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Thursday
Impact got a .83, about the same as last week.
NXT
Date: November 20, 2014
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Renee Young, Alex Riley, Rich Brennan
We're getting close to the end of the year and ultimately the next Takeover special, but now the main event isn't as clear. Last week Sami Zayn was tricked into losing his NXT Title shot against Adrian Neville, leaving his future up in the air. Other than that we have Itami/Balor getting ready for their showdown against the Ascension which will be the newcomers' official welcome to the company. Let's get to it.
We recap Sami's loss last week.
Opening sequence.
Bayley vs. Becky Lynch
Bayley is sent out to the apron to start and gets dragged right back in. A release northern lights suplex and legdrop give Becky two and we're already in a chinlock. They get right back up with Bayley hitting some quick ax handles to the chest for two. Sasha offers a distraction from the floor though, allowing Lynch to pull the hair and grab a rollup and tights for the pin at 2:14.
Charlotte comes out to save Bayley from a post match beatdown.
Bayley thanks Charlotte for the help but warns her to stay away from Sasha. They hug and everything seems ok.
Here are the Vaudevillains with something to say. They're patient gentlemen, but they deserve the title shot that they've earned. Cue two mini wrestlers dressed like the Lucha Dragons (Renee: Kind of like Lucha-Loompas!) and we're actually having a match.
Mini Lucha Dragons vs. Vaudevillains
The full sized guys takes turns with airplane spins on #1, even handing him off between each other instead of dropping him. #2 gets tagged and doesn't want to come in. A quick neckbreaker from English gets the pin at 1:29.
Kevin Owens (Steen) is coming on December 11, 2014.
Baron Corbin vs. Elias Sampson
End of Days, 22 seconds. The fans were counting again.
Bull Dempsey comes out for his match and stares Corbin down on the way.
Bull Dempsey vs. Steve Cutler
The fans start counting again. Fans: 21! 22! 23! BARON'S BETTER! BARON'S BETTER! Bull destroys Cutler and no sells some right hands before the top rope headbutt ends this at 54 seconds.
Tyson Kidd vs. CJ Parker
It's the rare heel vs. heel match here. Kidd grabs a hammerlock around the ropes as the fans chant TOTAL DIVAS. Parker nails a quick kick to the face for two but Kidd knocks him out to the floor. A dragon screw leg whip onto the ropes has Parker in even more trouble and the Sharpshooter ends him at 2:59.
Kidd offers to excellently execute Finn Balor next week.
Enzo takes credit for Carmella's success but nothing comes of it.
Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady vs. Dash Wilder/Scott Dawson
Enzo and Cass aren't the Parker Brothers, but they'll scrabble your headpiece, monopolize you, connect your four eyes and never feel sorry for it. Enzo grabs a headlock on Dawson to start as Renee critiques Amore's hair. Off to Cass to clean house before shouting ENZO! I'M GONNA TAG YOU IN! Cass kicks Dawson's head off, giving Enzo the pin at 1:38.
Ascension runs in and destroys Wilder with the Fall of Man. Fans: SEVEN MORE TIMES! They're going to kill Itami and Balor before they rise again.
Zayn thanks Regal for the chance to get something off his chest tonight. End of scene.
Here's a serious looking Sami Zayn to talk about last week. He's known he has what it takes to be a champion his entire life, but last week proves otherwise. We see a similar video to the opening montage of Neville pinning Sami in the title match last week. Fans: YOU GOT ROBBED! Sami asks Neville to come out so here's a limping champion.
Sami talks about having no business being here if he can't win the big one. Now Neville doesn't owe him anything because he gave him a title match last week, but if their friendship means anything to him, Adrian will give him one more chance at the NXT Championship. If Zayn can't win that one, then he's done. Neville says he'd give him a rematch tonight but that's not his decision.
Above all though they're friends, and Neville thinks Sami has nothing left to prove. Zayn gets mad and says the only thing he has left to prove is on Adrian's shoulder. If he can't beat Neville for that title, then he doesn't need to be here. Sami sounds like he's on the verge of tears. Cue Regal who says Zayn is far from a failure.
Sami was part of NXT Arrival and Regal can't think of any main event better than Sami Zayn vs. Adrian Neville. That rematch will take place at NXT Takeover: Our Evolution on December 11. Neville is pleased but he doesn't want Sami's career on the line because he won't be responsible for ending Sami's dream. Zayn again says he's done if he loses and drops the mic to end the show.
Results
Becky Lynch b. Bayley Rollup with a handful of tights
Vaudevillains b. Mini Lucha Dragons Neckbreaker to #2
Baron Corbin b. Elias Sampson End of Days
Bull Dempsey b. Steve Cutler Top rope headbutt
Tyson Kidd b. CJ Parker Sharpshooter
Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady b. Dash Wilder/Scott Dawson Big boot to Dawson
Friday
Smackdown
Date: November 21, 2014
Location: Thompson-Boling Arena, Knoxville, Tennessee
Commentators: Tom Phillips, Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
It's the final show before Survivor Series and we're all the way up to five matches for Sunday. With the addition of the always treasured Divas elimination match, the card....is pretty much exactly the same as it was on Monday. There's a major change to Sunday's main event announced though so things aren't all finalized. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the Authority forming their team and decimating Team Cena. This turns into a music video like you would see on a pay per view.
Cole brings out HHH to open the show. We recap Sunday's main event in case the video you saw two minutes ago didn't get the message across. HHH basically tells Cole to shut up but Cole goes into a list of various sports teams winning that would be similar to Team Cena winning on Sunday. The boss sucks up to the fans before saying their opinions are worthless.
Cole asks if this is all about the Authority's egos but HHH goes into a rant about his legacy and how he became a huge star in the Attitude Era and lists his name alongside Hart, Austin and Rock. Now some people could argue that some of them were bigger stars than him or that that they were more popular, but he's the only one still around. He's still here because he's always been smarter than all of them, just like Vince.
HHH talks about how brilliant Vince was and how he's been the constant in WWE all these years. There are only two people that can follow Vince's footsteps: the Authority. Without them, this place has two years max. Without them, the WWE has no future. HHH brings up Cole's sitdown interview from earlier in the week with John Cena but he'd like Team Cena to come out and see it for themselves.
The clip is Cole asking Cena if he's responsible for what happens to his teammates at Survivor Series. Cena says he's asking his teammates to put their livelihood on the line. If they lose, the Authority will be all over them and that's something they have to risk. He doesn't actually answer the question though. Back in the arena, HHH says that when Team Cena loses on Sunday, they're all fired. Well other than Cena of course because he's good for business. Team Cena is all stunned as Rusev and Lana come out for the first match.
Rusev vs. Dolph Ziggler
Non-title. Rusev quickly knocks Ziggler out to the floor but Dolph comes back in and hammers away. That's fine with Rusev who throws Dolph into the corner and stomps Ziggler down, only to eat a dropkick. Another dropkick puts Rusev on the floor but he whips Ziggler hard into the steps as we take a break. Back with Dolph fighting out of a chinlock and avoiding a charge in the corner.
Rusev's powerbomb is countered into a sunset flip for two before a superkick gets the same for Ziggler. JBL talks about how he'd turn on Cena to keep his job as Rusev throws Dolph out of the corner to take over again. Ziggler escapes the Accolade and nails a quick Zig Zag for a delayed two. Back up and Rusev avoids the Fameasser before the jumping superkick ends Dolph at 10:18.
Rusev Accolades him for good measure.
Kane is on the phone when an unseen someone comes in for a talk.
Kofi Kingston's New Day video.
After a break, Cesaro is in the back with Kane. Cesaro may not be an official member of Team Authority but his loyalty will be rewarded after Sunday. Kane needs one more thing from Cesaro though: slaughter Erick Rowan.
Miz/Damien Mizdow vs. Los Matadores
The Dusts and Usos are on commentary to give us a seven man booth. Miz works on Diego's arm to start but gets chopped to the ropes. We get a criss cross until Fernando knocks Mizdow off the apron, only to eat a forearm from Miz. The Reality Check is countered but Mizdow tags himself in and hits it with ease. That's too much for Miz who tags himself in and has the Finale countered. The masked men send them outside and Miz is thrown onto the Usos. Of course Mizdow launches himself onto the Dusts, leaving Diego to hit a high cross body on Miz for the pin at 2:40.
Here's Dean Ambrose to talk about his survival kit for Bray Wyatt. Dean talks about having a screw loose and how he isn't going to change for anyone. When he was a kid, his mom gave him a $20 bill to go buy her cigarettes and lottery tickets. He ran into some older guys who beat him up and robbed him.
Dean went home and told his mom what happened, so she gave him a pair of brass knuckles. They were his survival kit back then but now his survival kit is every single part of his body. On Sunday, Dean is going to use every part of his body to send Bray running back to the woods. Now he's the hunter and Wyatt is the prey. On Sunday, he's going to be put down.
Wyatt pops up on screen from inside a prison cell. He asks Dean if this is how he remembers his father, locked inside a cage like an animal. Maybe Bray reminds Dean of his father right now. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, so this is Dean's future: being trapped inside a prison of his own design, begging for freedom that he'll never receive. It doesn't have to be like this though. Dean is trapped inside a cell full of filth and it's never going to end.
AJ Lee vs. Brie Bella
Non-title and AJ is dressed as Nikki, complete with strategic stuffing. Brie takes her down to start but AJ uses her enlarged hips to take over. Back up and Brie sends her face first into the buckle a few times before AJ does the same to her. Some right hands have Brie in trouble and it turns into catfight mode until Brie counters into a half crab.
AJ grabs the ropes and slaps on a guillotine choke. That goes nowhere so Brie dropkicks her down and hits a running knee against the ropes. A missile dropkick gets two on AJ but Nikki gets on the apron. AJ rams them together for the pin on Brie at 3:23. You could see that one coming a mile away.
Video on Sheamus' injury.
Erick Rowan vs. Cesaro
Cesaro slaps the mask off his face but Rowan easily knocks him outside. Back in and Cesaro scores with a running dropkick, only to get caught in a bearhug. Cesaro snaps Rowan's throat over the top rope and grabs a sleeper. That goes nowhere so he heads to the top, only to be slammed down. A pumphandle backbreaker and torture rack make Cesaro tap at 2:40. This was just a step above a squash.
Harper comes out to stare down Rowan post match but leaves before any contact.
Big E.'s New Day promo.
Team Cena, minus the captain and with Rowan playing with a Rubik's Cube, talks about how everything is on the line on Sunday. HHH's tactics didn't have the intended effect because it just fires them up more. Ryback says actions have consequences and his job being on the line just makes him hungrier. Tonight, he and Big Show are feeding on Kane and Rollins. Ziggler talks about the Authority costing him the Intercontinental Title, which he shared with the entire WWE Universe. He has nothing left to lose so he has nothing to fear. They can put the Authority out of power and he isn't backing down now. Rowan: Freedom.
Seth Rollins/Kane vs. Ryback/Big Show
Ziggler and Rowan are banned from ringside. Ryback drives Rollins into the corner to start and Seth bails to the floor. Back in and Rollins hammers away but Ryback takes him down with a Thesz press. Off to Big Show for the loud chop in the corner before Ryback no sells Seth's chops. He shoves Rollins into the corner and calls him stupid before planing Seth with a powerslam.
Kane gets knocked off the apron and Seth gets backdropped.....next to him as Kane completely missed catching him. That one might be worthy of an ice pack. Cue HHH and the rest of Team Authority as we take a break. Back with Show slamming Kane for two but ducking his head and taking a running DDT. Off to Rollins for some running kicks to the face for two. Kane gets the same off an elbow drop and we hit the chinlock. Show powers out of it and makes the hot tag so Ryback can clean house, only to have Team Authority come in for the DQ at 10:25.
The Authority beats down Ryback and Show until Ziggler comes out for a failed save. Rowan comes out as well to take down Rusev and Henry before going inside for the showdown with Harper. That goes nowhere though as Kane chokeslams Rowan, only to have Ryback and Ziggler get back in it. Henry and Rusev are back up as well though and the Authority's advantage takes over. Big Show does his war cry to alert the Authority that he's coming. The Stooges get chokeslammed but HHH comes in with a chair to take down the giant. All of Team Cena takes chair shots and Ryback takes a Pedigree to end the show.
Results
Rusev b. Dolph Ziggler Superkick
Los Matadores b. Miz/Damien Mizdow High cross body to Miz
AJ Lee b. Brie Bella Rollup
Erick Rowan b. Cesaro Torture rack
Big Show/Ryback b. Seth Rollins/Kane via DQ when Team Authority interfered
Saturday
Nothing
Sunday
Survivor Series 2014
Date: November 23, 2014
Location: Scottrade Center, St. Louis, Missouri
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Jerry Lawler
We're finally to one of the biggest one match shows I can ever remember. THey aren't even trying to hide the fact that this is all about the main event this year and it's taken a lot to get through the rest of the card as a result. Obviously this is about Team Cena vs. the Authority with the future of both groups on the line. Let's get to it.
Pre-Show: Fandango vs. Justin Gabriel
Fandango is new and improved, meaning he now has Rosa in his corner, comes out to what sounds like Spanish music and wrestles in an open chest sweater. Gabriel gets knocked out to the floor as the announcers talk about his skeleton themed pants. Justin comes back with a kick to the face for two but Fandango takes his head off with a clothesline. A release suplex sets up Fandango's top rope legdrop for the pin at 3:26.
Bad News Barrett comes out for the first time in months. His topic of course is the main event and he has some bad news for Cena: if the Authority wins, Cena's life is going to be a nightmare. On the other hand, if the Authority loses, the WWE will never be lost in the era of Bad News Barrett. This was actually something close to a face promo.
Pre-Show: Jack Swagger vs. Cesaro
This is an added match. Cesaro comes out to talk about being neutral like Switzerland when Zeb and Swagger come out to say if Cesaro is on Team Authority, he and Jack are on Team Cena. Swagger grabs him by the ribs to start but Cesaro grabs a suplex to take over. A double stomp is countered into the Patriot Lock though and Cesaro is in early trouble. He kicks Swagger out to the floor though before Swagger charges back in and goes shoulder first into the post.
A German suplex puts Swagger down again and another suplex gets two. Cesaro drops a middle rope elbow for the same and we hit the chinlock. Swagger quickly fights up and loads the Vader Bomb but has to stop and grab the Patriot Lock instead. They're too close to the ropes though and Cesaro starts rolling Germans. Swagger rolls through again and puts on the third Patriot Lock for the submission at 5:23.
The opening video was all about the main event which I'm sure you've heard by now. Literally, nothing else was even mentioned. There's usually some history if nothing else.
Here's Vince to open the show. He does his usual enthusiastic welcome and brings out the Authority for a chat. HHH talks about how Vince is the reason we're here and the Authority starts a Vince chant. The boss cuts them off and asks Vince to come out here. Vince says that tonight, Cena is in charge of four men's lives. HHH takes over and says that when Team Cena loses tonight, four men are going to be out of work and quickly forgotten.
Stephanie says that if their team loses, they'll still be running the show, just not from Raw. Right Dad? Vince: Not exactly. Apparently if HHH and Stephanie lose tonight, they have no authority over any WWE Superstar. Actually, there's only one man that could ever bring them back to power.
Stephanie immediately starts sucking up to her dad but Vince says the decision will lie with Cena. Stephanie goes into her I'M A MCMAHON speech but Cena cuts her off and says she's gone tonight. Cena grabs the mic and says that after they're gone, just like the song says, there is NO CHANCE that he'll bring them back.
Tag Team Titles: Los Matadores vs. Goldust/Stardust vs. Usos vs. Miz/Damien Mizdow
The opening bell is over 22 minutes into the show. Goldust and Stardust are defending with one fall to a finish. Diego cranks on Stardust's arm to start before it's quickly off to Miz vs. Fernando. Mizdow is doing the exact same things on the floor as he's known to do. Miz gets slammed off the top, so Mizdow goes up top and flips himself off for good measure. The fans want Mizdow to come in but Miz isn't quite ready for the tag yet.
Instead it's off to Jimmy for some armdrags on Fernando before it's quickly off to Jey for some chops. Stardust low bridges Jey to the floor and the champs take over in the corner. The fans still want Mizdow but get the drop down uppercut from Stardust instead. Jey tries a sunset flip but Miz tags himself in to take over. Jey falls into the corner for a tag to Diego as this is almost impossible to keep up with. The Backstabber gets two on Miz but he comes right back with a clothesline to Diego.
Miz takes him into the corner and still won't tag Damien. The running clothesline in the corner is finally enough to make him tag Mizdow but Goldust tags himself in before Damien can do anything. Diego and Goldust trade rollups until Diego is sent into the corner for some double teaming by the champions. Stardust comes in to crank on the arms before scoring with a clothesline. He tells the fans they want him instead of Mizdow before he sends Diego out to the floor.
Goldust scores with a clothesline on the floor before throwing him back inside for a chinlock. Stardust goes up for a sunset flip on Goldust who is holding Diego in a German suplex for a big catapult spot. Diego sends him to the apron but Stardust shoves Fernando into the post. Back in and Diego counters what looked to be a tombstone attempt into a spinning DDT to drop Stardust.
It's off to Jimmy vs. Goldust with the Samoan taking over before tagging in Jey for the running Umaga attack in the corner. A bunch of superkicks drop Stardust but Diego breaks up the double dive. Goldust powerslam Jimmy for two but Jey nails him with an enziguri. Now the Usos hit the double dive but Stardust hits the Falling Star onto both of them.
Fernando launches Torito onto everyone before Diego dives onto everyone plus the bull. Goldust breaks up Fernando's dive as Diego gets back in. All four go up for a big Tower of Doom with Fernando taking the worst of it. Jimmy comes in with the Superfly Splash but Miz sends Jimmy into the post. Mizdow tags himself in and pins Fernando for the pin and the titles at 15:25.
Miz celebrates with both belts.
Vince McMahon and Steve Austin will be doing a live Steve Austin Show next Monday after Raw.
Adam Rose and the Bunny are in the back with the Exotic Express. They're going to settle their differences by playing with the latest WWE toys. Rose reminds the Bunny where he was before Rose found him. The Bunny wins in about five seconds so Titus O'Neil and Heath Slater come in to laugh at Rose. Adam says the Bunny worships him and a tag match is made for later. Fans: NO! NO! NO!
Paige/Cameron/Summer Rae/Layla vs. Emma/Natalya/Alicia Fox/Naomi
Elimination tag. Natalya and Paige get things going and we already have a Nattie's Husband chant. Paige is quickly sent to the floor as we get the required Cheesy/Sleazy/Queasy reference. Lawler even gets the year wrong. Paige sends Natalya into the corner so it's off to Layla vs. Emma. They trade rollups with Emma being rather clumsy, allowing Layla to roll her up for two.
Emma gets caught in the heel corner and stomped by Paige a bit. Paige spends a lot of time trash talking though and takes a HARD forearm to the head. They head to the top with Emma hitting a nice superplex but Paige is right next to the corner for a tag to Cameron. The screeching begins and Cameron can barely slap Emma right. The fans want Mizdow again as Emma gets two off a backslide.
Naomi tags herself in and kicks Cameron across the ring. A cross body gets no cover but a Stunner of all things gets two on Cameron. Everything breaks down and everyone nails everyone else until Cameron hits a horrible bulldog on Natalya, only to have Naomi hook a nice bridging rollup to eliminate Cameron. Summer comes in but runs from a kick to the face. Naomi kicks her anyway but gets pulled down by the hair. Back up and Summer knocks all of her opponents off the apron, only to have Fox come in and run her over a few times.
Fox cross bodies Paige and loads up a dive to the floor but all of her opponents back up. Summer gets in, gets screamed at, and tags out to Layla. The Brit (Layla) laughs at Fox for climbing down a second ago and gets smacked in the face. A northern lights suplex gets two on Layla but she comes back with her bouncing cross body.
Fox nails a quick backbreaker and it's 4-2. Paige comes in for some cheap shots but it's quickly off to Natalya vs. Summer. Natalya runs her over with a discus lariat and a low dropkick but Paige trips her up from the floor. Summer gets in some cheap shots on the apron but stops to mock Paige, only to have Paige knock her off the apron.
It's off to Emma vs. Summer with Emma hooking the Dilemma (Tarantula) for a few seconds. The Emma Sandwich (cross body in the corner) sets up the Emma Lock (bridging Indian Deathlock) to make Summer tap. It's Paige vs. all four opponents and the fans are completely in her corner. Paige tries to leave but Emma catches her like she stole something. That's not cool with Paige who runs Emma over but it's quickly off to Natalya, who promptly eats a boot to the face. Naomi comes in with the Rear View and a headscissors faceplant to FINALLY end this at 14:16.
We recap Fandango's return and Bad News Barrett's speech from the pre-show.
The expert panel of Booker T., Paul Heyman and Alex Riley talk about the new stipulations for the main event.
We recap Ambrose vs. Wyatt. Bray Wyatt cost Ambrose his match inside the Cell and started talking about Dean's childhood where he was abandoned by his father and forced to live a hard life. Dean basically said he wanted to hurt Wyatt and that's about it.
Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt
Dean drives him into the corner to start and hammers away with right hands and kicks to the gut. Wyatt comes back with a right hand of his own and they head outside with Dean hitting a nice running forearm off the apron. Back in and Bray takes him down with the running cross body for two as things slow down a bit. They head outside again with Dean going up, only to dive into a right hand to put him down again. Bray stomps Dean's hands on the steps before taking him back inside for two.
We hit a full nelson on the mat but Dean bites the fingers to escape. That's fine with Bray who just runs Ambrose over again. They head outside yet again for a double clothesline before slowly crawling back inside. Dean hammers away with forearms to the head and some running elbows before doing Bray's upside down pose in the corner. Dirty Deeds is broken up but Dean has to counter Sister Abigail into a rollup for two.
With Bray's feet on the ropes, Dean ties the arms into the ropes for a running dropkick, followed by a legdrop to the back of the head for two. Back up and a big slam gets two for Bray but he misses a middle rope backsplash. Ambrose goes up top and connects with a top rope elbow, even though Bray was standing up. That's a new one.
Bray gets up and knocks Dean's head off with a clothesline, sending Ambrose out to the floor. The release Rock Bottom puts Dean onto the steps but Ambrose somehow kicks out. Bray heads back outside and grabs the mic. He asks Dean why he's doing this and shouts that it didn't have to be like this.
They could have ruled the world together and there's nothing anyone back there could do to touch them. Ambrose has chosen his path and there's a microphone shot to the head. Bray finds some chairs under the ring but Dean takes one away. Wyatt drops to his knees like he did to Cena at Wrestlemania and Dean nails him in the ribs for the DQ at 14:00.
Ambrose hits Dirty Deeds onto the chair and loads Bray on a table. A top rope elbow puts both guys through the wood but Dean isn't done. He puts another table on top of Bray and covers it up with chairs. With Wyatt not moving, Ambrose pulls out a ladder. He climbs on top of it....and stands there as his music plays. Dean climbs down and teases shoving the ladder onto Bray but referees stop him.
HHH and Stephanie give Team Authority a long pep talk. The gist of it is if they lose, the team's lives will be destroyed.
Slater Gator vs. Adam Rose/The Bunny
The Bunny starts but Rose tags in before anything happens. Slater kicks Adam's head off to start before it's off to Titus for some throws into the corner. Adam dives over for the tag to the Bunny as the announcers make rabbit jokes. With Adam demanding a tag, the Bunny hits a middle rope dropkick for the pin on Slater at 2:25.
Roman Reigns is here via satellite and says he's getting better every single day. He'd rather be here with us and asks the fans if they want to know what he'd do if here were there. Reigns would cock back his fist and make it reign in the arena. JBL says Reigns isn't here but Seth Rollins is here in the main event. How would Reigns feel if Team Authority won. Reigns calls that a stupid question as he threw a cinder block at Seth's head. It doesn't matter what happens tonight because in a month, either team might be out, but he'll be back at that time.
Team Cena is in the back and they all know what they signed up for. Well we're assuming Rowan does as he's playing with a Rubik's Cube. Cena says there's one thing left to do when Rowan stands up and says win.
Divas Title: AJ Lee vs. Nikki Bella
AJ is defending and Nikki has her sister Brie as an assistant. We get big match intros and Brie gets up on the apron with with title in her hand. She kisses AJ, allowing Nikki to get in a cheap shot and the Rack Attack gives us a new champ at 38 seconds in the Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan ending from Wrestlemania XXVIII.
Indeed, the Bellas are back together.
We recap Ambrose vs. Wyatt, who will be in a TLC match three weeks from tonight.
Long recap of the main event. I'm assuming you get the idea by this point.
Team Cena vs. Team Authority
John Cena, Ryback, Erick Rowan, Big Show, Dolph Ziggler
Seth Rollins, Kane, Luke Harper, Rusev, Mark Henry
Rusev is US Champion and Harper is Intercontinental Champion. The Authority and Stooges are at ringside of course. Henry and Big Show get things going with Mark shouting that he's going to hurt everyone. HHH and Stephanie stay on the apron for support but Henry charges right into the KO Punch to make it 5-4 in less than a minute. Harper drops to the floor and tries to sneak up on Show but it's a decoy for Rollins to come in from behind. HHH is dejected and sitting in a chair with his tie off.
Rollins has exactly as much luck against Show as you would expect and it's off to Kane. Show sends him into the corner and it's Cena in to hammer away. A dropkick puts Kane down so he tags in Harper, who gets to face Rowan. The fans are behind Erick but we're not quite ready yet as Seth tags himself in. That's fine with Rowan who hammers away in the corner and crushes him with a splash. A slam plants Rollins and it's off to Ryback for a back drop.
Harper comes in and takes a delayed vertical suplex so it's quickly off to Kane. Ryback Thesz presses him down and gets two off a splash. We get a showdown between Ryback and Rusev with the champ quickly getting slammed down. There's the Meat Hook but Rusev escapes the Shell Shock and sends Ryback into a boot from Kane. Everything breaks down and it's a huge brawl with Rollins hitting the Curb Stomp on Ryback. The running superkick from Rusev is enough to eliminate Ryback and tie things up.
Things settle down and it's Rusev vs. Big Show, because this has gone so well for the giant recently. It's quickly off to Harper who gets thrown around the corner, only to come back with a dropkick to put Show down. Rollins comes in for some cheap shots before it's off to Kane for a bunch of stomps. Back to Harper for the Gator Roll before we hit the chinlock. Show fights up and makes the tag to Ziggler as things speed up. Dolph nails Rollins off the apron but charges into the sitout Boss Man Slam for two.
The Authority takes over on Ziggler with Rusev throwing him down for two. Off to Kane for the side slam and big boot for two each. Rusev comes in again to talk Russian trash but Dolph comes back with right hands to the head. Rollins takes him back down again and the slow destruction continues. A release Downward Spiral into the corner gets two on Dolph and we hit the chinlock.
Back to Rusev who runs into the DDT for two but Harper makes the save. Cena comes in with an AA to Harper but Kane chokeslams him. Show chokeslams Kane but Rollins takes him down with the springboard knee. Rowan backdrops Seth onto everyone else but Rusev nails him with a spinwheel kick. Ziggler's Fameasser to Rusev is countered and Rusev throws him onto about six people at ringside. Rusev loads up the announcers' table and sets Ziggler for a splash but Dolph moves, sending Rusev crashing through the wood. Only Ziggler beats the count and we're down to 4-3. That's one of the only ways to get rid of Rusev.
Back in and Cena gets the hot tag to go after Kane with the usual. The AA connects but Rollins nails a quick Curb Stomp. The referee is totally fine with all of this as Cole is losing his mind. The double tag brings in Harper and Rowan for the showdown we've been waiting to see for DAYS. Rowan cleans house and nails a spin kick on Harper but everything breaks down again. Rollins comes in for another Curb Stomp to Rowan, setting up the discus lariat from Harper to tie things up.
We're down to Show/Cena/Ziggler vs. Kane/Rollins/Harper. We get the showdown and Show turns heel by knocking out Cena....FOR A PIN??? Cena is out and we're down to 3-2. Show shakes HHH's hand and walks out, effectively making it 3-1. The fans want Orton as Cena wakes up and realizes what's going on. Stephanie shouts OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH and fails at having any sort of rhythm.
Ziggler gets thrown into the barricade by Kane for two back inside. Off to Harper as Cena has left like he's supposed to. Rollins comes in a few seconds later and takes Ziggler to the corner, telling him to tag his partners. Back to Kane as the domination continues. Kane loads up a superplex but gets shoved down and cross bodied for two. The superkick and Zig Zag take out Kane and it's 2-1.
Harper comes in and kicks Dolph's head off, knocking him out to the floor. A big suicide dive takes Dolph out again as Cole is cheering for Ziggler more than he ever did for Miz. Harper brings Dolph back inside for a superkick but Dolph kicks out again. A Batista Bomb gets the same and Harper is getting frustrated. Dolph grabs a rollup out of nowhere (and a handful of jeans) to tie things up. That probably gets him a rematch for the title at TLC as well.
It's Rollins vs. Ziggler and Seth comes in to stomp away. He throws Dolph to the floor and into the barricade as Ziggler is on fumes. Back in and Ziggler grabs a small package for two and a quick DDT gets the same. The fans are WAY into these near falls. HHH is losing his mind at ringside as Rollins just lays in right hands to the head. Seth goes up but Ziggler runs the corner, only to get shoved down. A super Curb Stomp misses and the Fameasser gets an even closer two.
The Zig Zag is countered but the Stooges offer a distraction. The second attempt connects on Rollins but HHH takes the referee out. Now the Stooges come in for the beatdown but they screw up as only Stooges can. Ziggler throws Mercury into Stephanie, knocking her into her husband. The Buckle Bomb is countered and the Zig Zag connects. A second referee comes in for the count but HHH breaks it up AGAIN.
He hammers on Dolph and nails a huge clothesline before planing Ziggler with a Pedigree. Rollins is laid on top as referee #3 (crooked Scott Armstrong) comes out......BUT WE HAVE STING! He slowly walks out and nails Armstrong before staring down HHH. The fans find this awesome as they circle each other very slowly. HHH swings but Sting lays him out with the Death Drop. Ziggler and Rollins (who hasn't moved an inch for about eight minutes after a single Zig Zag) are still down but Sting throws Ziggler on top of him for the pin at 42:08.
Cena comes out to hug Ziggler and help him to the back. The fans sing the Goodbye Song to the Authority as Stephanie shouts that THIS IS NOT OVER as the show ends.
Results
Miz/Damien Mizdow b. Usos, Los Matadores and Goldust/Stardust Mizdow pinned Fernando after a Superfly Splash from Jimmy
Naomi/Natalya/Alicia Fox/Emma b. Cameron/Layla/Summer Rae/Paige Headscissors faceplant to Paige
Bray Wyatt b. Dean Ambrose via DQ when Ambrose used a chair
Adam Rose/The Bunny b. Slater Gator Middle rope dropkick to Slater
Nikki Bella b. AJ Lee Rack Attack
Team Cena b. Team Authority Zig Zag to Rollins
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Luke Harper b. Dolph Ziggler Discus lariat
Tyson Kidd b. Adam Rose Sharpshooter
Ryback b. Cesaro Shell Shock
Rusev b. Heath Slater Accolade
Big Show vs. Sheamus went to a no contest when Rusev and Mark Henry interfered
Goldust/Stardust/Miz/Damien Mizdow b. Usos/Los Matadores Dark Matter to Jimmy
Impact Wrestling
Taryn Terrell b. Gail Kim and Havok Sunset flip to Kim
Chris Melendez b. Kenny King via DQ when MVP interfered
Bram b. Tommy Dreamer Inverted DDT
Low Ki b. Tigre Uno, DJZ and Manik Top rope Ki Crusher to Tigre Uno
NXT
Becky Lynch b. Bayley Rollup with a handful of tights
Vaudevillains b. Mini Lucha Dragons Neckbreaker to #2
Baron Corbin b. Elias Sampson End of Days
Bull Dempsey b. Steve Cutler Top rope headbutt
Tyson Kidd b. CJ Parker Sharpshooter
Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady b. Dash Wilder/Scott Dawson Big boot to Dawson
Smackdown
Rusev b. Dolph Ziggler Superkick
Los Matadores b. Miz/Damien Mizdow High cross body to Miz
AJ Lee b. Brie Bella Rollup
Erick Rowan b. Cesaro Torture rack
Big Show/Ryback b. Seth Rollins/Kane via DQ when Team Authority interfered
Survivor Series 2014
Miz/Damien Mizdow b. Usos, Los Matadores and Goldust/Stardust Mizdow pinned Fernando after a Superfly Splash from Jimmy
Naomi/Natalya/Alicia Fox/Emma b. Cameron/Layla/Summer Rae/Paige Headscissors faceplant to Paige
Bray Wyatt b. Dean Ambrose via DQ when Ambrose used a chair
Adam Rose/The Bunny b. Slater Gator Middle rope dropkick to Slater
Nikki Bella b. AJ Lee Rack Attack
Team Cena b. Team Authority Zig Zag to Rollins
Impact got a .83, about the same as last week.
NXT
Date: November 20, 2014
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: Renee Young, Alex Riley, Rich Brennan
We're getting close to the end of the year and ultimately the next Takeover special, but now the main event isn't as clear. Last week Sami Zayn was tricked into losing his NXT Title shot against Adrian Neville, leaving his future up in the air. Other than that we have Itami/Balor getting ready for their showdown against the Ascension which will be the newcomers' official welcome to the company. Let's get to it.
We recap Sami's loss last week.
Opening sequence.
Bayley vs. Becky Lynch
Bayley is sent out to the apron to start and gets dragged right back in. A release northern lights suplex and legdrop give Becky two and we're already in a chinlock. They get right back up with Bayley hitting some quick ax handles to the chest for two. Sasha offers a distraction from the floor though, allowing Lynch to pull the hair and grab a rollup and tights for the pin at 2:14.
Charlotte comes out to save Bayley from a post match beatdown.
Bayley thanks Charlotte for the help but warns her to stay away from Sasha. They hug and everything seems ok.
Here are the Vaudevillains with something to say. They're patient gentlemen, but they deserve the title shot that they've earned. Cue two mini wrestlers dressed like the Lucha Dragons (Renee: Kind of like Lucha-Loompas!) and we're actually having a match.
Mini Lucha Dragons vs. Vaudevillains
The full sized guys takes turns with airplane spins on #1, even handing him off between each other instead of dropping him. #2 gets tagged and doesn't want to come in. A quick neckbreaker from English gets the pin at 1:29.
Kevin Owens (Steen) is coming on December 11, 2014.
Baron Corbin vs. Elias Sampson
End of Days, 22 seconds. The fans were counting again.
Bull Dempsey comes out for his match and stares Corbin down on the way.
Bull Dempsey vs. Steve Cutler
The fans start counting again. Fans: 21! 22! 23! BARON'S BETTER! BARON'S BETTER! Bull destroys Cutler and no sells some right hands before the top rope headbutt ends this at 54 seconds.
Tyson Kidd vs. CJ Parker
It's the rare heel vs. heel match here. Kidd grabs a hammerlock around the ropes as the fans chant TOTAL DIVAS. Parker nails a quick kick to the face for two but Kidd knocks him out to the floor. A dragon screw leg whip onto the ropes has Parker in even more trouble and the Sharpshooter ends him at 2:59.
Kidd offers to excellently execute Finn Balor next week.
Enzo takes credit for Carmella's success but nothing comes of it.
Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady vs. Dash Wilder/Scott Dawson
Enzo and Cass aren't the Parker Brothers, but they'll scrabble your headpiece, monopolize you, connect your four eyes and never feel sorry for it. Enzo grabs a headlock on Dawson to start as Renee critiques Amore's hair. Off to Cass to clean house before shouting ENZO! I'M GONNA TAG YOU IN! Cass kicks Dawson's head off, giving Enzo the pin at 1:38.
Ascension runs in and destroys Wilder with the Fall of Man. Fans: SEVEN MORE TIMES! They're going to kill Itami and Balor before they rise again.
Zayn thanks Regal for the chance to get something off his chest tonight. End of scene.
Here's a serious looking Sami Zayn to talk about last week. He's known he has what it takes to be a champion his entire life, but last week proves otherwise. We see a similar video to the opening montage of Neville pinning Sami in the title match last week. Fans: YOU GOT ROBBED! Sami asks Neville to come out so here's a limping champion.
Sami talks about having no business being here if he can't win the big one. Now Neville doesn't owe him anything because he gave him a title match last week, but if their friendship means anything to him, Adrian will give him one more chance at the NXT Championship. If Zayn can't win that one, then he's done. Neville says he'd give him a rematch tonight but that's not his decision.
Above all though they're friends, and Neville thinks Sami has nothing left to prove. Zayn gets mad and says the only thing he has left to prove is on Adrian's shoulder. If he can't beat Neville for that title, then he doesn't need to be here. Sami sounds like he's on the verge of tears. Cue Regal who says Zayn is far from a failure.
Sami was part of NXT Arrival and Regal can't think of any main event better than Sami Zayn vs. Adrian Neville. That rematch will take place at NXT Takeover: Our Evolution on December 11. Neville is pleased but he doesn't want Sami's career on the line because he won't be responsible for ending Sami's dream. Zayn again says he's done if he loses and drops the mic to end the show.
Results
Becky Lynch b. Bayley Rollup with a handful of tights
Vaudevillains b. Mini Lucha Dragons Neckbreaker to #2
Baron Corbin b. Elias Sampson End of Days
Bull Dempsey b. Steve Cutler Top rope headbutt
Tyson Kidd b. CJ Parker Sharpshooter
Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady b. Dash Wilder/Scott Dawson Big boot to Dawson
Friday
Smackdown
Date: November 21, 2014
Location: Thompson-Boling Arena, Knoxville, Tennessee
Commentators: Tom Phillips, Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
It's the final show before Survivor Series and we're all the way up to five matches for Sunday. With the addition of the always treasured Divas elimination match, the card....is pretty much exactly the same as it was on Monday. There's a major change to Sunday's main event announced though so things aren't all finalized. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the Authority forming their team and decimating Team Cena. This turns into a music video like you would see on a pay per view.
Cole brings out HHH to open the show. We recap Sunday's main event in case the video you saw two minutes ago didn't get the message across. HHH basically tells Cole to shut up but Cole goes into a list of various sports teams winning that would be similar to Team Cena winning on Sunday. The boss sucks up to the fans before saying their opinions are worthless.
Cole asks if this is all about the Authority's egos but HHH goes into a rant about his legacy and how he became a huge star in the Attitude Era and lists his name alongside Hart, Austin and Rock. Now some people could argue that some of them were bigger stars than him or that that they were more popular, but he's the only one still around. He's still here because he's always been smarter than all of them, just like Vince.
HHH talks about how brilliant Vince was and how he's been the constant in WWE all these years. There are only two people that can follow Vince's footsteps: the Authority. Without them, this place has two years max. Without them, the WWE has no future. HHH brings up Cole's sitdown interview from earlier in the week with John Cena but he'd like Team Cena to come out and see it for themselves.
The clip is Cole asking Cena if he's responsible for what happens to his teammates at Survivor Series. Cena says he's asking his teammates to put their livelihood on the line. If they lose, the Authority will be all over them and that's something they have to risk. He doesn't actually answer the question though. Back in the arena, HHH says that when Team Cena loses on Sunday, they're all fired. Well other than Cena of course because he's good for business. Team Cena is all stunned as Rusev and Lana come out for the first match.
Rusev vs. Dolph Ziggler
Non-title. Rusev quickly knocks Ziggler out to the floor but Dolph comes back in and hammers away. That's fine with Rusev who throws Dolph into the corner and stomps Ziggler down, only to eat a dropkick. Another dropkick puts Rusev on the floor but he whips Ziggler hard into the steps as we take a break. Back with Dolph fighting out of a chinlock and avoiding a charge in the corner.
Rusev's powerbomb is countered into a sunset flip for two before a superkick gets the same for Ziggler. JBL talks about how he'd turn on Cena to keep his job as Rusev throws Dolph out of the corner to take over again. Ziggler escapes the Accolade and nails a quick Zig Zag for a delayed two. Back up and Rusev avoids the Fameasser before the jumping superkick ends Dolph at 10:18.
Rusev Accolades him for good measure.
Kane is on the phone when an unseen someone comes in for a talk.
Kofi Kingston's New Day video.
After a break, Cesaro is in the back with Kane. Cesaro may not be an official member of Team Authority but his loyalty will be rewarded after Sunday. Kane needs one more thing from Cesaro though: slaughter Erick Rowan.
Miz/Damien Mizdow vs. Los Matadores
The Dusts and Usos are on commentary to give us a seven man booth. Miz works on Diego's arm to start but gets chopped to the ropes. We get a criss cross until Fernando knocks Mizdow off the apron, only to eat a forearm from Miz. The Reality Check is countered but Mizdow tags himself in and hits it with ease. That's too much for Miz who tags himself in and has the Finale countered. The masked men send them outside and Miz is thrown onto the Usos. Of course Mizdow launches himself onto the Dusts, leaving Diego to hit a high cross body on Miz for the pin at 2:40.
Here's Dean Ambrose to talk about his survival kit for Bray Wyatt. Dean talks about having a screw loose and how he isn't going to change for anyone. When he was a kid, his mom gave him a $20 bill to go buy her cigarettes and lottery tickets. He ran into some older guys who beat him up and robbed him.
Dean went home and told his mom what happened, so she gave him a pair of brass knuckles. They were his survival kit back then but now his survival kit is every single part of his body. On Sunday, Dean is going to use every part of his body to send Bray running back to the woods. Now he's the hunter and Wyatt is the prey. On Sunday, he's going to be put down.
Wyatt pops up on screen from inside a prison cell. He asks Dean if this is how he remembers his father, locked inside a cage like an animal. Maybe Bray reminds Dean of his father right now. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, so this is Dean's future: being trapped inside a prison of his own design, begging for freedom that he'll never receive. It doesn't have to be like this though. Dean is trapped inside a cell full of filth and it's never going to end.
AJ Lee vs. Brie Bella
Non-title and AJ is dressed as Nikki, complete with strategic stuffing. Brie takes her down to start but AJ uses her enlarged hips to take over. Back up and Brie sends her face first into the buckle a few times before AJ does the same to her. Some right hands have Brie in trouble and it turns into catfight mode until Brie counters into a half crab.
AJ grabs the ropes and slaps on a guillotine choke. That goes nowhere so Brie dropkicks her down and hits a running knee against the ropes. A missile dropkick gets two on AJ but Nikki gets on the apron. AJ rams them together for the pin on Brie at 3:23. You could see that one coming a mile away.
Video on Sheamus' injury.
Erick Rowan vs. Cesaro
Cesaro slaps the mask off his face but Rowan easily knocks him outside. Back in and Cesaro scores with a running dropkick, only to get caught in a bearhug. Cesaro snaps Rowan's throat over the top rope and grabs a sleeper. That goes nowhere so he heads to the top, only to be slammed down. A pumphandle backbreaker and torture rack make Cesaro tap at 2:40. This was just a step above a squash.
Harper comes out to stare down Rowan post match but leaves before any contact.
Big E.'s New Day promo.
Team Cena, minus the captain and with Rowan playing with a Rubik's Cube, talks about how everything is on the line on Sunday. HHH's tactics didn't have the intended effect because it just fires them up more. Ryback says actions have consequences and his job being on the line just makes him hungrier. Tonight, he and Big Show are feeding on Kane and Rollins. Ziggler talks about the Authority costing him the Intercontinental Title, which he shared with the entire WWE Universe. He has nothing left to lose so he has nothing to fear. They can put the Authority out of power and he isn't backing down now. Rowan: Freedom.
Seth Rollins/Kane vs. Ryback/Big Show
Ziggler and Rowan are banned from ringside. Ryback drives Rollins into the corner to start and Seth bails to the floor. Back in and Rollins hammers away but Ryback takes him down with a Thesz press. Off to Big Show for the loud chop in the corner before Ryback no sells Seth's chops. He shoves Rollins into the corner and calls him stupid before planing Seth with a powerslam.
Kane gets knocked off the apron and Seth gets backdropped.....next to him as Kane completely missed catching him. That one might be worthy of an ice pack. Cue HHH and the rest of Team Authority as we take a break. Back with Show slamming Kane for two but ducking his head and taking a running DDT. Off to Rollins for some running kicks to the face for two. Kane gets the same off an elbow drop and we hit the chinlock. Show powers out of it and makes the hot tag so Ryback can clean house, only to have Team Authority come in for the DQ at 10:25.
The Authority beats down Ryback and Show until Ziggler comes out for a failed save. Rowan comes out as well to take down Rusev and Henry before going inside for the showdown with Harper. That goes nowhere though as Kane chokeslams Rowan, only to have Ryback and Ziggler get back in it. Henry and Rusev are back up as well though and the Authority's advantage takes over. Big Show does his war cry to alert the Authority that he's coming. The Stooges get chokeslammed but HHH comes in with a chair to take down the giant. All of Team Cena takes chair shots and Ryback takes a Pedigree to end the show.
Results
Rusev b. Dolph Ziggler Superkick
Los Matadores b. Miz/Damien Mizdow High cross body to Miz
AJ Lee b. Brie Bella Rollup
Erick Rowan b. Cesaro Torture rack
Big Show/Ryback b. Seth Rollins/Kane via DQ when Team Authority interfered
Saturday
Nothing
Sunday
Survivor Series 2014
Date: November 23, 2014
Location: Scottrade Center, St. Louis, Missouri
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield, Jerry Lawler
We're finally to one of the biggest one match shows I can ever remember. THey aren't even trying to hide the fact that this is all about the main event this year and it's taken a lot to get through the rest of the card as a result. Obviously this is about Team Cena vs. the Authority with the future of both groups on the line. Let's get to it.
Pre-Show: Fandango vs. Justin Gabriel
Fandango is new and improved, meaning he now has Rosa in his corner, comes out to what sounds like Spanish music and wrestles in an open chest sweater. Gabriel gets knocked out to the floor as the announcers talk about his skeleton themed pants. Justin comes back with a kick to the face for two but Fandango takes his head off with a clothesline. A release suplex sets up Fandango's top rope legdrop for the pin at 3:26.
Bad News Barrett comes out for the first time in months. His topic of course is the main event and he has some bad news for Cena: if the Authority wins, Cena's life is going to be a nightmare. On the other hand, if the Authority loses, the WWE will never be lost in the era of Bad News Barrett. This was actually something close to a face promo.
Pre-Show: Jack Swagger vs. Cesaro
This is an added match. Cesaro comes out to talk about being neutral like Switzerland when Zeb and Swagger come out to say if Cesaro is on Team Authority, he and Jack are on Team Cena. Swagger grabs him by the ribs to start but Cesaro grabs a suplex to take over. A double stomp is countered into the Patriot Lock though and Cesaro is in early trouble. He kicks Swagger out to the floor though before Swagger charges back in and goes shoulder first into the post.
A German suplex puts Swagger down again and another suplex gets two. Cesaro drops a middle rope elbow for the same and we hit the chinlock. Swagger quickly fights up and loads the Vader Bomb but has to stop and grab the Patriot Lock instead. They're too close to the ropes though and Cesaro starts rolling Germans. Swagger rolls through again and puts on the third Patriot Lock for the submission at 5:23.
The opening video was all about the main event which I'm sure you've heard by now. Literally, nothing else was even mentioned. There's usually some history if nothing else.
Here's Vince to open the show. He does his usual enthusiastic welcome and brings out the Authority for a chat. HHH talks about how Vince is the reason we're here and the Authority starts a Vince chant. The boss cuts them off and asks Vince to come out here. Vince says that tonight, Cena is in charge of four men's lives. HHH takes over and says that when Team Cena loses tonight, four men are going to be out of work and quickly forgotten.
Stephanie says that if their team loses, they'll still be running the show, just not from Raw. Right Dad? Vince: Not exactly. Apparently if HHH and Stephanie lose tonight, they have no authority over any WWE Superstar. Actually, there's only one man that could ever bring them back to power.
Stephanie immediately starts sucking up to her dad but Vince says the decision will lie with Cena. Stephanie goes into her I'M A MCMAHON speech but Cena cuts her off and says she's gone tonight. Cena grabs the mic and says that after they're gone, just like the song says, there is NO CHANCE that he'll bring them back.
Tag Team Titles: Los Matadores vs. Goldust/Stardust vs. Usos vs. Miz/Damien Mizdow
The opening bell is over 22 minutes into the show. Goldust and Stardust are defending with one fall to a finish. Diego cranks on Stardust's arm to start before it's quickly off to Miz vs. Fernando. Mizdow is doing the exact same things on the floor as he's known to do. Miz gets slammed off the top, so Mizdow goes up top and flips himself off for good measure. The fans want Mizdow to come in but Miz isn't quite ready for the tag yet.
Instead it's off to Jimmy for some armdrags on Fernando before it's quickly off to Jey for some chops. Stardust low bridges Jey to the floor and the champs take over in the corner. The fans still want Mizdow but get the drop down uppercut from Stardust instead. Jey tries a sunset flip but Miz tags himself in to take over. Jey falls into the corner for a tag to Diego as this is almost impossible to keep up with. The Backstabber gets two on Miz but he comes right back with a clothesline to Diego.
Miz takes him into the corner and still won't tag Damien. The running clothesline in the corner is finally enough to make him tag Mizdow but Goldust tags himself in before Damien can do anything. Diego and Goldust trade rollups until Diego is sent into the corner for some double teaming by the champions. Stardust comes in to crank on the arms before scoring with a clothesline. He tells the fans they want him instead of Mizdow before he sends Diego out to the floor.
Goldust scores with a clothesline on the floor before throwing him back inside for a chinlock. Stardust goes up for a sunset flip on Goldust who is holding Diego in a German suplex for a big catapult spot. Diego sends him to the apron but Stardust shoves Fernando into the post. Back in and Diego counters what looked to be a tombstone attempt into a spinning DDT to drop Stardust.
It's off to Jimmy vs. Goldust with the Samoan taking over before tagging in Jey for the running Umaga attack in the corner. A bunch of superkicks drop Stardust but Diego breaks up the double dive. Goldust powerslam Jimmy for two but Jey nails him with an enziguri. Now the Usos hit the double dive but Stardust hits the Falling Star onto both of them.
Fernando launches Torito onto everyone before Diego dives onto everyone plus the bull. Goldust breaks up Fernando's dive as Diego gets back in. All four go up for a big Tower of Doom with Fernando taking the worst of it. Jimmy comes in with the Superfly Splash but Miz sends Jimmy into the post. Mizdow tags himself in and pins Fernando for the pin and the titles at 15:25.
Miz celebrates with both belts.
Vince McMahon and Steve Austin will be doing a live Steve Austin Show next Monday after Raw.
Adam Rose and the Bunny are in the back with the Exotic Express. They're going to settle their differences by playing with the latest WWE toys. Rose reminds the Bunny where he was before Rose found him. The Bunny wins in about five seconds so Titus O'Neil and Heath Slater come in to laugh at Rose. Adam says the Bunny worships him and a tag match is made for later. Fans: NO! NO! NO!
Paige/Cameron/Summer Rae/Layla vs. Emma/Natalya/Alicia Fox/Naomi
Elimination tag. Natalya and Paige get things going and we already have a Nattie's Husband chant. Paige is quickly sent to the floor as we get the required Cheesy/Sleazy/Queasy reference. Lawler even gets the year wrong. Paige sends Natalya into the corner so it's off to Layla vs. Emma. They trade rollups with Emma being rather clumsy, allowing Layla to roll her up for two.
Emma gets caught in the heel corner and stomped by Paige a bit. Paige spends a lot of time trash talking though and takes a HARD forearm to the head. They head to the top with Emma hitting a nice superplex but Paige is right next to the corner for a tag to Cameron. The screeching begins and Cameron can barely slap Emma right. The fans want Mizdow again as Emma gets two off a backslide.
Naomi tags herself in and kicks Cameron across the ring. A cross body gets no cover but a Stunner of all things gets two on Cameron. Everything breaks down and everyone nails everyone else until Cameron hits a horrible bulldog on Natalya, only to have Naomi hook a nice bridging rollup to eliminate Cameron. Summer comes in but runs from a kick to the face. Naomi kicks her anyway but gets pulled down by the hair. Back up and Summer knocks all of her opponents off the apron, only to have Fox come in and run her over a few times.
Fox cross bodies Paige and loads up a dive to the floor but all of her opponents back up. Summer gets in, gets screamed at, and tags out to Layla. The Brit (Layla) laughs at Fox for climbing down a second ago and gets smacked in the face. A northern lights suplex gets two on Layla but she comes back with her bouncing cross body.
Fox nails a quick backbreaker and it's 4-2. Paige comes in for some cheap shots but it's quickly off to Natalya vs. Summer. Natalya runs her over with a discus lariat and a low dropkick but Paige trips her up from the floor. Summer gets in some cheap shots on the apron but stops to mock Paige, only to have Paige knock her off the apron.
It's off to Emma vs. Summer with Emma hooking the Dilemma (Tarantula) for a few seconds. The Emma Sandwich (cross body in the corner) sets up the Emma Lock (bridging Indian Deathlock) to make Summer tap. It's Paige vs. all four opponents and the fans are completely in her corner. Paige tries to leave but Emma catches her like she stole something. That's not cool with Paige who runs Emma over but it's quickly off to Natalya, who promptly eats a boot to the face. Naomi comes in with the Rear View and a headscissors faceplant to FINALLY end this at 14:16.
We recap Fandango's return and Bad News Barrett's speech from the pre-show.
The expert panel of Booker T., Paul Heyman and Alex Riley talk about the new stipulations for the main event.
We recap Ambrose vs. Wyatt. Bray Wyatt cost Ambrose his match inside the Cell and started talking about Dean's childhood where he was abandoned by his father and forced to live a hard life. Dean basically said he wanted to hurt Wyatt and that's about it.
Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt
Dean drives him into the corner to start and hammers away with right hands and kicks to the gut. Wyatt comes back with a right hand of his own and they head outside with Dean hitting a nice running forearm off the apron. Back in and Bray takes him down with the running cross body for two as things slow down a bit. They head outside again with Dean going up, only to dive into a right hand to put him down again. Bray stomps Dean's hands on the steps before taking him back inside for two.
We hit a full nelson on the mat but Dean bites the fingers to escape. That's fine with Bray who just runs Ambrose over again. They head outside yet again for a double clothesline before slowly crawling back inside. Dean hammers away with forearms to the head and some running elbows before doing Bray's upside down pose in the corner. Dirty Deeds is broken up but Dean has to counter Sister Abigail into a rollup for two.
With Bray's feet on the ropes, Dean ties the arms into the ropes for a running dropkick, followed by a legdrop to the back of the head for two. Back up and a big slam gets two for Bray but he misses a middle rope backsplash. Ambrose goes up top and connects with a top rope elbow, even though Bray was standing up. That's a new one.
Bray gets up and knocks Dean's head off with a clothesline, sending Ambrose out to the floor. The release Rock Bottom puts Dean onto the steps but Ambrose somehow kicks out. Bray heads back outside and grabs the mic. He asks Dean why he's doing this and shouts that it didn't have to be like this.
They could have ruled the world together and there's nothing anyone back there could do to touch them. Ambrose has chosen his path and there's a microphone shot to the head. Bray finds some chairs under the ring but Dean takes one away. Wyatt drops to his knees like he did to Cena at Wrestlemania and Dean nails him in the ribs for the DQ at 14:00.
Ambrose hits Dirty Deeds onto the chair and loads Bray on a table. A top rope elbow puts both guys through the wood but Dean isn't done. He puts another table on top of Bray and covers it up with chairs. With Wyatt not moving, Ambrose pulls out a ladder. He climbs on top of it....and stands there as his music plays. Dean climbs down and teases shoving the ladder onto Bray but referees stop him.
HHH and Stephanie give Team Authority a long pep talk. The gist of it is if they lose, the team's lives will be destroyed.
Slater Gator vs. Adam Rose/The Bunny
The Bunny starts but Rose tags in before anything happens. Slater kicks Adam's head off to start before it's off to Titus for some throws into the corner. Adam dives over for the tag to the Bunny as the announcers make rabbit jokes. With Adam demanding a tag, the Bunny hits a middle rope dropkick for the pin on Slater at 2:25.
Roman Reigns is here via satellite and says he's getting better every single day. He'd rather be here with us and asks the fans if they want to know what he'd do if here were there. Reigns would cock back his fist and make it reign in the arena. JBL says Reigns isn't here but Seth Rollins is here in the main event. How would Reigns feel if Team Authority won. Reigns calls that a stupid question as he threw a cinder block at Seth's head. It doesn't matter what happens tonight because in a month, either team might be out, but he'll be back at that time.
Team Cena is in the back and they all know what they signed up for. Well we're assuming Rowan does as he's playing with a Rubik's Cube. Cena says there's one thing left to do when Rowan stands up and says win.
Divas Title: AJ Lee vs. Nikki Bella
AJ is defending and Nikki has her sister Brie as an assistant. We get big match intros and Brie gets up on the apron with with title in her hand. She kisses AJ, allowing Nikki to get in a cheap shot and the Rack Attack gives us a new champ at 38 seconds in the Sheamus vs. Daniel Bryan ending from Wrestlemania XXVIII.
Indeed, the Bellas are back together.
We recap Ambrose vs. Wyatt, who will be in a TLC match three weeks from tonight.
Long recap of the main event. I'm assuming you get the idea by this point.
Team Cena vs. Team Authority
John Cena, Ryback, Erick Rowan, Big Show, Dolph Ziggler
Seth Rollins, Kane, Luke Harper, Rusev, Mark Henry
Rusev is US Champion and Harper is Intercontinental Champion. The Authority and Stooges are at ringside of course. Henry and Big Show get things going with Mark shouting that he's going to hurt everyone. HHH and Stephanie stay on the apron for support but Henry charges right into the KO Punch to make it 5-4 in less than a minute. Harper drops to the floor and tries to sneak up on Show but it's a decoy for Rollins to come in from behind. HHH is dejected and sitting in a chair with his tie off.
Rollins has exactly as much luck against Show as you would expect and it's off to Kane. Show sends him into the corner and it's Cena in to hammer away. A dropkick puts Kane down so he tags in Harper, who gets to face Rowan. The fans are behind Erick but we're not quite ready yet as Seth tags himself in. That's fine with Rowan who hammers away in the corner and crushes him with a splash. A slam plants Rollins and it's off to Ryback for a back drop.
Harper comes in and takes a delayed vertical suplex so it's quickly off to Kane. Ryback Thesz presses him down and gets two off a splash. We get a showdown between Ryback and Rusev with the champ quickly getting slammed down. There's the Meat Hook but Rusev escapes the Shell Shock and sends Ryback into a boot from Kane. Everything breaks down and it's a huge brawl with Rollins hitting the Curb Stomp on Ryback. The running superkick from Rusev is enough to eliminate Ryback and tie things up.
Things settle down and it's Rusev vs. Big Show, because this has gone so well for the giant recently. It's quickly off to Harper who gets thrown around the corner, only to come back with a dropkick to put Show down. Rollins comes in for some cheap shots before it's off to Kane for a bunch of stomps. Back to Harper for the Gator Roll before we hit the chinlock. Show fights up and makes the tag to Ziggler as things speed up. Dolph nails Rollins off the apron but charges into the sitout Boss Man Slam for two.
The Authority takes over on Ziggler with Rusev throwing him down for two. Off to Kane for the side slam and big boot for two each. Rusev comes in again to talk Russian trash but Dolph comes back with right hands to the head. Rollins takes him back down again and the slow destruction continues. A release Downward Spiral into the corner gets two on Dolph and we hit the chinlock.
Back to Rusev who runs into the DDT for two but Harper makes the save. Cena comes in with an AA to Harper but Kane chokeslams him. Show chokeslams Kane but Rollins takes him down with the springboard knee. Rowan backdrops Seth onto everyone else but Rusev nails him with a spinwheel kick. Ziggler's Fameasser to Rusev is countered and Rusev throws him onto about six people at ringside. Rusev loads up the announcers' table and sets Ziggler for a splash but Dolph moves, sending Rusev crashing through the wood. Only Ziggler beats the count and we're down to 4-3. That's one of the only ways to get rid of Rusev.
Back in and Cena gets the hot tag to go after Kane with the usual. The AA connects but Rollins nails a quick Curb Stomp. The referee is totally fine with all of this as Cole is losing his mind. The double tag brings in Harper and Rowan for the showdown we've been waiting to see for DAYS. Rowan cleans house and nails a spin kick on Harper but everything breaks down again. Rollins comes in for another Curb Stomp to Rowan, setting up the discus lariat from Harper to tie things up.
We're down to Show/Cena/Ziggler vs. Kane/Rollins/Harper. We get the showdown and Show turns heel by knocking out Cena....FOR A PIN??? Cena is out and we're down to 3-2. Show shakes HHH's hand and walks out, effectively making it 3-1. The fans want Orton as Cena wakes up and realizes what's going on. Stephanie shouts OH YEAH OH YEAH OH YEAH and fails at having any sort of rhythm.
Ziggler gets thrown into the barricade by Kane for two back inside. Off to Harper as Cena has left like he's supposed to. Rollins comes in a few seconds later and takes Ziggler to the corner, telling him to tag his partners. Back to Kane as the domination continues. Kane loads up a superplex but gets shoved down and cross bodied for two. The superkick and Zig Zag take out Kane and it's 2-1.
Harper comes in and kicks Dolph's head off, knocking him out to the floor. A big suicide dive takes Dolph out again as Cole is cheering for Ziggler more than he ever did for Miz. Harper brings Dolph back inside for a superkick but Dolph kicks out again. A Batista Bomb gets the same and Harper is getting frustrated. Dolph grabs a rollup out of nowhere (and a handful of jeans) to tie things up. That probably gets him a rematch for the title at TLC as well.
It's Rollins vs. Ziggler and Seth comes in to stomp away. He throws Dolph to the floor and into the barricade as Ziggler is on fumes. Back in and Ziggler grabs a small package for two and a quick DDT gets the same. The fans are WAY into these near falls. HHH is losing his mind at ringside as Rollins just lays in right hands to the head. Seth goes up but Ziggler runs the corner, only to get shoved down. A super Curb Stomp misses and the Fameasser gets an even closer two.
The Zig Zag is countered but the Stooges offer a distraction. The second attempt connects on Rollins but HHH takes the referee out. Now the Stooges come in for the beatdown but they screw up as only Stooges can. Ziggler throws Mercury into Stephanie, knocking her into her husband. The Buckle Bomb is countered and the Zig Zag connects. A second referee comes in for the count but HHH breaks it up AGAIN.
He hammers on Dolph and nails a huge clothesline before planing Ziggler with a Pedigree. Rollins is laid on top as referee #3 (crooked Scott Armstrong) comes out......BUT WE HAVE STING! He slowly walks out and nails Armstrong before staring down HHH. The fans find this awesome as they circle each other very slowly. HHH swings but Sting lays him out with the Death Drop. Ziggler and Rollins (who hasn't moved an inch for about eight minutes after a single Zig Zag) are still down but Sting throws Ziggler on top of him for the pin at 42:08.
Cena comes out to hug Ziggler and help him to the back. The fans sing the Goodbye Song to the Authority as Stephanie shouts that THIS IS NOT OVER as the show ends.
Results
Miz/Damien Mizdow b. Usos, Los Matadores and Goldust/Stardust Mizdow pinned Fernando after a Superfly Splash from Jimmy
Naomi/Natalya/Alicia Fox/Emma b. Cameron/Layla/Summer Rae/Paige Headscissors faceplant to Paige
Bray Wyatt b. Dean Ambrose via DQ when Ambrose used a chair
Adam Rose/The Bunny b. Slater Gator Middle rope dropkick to Slater
Nikki Bella b. AJ Lee Rack Attack
Team Cena b. Team Authority Zig Zag to Rollins
Quick Results
Monday Night Raw
Luke Harper b. Dolph Ziggler Discus lariat
Tyson Kidd b. Adam Rose Sharpshooter
Ryback b. Cesaro Shell Shock
Rusev b. Heath Slater Accolade
Big Show vs. Sheamus went to a no contest when Rusev and Mark Henry interfered
Goldust/Stardust/Miz/Damien Mizdow b. Usos/Los Matadores Dark Matter to Jimmy
Impact Wrestling
Taryn Terrell b. Gail Kim and Havok Sunset flip to Kim
Chris Melendez b. Kenny King via DQ when MVP interfered
Bram b. Tommy Dreamer Inverted DDT
Low Ki b. Tigre Uno, DJZ and Manik Top rope Ki Crusher to Tigre Uno
NXT
Becky Lynch b. Bayley Rollup with a handful of tights
Vaudevillains b. Mini Lucha Dragons Neckbreaker to #2
Baron Corbin b. Elias Sampson End of Days
Bull Dempsey b. Steve Cutler Top rope headbutt
Tyson Kidd b. CJ Parker Sharpshooter
Enzo Amore/Colin Cassady b. Dash Wilder/Scott Dawson Big boot to Dawson
Smackdown
Rusev b. Dolph Ziggler Superkick
Los Matadores b. Miz/Damien Mizdow High cross body to Miz
AJ Lee b. Brie Bella Rollup
Erick Rowan b. Cesaro Torture rack
Big Show/Ryback b. Seth Rollins/Kane via DQ when Team Authority interfered
Survivor Series 2014
Miz/Damien Mizdow b. Usos, Los Matadores and Goldust/Stardust Mizdow pinned Fernando after a Superfly Splash from Jimmy
Naomi/Natalya/Alicia Fox/Emma b. Cameron/Layla/Summer Rae/Paige Headscissors faceplant to Paige
Bray Wyatt b. Dean Ambrose via DQ when Ambrose used a chair
Adam Rose/The Bunny b. Slater Gator Middle rope dropkick to Slater
Nikki Bella b. AJ Lee Rack Attack
Team Cena b. Team Authority Zig Zag to Rollins