks down and Big E. backdrops Kofi onto Titus and Axel. Back in and a combination top rope DDT/Big Ending puts Slater away at 3:23.
Recap of the Authority having to leave and Bryan's revenge on all of the Team Authority members.
Bryan makes Ryback vs. Kane in a Chairs match for TLC. Oh and YES he will be back soon.
Stardust says the Cosmic Key is gone but their anguish goes on and on. He says each day is part of the endless march to oblivion and welcome to the Black Hole. Goldust declares that darkness has fallen on the New Day. There's the first feud.
Intercontinental Title: Dolph Ziggler vs. Luke Harper
Ziggler is challenging and goes right at Harper with a rollup like he beat him with on Sunday. A dropkick puts Luke on the floor and we take an early break. Back with Ziggler fighting back with Cole saying it's rally time. A high cross body gets two but Harper sends him face first into the buckle. We hit the chinlock from the champ but Ziggler hits a quick jawbreaker. Back up and Ziggler hammers away before getting two off the big elbow. The Fameasser is countered but Dolph slips out of a powerbomb and hits the running DDT for two.
Harper gets the same off the sitout Boss Man Slam and Ziggler nails a Fameasser for yet another two. Luke comes back with the big boot and Batista Bomb for two more and Harper is getting shocked. Why he's shocked I'm not sure as that's the third time that combination has gotten a near fall. They head outside with Ziggler being launched over the announcers' table, only to pop up with a superkick, allowing him to beat the count for the win at 10:52.
Post match Harper lays Ziggler out with the discus lariat but takes too long getting the belt, allowing Ziggler to hit the Zig Zag to end the show.
Results
Rusev won a battle royal, last eliminating Jack Swagger
Nikki Bella b. Emma Rack Attack
Ryback b. Seth Rollins via DQ when Kane interfered
New Day b. Curtis Axel/Slater Gator Big Ending/Top rope DDT combination to Slater
Dolph Ziggler b. Luke Harper via countout
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Ryback b. Mark Henry Meat Hook
Luke Harper b. Dean Ambrose via DQ when Ambrose hit the referee
Miz/Damien Mizdow b. Goldust/Stardust Skull Crushing Finale to Stardust
Fandango b. Justin Gabriel Top rope legdrop
Brie Bella b. AJ Lee Rollup
Tyson Kidd/Natalya b. Adam Rose/The Bunny Rollup to Rose
Dolph Ziggler/John Cena b. Seth Rollins/Jamie Noble/Joey Mercury Zig Zag to Mercury
NXT
Tyler Breeze b. Marcus Louis Beauty Shot
Carmella b. Blue Pants Leg crossface
Lucha Dragons b. Tye Dillinger/Jason Jordan Salida Del Sol to Jordan
Finn Balor vs. Tyson Kidd went to a no contest when the Ascension interfered
Smackdown
Rusev won a battle royal, last eliminating Jack Swagger
Nikki Bella b. Emma Rack Attack
Ryback b. Seth Rollins via DQ when Kane interfered
New Day b. Curtis Axel/Slater Gator Big Ending/Top rope DDT combination to Slater
Dolph Ziggler b. Luke Harper via countout