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Saturday
Pretty clear Nash is gone after tomorrow.
Sunday
J-Woww of Jersey Shore is going to be on Impact this week to push the Shore characters. Oh dear.
Bound For Glory 2010
Date: October 10, 2010
Location: Ocean Center, Daytona Beach, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Taz
So here it is. This is the show that they have spent MONTHS building to. This is their Wrestlemania and by far their biggest show of the year. We get a new champion tonight and find out who THEY are. Even Im excited and Ive made no secret that Im a big critic of this company. Tonight is the final match for Abyss apparently which I dont buy at all. Lets get to it.
Main event is no time limit, no count out and no DQ. That makes me nervous.
Theres and entrance ramp as well as three video screens. The production values are rather solid here, especially by TNA standards.
Tag Titles: Motor City Machine Guns vs. Generation Me
Good choice for an opener. Shelley and Max (does it matter?) start us off. Naturally its insanely fast paced to start us off. The Guns get all tricky and destroy Max in the corner. A big elbow Poetry in Motion move gets two on Max. The heels are getting dominated here for the most part as we hear a lot about Shelleys neck.
Double DDT out of the corner to Shelly and hes in big trouble. Shelley keeps fighting and manages to get out with a big double stomp off the top. Hot tag to Sabin as this isnt bad at all so far. The Guns and everything else go completely insane and Sabin hits Punks springboard clothesline to Jeremy for a close two. Tenay is right that no one has tag wrestling like this.
The Guns are just straight up fun to watch. Im not sold on making this the opener though as this is something that probably should have been used to fire up the crowd in case they get bored later on. Max gets two and is legit shocked that Sabin kicked out. They go for the DDT again but Shelley makes the save.
Elevated Sliced Bread is blocked and Jeremy takes out Sabin with a big dive. A Piledriver like move is broken up by Sabin at two. Very fast paced match naturally. This is too fast to call. We actually get a tag. Are you kidding me? They set for More Bang For Your Buck but a nice counter sets up a running German off the top by Sabin. Skull and Bones on Max ends this.
Tara and Madison go nuts on Christy about hair dye or something. Tara is grateful to Madison for life apparently.
We recap the Knockouts Title situation which I think you all know by now. Its all about the Beautiful People and thats about it. This again becomes all about them and nothing else. Keep in mind Mickie James is the referee here.
Knockouts Title: Angelina Love vs. Madison Rayne vs. Velvet Skye vs. Tara
Damn Mickie looks good. I could go without the hardcore country thing though. One fall to a finish here and tags are required. Angelina vs. Madison to start us off. Off to the regular Beautiful People now which is the only match left in that division I suppose. Madison comes in and gets in Mickies face but that goes nowhere.
This is another match that is going too fast to really keep track of. Tara vs. Velvet at the moment. How in the world did Hefner think Tara didnt look good enough for Playboy? Octopus Hold from Velvet to Tara which blows my mind a million ways to Monday. The tagging thing is of course abandoned soon.
Widows Peak doesnt go on as Angelina makes a save. And then she rolls up Velvet with some tights being pulled to give her the title. We get the BROKEN song so Im very happy. Madison goes off on her and Mickie kicks her ass. So its Tara vs. Mickie now? Ok then.
Eric Young babbles about some code. Yeah I dont care either.
We recap the feud. Yeah I dont care either. Lets get this over with.
Eric Young/Orlando Jordan vs. Ink Inc
Eric has the TNA rule book while Orlando is in a white suit with a beekeeper mask. And now Eric has fake tattoos or something. I give up. Jordan and Neal start us off because someone has to. Let the gay jokes begin.
Taz recommends that Shannon avoid the crotch of Orlando. I give up. Total meh match here as it was boring on Impact and its boring here. This is really just an outlet for Taz to make gay jokes about Orlando which arent incredibly funny. Eric gets crotched on the top rope.
Orlando vs. Shannon at the moment. Eric is fooling with the rule book because its been a few seconds without comedy. We talk about the German broadcast team for no apparent reason. Eric starts cheating by pretending to tag in and Taz is just like fuck it. Eric tags himself in to fight Orlando. We get a Midnight Rocker reference which makes Taz laugh. Eric causes Orlando to get caught by Shannon for the pin.
Jeff says hes going to win with the Twist of Fate and Swanton Bomb.
X-Division Title: Douglas Williams vs. Jay Lethal
This is the return match apparently from Impact a few weeks ago when Lethal won it in the first place. Non-British tights for Williams here. What would the Bulldog think? Fast paced start until Williams gets a hold on Lethal to take over. And so much for that. Tenay talks about the new tights because thats interesting I guess?
Apparently his family crest is on it. No mention of Fourtune here which is kind of odd. Williams takes it to the mat and we stay there for awhile. Williams is getting back into the style of hating the X Division style that worked so well for him in the spring and early summer.
Lethal cranks up the speed to make things work a bit better. Taz likes suplexes and you can hear it in his voice. It changes when Williams uses a few of them. He even throws in some analysis of them for fun. Hey he sounds like an analyst. I thought this was 10/10 not 10/31.
Chaos Theory out of nowhere gets two. Damn I love that move. Williams gets all ticked off and takes him up top and sets for a rana. Lethal gets a SWEET counter where he rolls through it perfectly into a sunset flip for the pin to retain. He celebrates in the crowd which is always a nice touch.
And while hes in the crowd fucking SHORE attacks him. Like the idiot that he is, he says hes winning the title and taking it back to Jersey. You know, where Lethal is from.
We recap RVD vs. Abyss which is a bit early on the card Id think for it. I cant imagine this is where THEY are revealed. Thats just way too early for it Id think but who knows? The idea here is RVD isnt at 100% but he wants revenge no matter what.
Rob Van Dam vs. Abyss
Monsters Ball here which means anything goes. And remember this is his last match EVER! He brings Janice and Bob, which are the names of Dixie Carters parents in what Id assume is a rib, and puts them on the announce table. Abyss says RVD is done and THEY are coming. And remember this is once a century. You know, like EVERY OTHER DATE.
RVD of course kicks the hell out of him to start to a HUGE RVD chant. Van Dam is in a t-shirt here for some reason. Theres a barbed wire table at ringside. Total dominance so far by Van Dam who is on fire. He gets taken down by an elbow of all things. Given the shirt Id bet on RVD going into barbed wire.
Chokeslam is countered and of course Abyss eats barbed wire. This would be more effective if we hadnt seen it just three days ago with bigger stars. And of course hes up again just a few seconds later, dodging a splash that send RVD into the wire. Abyss busts out a regular table as we talk about THEY.
Trash can to the head of Van Dam as Abyss tries to make a barbed wire platform between the railing and the ring. Oh never mind its just a regular table. Abyss winds up on it and RVD hits Rolling Thunder onto it. Cool spot. Too many dead spots here though as we hit a spot and then stop to look for more stuff to use in the next one.
RVD sets up Coast to Coast but gets shoved off and RVD winds up in barbed wire. Sick looking bump. The match more or less stops as the referee is thinking about stopping it. Instead we throw him back into the ring and Abyss gets nothing. Ok then. Instead we get the Hogan ear taunt.
Van Dam comes back and sends him into the barbed wire board in the corner. Now its Abyss in trouble. RVD goes for the Five Star but Abyss moves and RVD has a tummy ache. And now Its time for Janice. Well of course it is. RVD counters though and gets a pair of shots with Janice to the gut of Abyss and the Five Star. Abyss is bleeding from the mouth.
Abyss says here WE come. Oh great.
We recap the handicap match with the whole Deception thing. This is the other major angle and Hogan is VERY hurt keep in mind. Yeah I dont buy it either.
Jeff Jarrett/Samoa Joe vs. DAngelo Dinero/Kevin Nash/Jeff Jarrett
Joe vs. Pope start us off. Oh and Joe is fighting for Hulks honor despite having zero connection to him. Nothing special so far and we hit the floor. It more or less has broken down with Jarrett fighting Pope and the old guys vs. Joe. And so much for that as we get back to Nash vs. Joe.
The entrance ramp really does look good. Pretty basic match so far. Joe gets beaten on for a good while but FINALLY gets a shot in on Nash to get away. He goes for the tag and there goes Jarrett for your swerve. Nash says I told you and Joe is in trouble. Now it really is 3-1. Jackknife to Joe ends it.
Anderson says hell win.
Heres 3D for their major announcement. Yep theyre retiring, but they want one more match, and of course they want the Guns. Theyre retiring either way. Nice. This is solid I think and its good that theyll retire this way.
We recap Fourtune vs. EV 2.0. If there is ANY justice in the world, EV loses here. Naturally its more about Flair vs. Foley than anyone else.
Fourtune says exactly what you would expect them to say. Regular vest for AJ thank goodness.
Fourtune vs. EV 2.0
This is a one ring WarGames match. A man from each team starts and after a set amount of time (5 minutes I think) theres a coin toss and another guy comes in from the winning team. That goes on for two minutes then a guy from the losing team comes in. Two more minutes of that and then the winning team gets the advantage again. Alternate until all 8 are in and then we lower the roof, complete with weapons. No pins or submissions until everyone is in.
EV has Dreamer, Sabu, Rhyno, Richards and Raven. Yeah ten people in there great. Foley is with them. Flair brings out AJ, Storm, Roode, Kaz and Morgan. Fourtune has the advantage so screw the coin flip idea. Flair is in an undershirt. Oh dear.
The old guys go at it before the match starts and we try to figure out who starts the match. Kaz and Richards to start. Again Taz wants to say ECW and cant do it. Kaz beats the hell out of him to start. And he continues doing so. Well thats what you get for sending in Richards as your leadoff man.
Stevie gets a Downward Spiral into a modified Koji Clutch but AJ comes in seconds later to make it 2-1. Richards is of course in WAY over his head and gets destroyed. Figure four on Richards and hes almost dead. Dreamer is in next. How in the world is this guy feuding with AJ Styles?
Dreamer spits mist or something at AJ as Richards gets back into it. All of Fourtune is in blue which is a cool idea I guess. Roode goes in third as this is going to take awhile to just get everyone in. Flair punches Dreamer through the camera hole. I love that thing as it gives you far better shots.
Sabu comes in and hooks a seated crossface chickenwing on AJ which well call a camel clutch for fun I guess. This is REALLY slow now with EV controlling. Dreamer is bleeding fairly badly. Storm is in so itll be Morgan and Raven or Rhyno in last. Storm turns the tide and we get BEER MONEY!
With nothing left in the other minute heres Raven who looks stupid with blonde hair. He cleans some house and shoves a snot rag in someones face. Ah ok it was Roode. Dreamer gets his crotch stepped on for fun. Dude seriously, Raven is your hot tag in essence? Roode is busted open.
Sabu is busted too. Morgan comes in as the final member of Fourtune. He drills Richards and drills Sabu back first into the cage. Dreamer takes the elbows in the corner as the advantage does the same thing its done the whole time so far. Raven is bleeding too so every member of EV who is in the match is busted.
Big ass Gore to Storm and here comes the roof. This is where the advantage is supposed to come for EV I guess. Flair and Foley get into it of course as is their custom. EV takes over and there are bigger weapons on top of the cage such as a table, a ladder and something else that I cant make out.
Raven and Morgan beat the hell out of each other as EV is mostly in control. Morgan goes for the Carbon Footprint and misses, hitting the door which doesnt move at all. Kaz gets drilled into the door and there it goes. Richards and Kaz go up and we set up the ladder up there. This always scared the living hell out of me.
Sabu dives through the door to take out Morgan and maybe Storm. Richards sets up the table on top of the cage and Kaz goes up the ladder and heres Kendrick on top of the cage too. Kaz goes through the table and Kendrick appears to be meditating or something. In the ring Dreamer drills AJ in the leg and drops him on a chair, winning the match. Yes, EV won the match and everything seems to be fine with it. WELL OF COURSE THEY ARE.
Oh yeah. DID I MENTION EV 2.0 JUST FUCKING BEAT FOURTUNE and that TOMMY DREAMER PINNED AJ FUCKING STYLES??? And people wonder why this company cant be taken seriously.
Music video about the main event.
TNA World Title: Mr. Anderson vs. Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Hardy
Hardy has new music. Nothing all that special as again you can barely understand it. Hes called challenger #1. Who exactly is he challenging if no one has the title? Anderson is in gray tights which is odd. Its 10:33 and were just starting. Think theyre cutting this close? No big match intros either which is weird also.
Angle is knocked to the floor and Anderson gets a neckbreaker on Hardy for two. Angle pops in and goes for Andersons knee. Big old belly to belly as its all Angle here. Then Hardy saves and its all Hardy. Little theme going on there. Angle Germans Hardy who Germans Anderson to take both of them over in a cool spot.
It gets two on Hardy as we keep going. 10:37 and no sign of THEY which scares the hell out of me. Hardy sends Angle up and over and might be hurt. I dont buy it but whatever. Hardy goes over the top in a dive to take out everyone. Back in and Angle is ok, hooking a chinlock on Hardy after a cover gets two.
Running German to Hardy and hes up seconds later. Ok then. Hey we went a full two hours and 40 minutes before we got a shot of Dixie. Angle is busted open a bit. Angle busts out some Germans on Anderson as Hardy is down. Hardy gets some of the same. Ankle Lock on the face painted one.
Anderson tries to save and winds up in the ankle lock. Angle locks the ankle lock on BOTH of them at once. That looks awesome. Naturally it doesnt work but it looked cool while it was on. Anderson gets that rolling firemans carry slam from the middle rope on Angle so that Hardy can cover both for two.
10:45 now as this has somehow been going 12 minutes. Angle Slam gets two on Hardy. Top rope Angle Slam on Anderson but Hardy gets the cover for two. The fans think this is awesome and its not bad. Twist of Fate to Anderson and the Swanton hits. Angle saves into the ankle lock and Hardy is in trouble.
Jeff kicks off and sends Angle into a Mic Check for a VERY close two. Pinfall reversal sequence gets a lot of two counts. Angle is the only one left and hits the moonsault on Hardy for two again as Anderson is still down. Angle and Anderson go at it and block each others finishers.
And there goes the referee. Oh damn it. Everyone is down and here comes Eric with a chair. And here it comes. This is what TNA has spent the last 4 months building to. And what a shock: HULK IS HERE! Or at least his music is here. Yep there he is but on crutches. He needs help getting into the ring which I dont buy.
Hulk looks pissed at Eric who throws the chair out and wipes his hands. Hardy stumbles to his feet on the floor and gets in. Both Bischoff and Hogan have crutches and Hogan gives Jeff his. Angle is up. Hardy pops Angle with the crutch and Hogan points at Jeff. Yes, it appears that Jeff Hardy, the most popular star in the world, is part of They. Twist of Fate to Anderson, and Hardy is world champion.
Here comes Jeff Jarrett and Abyss. The fans throw trash in for no apparent reason. Hogan and Abyss hug, and THEY are revealed. Yes, it was Hogan and Bischoff with Hardy all along. RVD comes down and yells at Jeff and is of course laid out. Massive posing ends the show.
Results
Motor City Machine Guns b. Generation Me Skull and Bones to Max Buck
Tara b. Madison Rayne, Velvet Skye and Angelina Love Rollup on Velvet
Ink Inc b. Orlando Jordan/Eric Young Mooregasm to Jordan
Jay Lethal b. Douglas Williams Sunset Flip
Rob Van Dam b. Abyss Five Star Frog Splash
Kevin Nash/DAngelo Dinero/Sting b. Jeff Jarrett/Samoa Joe Jackknife to Joe
EV 2.0 b. Fourtune Death Valley Driver to AJ
Jeff Hardy b. Mr. Anderson and Kurt Angle Hardy pinned Anderson
Quick Results
Raw
Evan Bourne/Mark Henry b. Michael Tarver/John Cena Sharpshooter
Natalya b. Alicia Fox Sharpshooter
Sheamus b. Daniel Bryan via TKO after knees to Bryans head
The Bella Twins b. Laycool Rollup on Michelle
Wade Barrett won a battle royal
NXT
Aksana won a Bull Riding Contest
Akansa b. Maxine Small Package
Kaitlyn won a Diva Talent Show
Kaitlyn b. Vickie Guerrero Rollup
Jamie was eliminated in 5th Place
Impact
Angelina Love/Velvet Skye b. Tara/Madison Rayne Kicking combination to Rayne
Mick Foley b. Ric Flair Flair didnt answer the ten count
Ink Inc b. Eric Young/Orlando Jordan Young forfeited the match
Kurt Angle won a battle royal
Smackdown
Edge b. Jack Swagger Spear
Layla b. Kelly Kelly Layout
Cody Rhodes/Drew McIntyre b. Kaval/Kofi Kingston Cross Rhodes to Kaval
Dolph Ziggler b. MVP Zig Zag
Rey Mysterio b. Alberto Del Rio Top rope splash
Bound For Glory
Motor City Machine Guns b. Generation Me Skull and Bones to Max Buck
Tara b. Madison Rayne, Velvet Skye and Angelina Love Rollup on Velvet
Ink Inc b. Orlando Jordan/Eric Young Mooregasm to Jordan
Jay Lethal b. Douglas Williams Sunset Flip
Rob Van Dam b. Abyss Five Star Frog Splash
Kevin Nash/DAngelo Dinero/Sting b. Jeff Jarrett/Samoa Joe Jackknife to Joe
EV 2.0 b. Fourtune Death Valley Driver to AJ
Jeff Hardy b. Mr. Anderson and Kurt Angle Hardy pinned Anderson
Pretty clear Nash is gone after tomorrow.
Sunday
J-Woww of Jersey Shore is going to be on Impact this week to push the Shore characters. Oh dear.
Bound For Glory 2010
Date: October 10, 2010
Location: Ocean Center, Daytona Beach, Florida
Commentators: Mike Tenay, Taz
So here it is. This is the show that they have spent MONTHS building to. This is their Wrestlemania and by far their biggest show of the year. We get a new champion tonight and find out who THEY are. Even Im excited and Ive made no secret that Im a big critic of this company. Tonight is the final match for Abyss apparently which I dont buy at all. Lets get to it.
Main event is no time limit, no count out and no DQ. That makes me nervous.
Theres and entrance ramp as well as three video screens. The production values are rather solid here, especially by TNA standards.
Tag Titles: Motor City Machine Guns vs. Generation Me
Good choice for an opener. Shelley and Max (does it matter?) start us off. Naturally its insanely fast paced to start us off. The Guns get all tricky and destroy Max in the corner. A big elbow Poetry in Motion move gets two on Max. The heels are getting dominated here for the most part as we hear a lot about Shelleys neck.
Double DDT out of the corner to Shelly and hes in big trouble. Shelley keeps fighting and manages to get out with a big double stomp off the top. Hot tag to Sabin as this isnt bad at all so far. The Guns and everything else go completely insane and Sabin hits Punks springboard clothesline to Jeremy for a close two. Tenay is right that no one has tag wrestling like this.
The Guns are just straight up fun to watch. Im not sold on making this the opener though as this is something that probably should have been used to fire up the crowd in case they get bored later on. Max gets two and is legit shocked that Sabin kicked out. They go for the DDT again but Shelley makes the save.
Elevated Sliced Bread is blocked and Jeremy takes out Sabin with a big dive. A Piledriver like move is broken up by Sabin at two. Very fast paced match naturally. This is too fast to call. We actually get a tag. Are you kidding me? They set for More Bang For Your Buck but a nice counter sets up a running German off the top by Sabin. Skull and Bones on Max ends this.
Tara and Madison go nuts on Christy about hair dye or something. Tara is grateful to Madison for life apparently.
We recap the Knockouts Title situation which I think you all know by now. Its all about the Beautiful People and thats about it. This again becomes all about them and nothing else. Keep in mind Mickie James is the referee here.
Knockouts Title: Angelina Love vs. Madison Rayne vs. Velvet Skye vs. Tara
Damn Mickie looks good. I could go without the hardcore country thing though. One fall to a finish here and tags are required. Angelina vs. Madison to start us off. Off to the regular Beautiful People now which is the only match left in that division I suppose. Madison comes in and gets in Mickies face but that goes nowhere.
This is another match that is going too fast to really keep track of. Tara vs. Velvet at the moment. How in the world did Hefner think Tara didnt look good enough for Playboy? Octopus Hold from Velvet to Tara which blows my mind a million ways to Monday. The tagging thing is of course abandoned soon.
Widows Peak doesnt go on as Angelina makes a save. And then she rolls up Velvet with some tights being pulled to give her the title. We get the BROKEN song so Im very happy. Madison goes off on her and Mickie kicks her ass. So its Tara vs. Mickie now? Ok then.
Eric Young babbles about some code. Yeah I dont care either.
We recap the feud. Yeah I dont care either. Lets get this over with.
Eric Young/Orlando Jordan vs. Ink Inc
Eric has the TNA rule book while Orlando is in a white suit with a beekeeper mask. And now Eric has fake tattoos or something. I give up. Jordan and Neal start us off because someone has to. Let the gay jokes begin.
Taz recommends that Shannon avoid the crotch of Orlando. I give up. Total meh match here as it was boring on Impact and its boring here. This is really just an outlet for Taz to make gay jokes about Orlando which arent incredibly funny. Eric gets crotched on the top rope.
Orlando vs. Shannon at the moment. Eric is fooling with the rule book because its been a few seconds without comedy. We talk about the German broadcast team for no apparent reason. Eric starts cheating by pretending to tag in and Taz is just like fuck it. Eric tags himself in to fight Orlando. We get a Midnight Rocker reference which makes Taz laugh. Eric causes Orlando to get caught by Shannon for the pin.
Jeff says hes going to win with the Twist of Fate and Swanton Bomb.
X-Division Title: Douglas Williams vs. Jay Lethal
This is the return match apparently from Impact a few weeks ago when Lethal won it in the first place. Non-British tights for Williams here. What would the Bulldog think? Fast paced start until Williams gets a hold on Lethal to take over. And so much for that. Tenay talks about the new tights because thats interesting I guess?
Apparently his family crest is on it. No mention of Fourtune here which is kind of odd. Williams takes it to the mat and we stay there for awhile. Williams is getting back into the style of hating the X Division style that worked so well for him in the spring and early summer.
Lethal cranks up the speed to make things work a bit better. Taz likes suplexes and you can hear it in his voice. It changes when Williams uses a few of them. He even throws in some analysis of them for fun. Hey he sounds like an analyst. I thought this was 10/10 not 10/31.
Chaos Theory out of nowhere gets two. Damn I love that move. Williams gets all ticked off and takes him up top and sets for a rana. Lethal gets a SWEET counter where he rolls through it perfectly into a sunset flip for the pin to retain. He celebrates in the crowd which is always a nice touch.
And while hes in the crowd fucking SHORE attacks him. Like the idiot that he is, he says hes winning the title and taking it back to Jersey. You know, where Lethal is from.
We recap RVD vs. Abyss which is a bit early on the card Id think for it. I cant imagine this is where THEY are revealed. Thats just way too early for it Id think but who knows? The idea here is RVD isnt at 100% but he wants revenge no matter what.
Rob Van Dam vs. Abyss
Monsters Ball here which means anything goes. And remember this is his last match EVER! He brings Janice and Bob, which are the names of Dixie Carters parents in what Id assume is a rib, and puts them on the announce table. Abyss says RVD is done and THEY are coming. And remember this is once a century. You know, like EVERY OTHER DATE.
RVD of course kicks the hell out of him to start to a HUGE RVD chant. Van Dam is in a t-shirt here for some reason. Theres a barbed wire table at ringside. Total dominance so far by Van Dam who is on fire. He gets taken down by an elbow of all things. Given the shirt Id bet on RVD going into barbed wire.
Chokeslam is countered and of course Abyss eats barbed wire. This would be more effective if we hadnt seen it just three days ago with bigger stars. And of course hes up again just a few seconds later, dodging a splash that send RVD into the wire. Abyss busts out a regular table as we talk about THEY.
Trash can to the head of Van Dam as Abyss tries to make a barbed wire platform between the railing and the ring. Oh never mind its just a regular table. Abyss winds up on it and RVD hits Rolling Thunder onto it. Cool spot. Too many dead spots here though as we hit a spot and then stop to look for more stuff to use in the next one.
RVD sets up Coast to Coast but gets shoved off and RVD winds up in barbed wire. Sick looking bump. The match more or less stops as the referee is thinking about stopping it. Instead we throw him back into the ring and Abyss gets nothing. Ok then. Instead we get the Hogan ear taunt.
Van Dam comes back and sends him into the barbed wire board in the corner. Now its Abyss in trouble. RVD goes for the Five Star but Abyss moves and RVD has a tummy ache. And now Its time for Janice. Well of course it is. RVD counters though and gets a pair of shots with Janice to the gut of Abyss and the Five Star. Abyss is bleeding from the mouth.
Abyss says here WE come. Oh great.
We recap the handicap match with the whole Deception thing. This is the other major angle and Hogan is VERY hurt keep in mind. Yeah I dont buy it either.
Jeff Jarrett/Samoa Joe vs. DAngelo Dinero/Kevin Nash/Jeff Jarrett
Joe vs. Pope start us off. Oh and Joe is fighting for Hulks honor despite having zero connection to him. Nothing special so far and we hit the floor. It more or less has broken down with Jarrett fighting Pope and the old guys vs. Joe. And so much for that as we get back to Nash vs. Joe.
The entrance ramp really does look good. Pretty basic match so far. Joe gets beaten on for a good while but FINALLY gets a shot in on Nash to get away. He goes for the tag and there goes Jarrett for your swerve. Nash says I told you and Joe is in trouble. Now it really is 3-1. Jackknife to Joe ends it.
Anderson says hell win.
Heres 3D for their major announcement. Yep theyre retiring, but they want one more match, and of course they want the Guns. Theyre retiring either way. Nice. This is solid I think and its good that theyll retire this way.
We recap Fourtune vs. EV 2.0. If there is ANY justice in the world, EV loses here. Naturally its more about Flair vs. Foley than anyone else.
Fourtune says exactly what you would expect them to say. Regular vest for AJ thank goodness.
Fourtune vs. EV 2.0
This is a one ring WarGames match. A man from each team starts and after a set amount of time (5 minutes I think) theres a coin toss and another guy comes in from the winning team. That goes on for two minutes then a guy from the losing team comes in. Two more minutes of that and then the winning team gets the advantage again. Alternate until all 8 are in and then we lower the roof, complete with weapons. No pins or submissions until everyone is in.
EV has Dreamer, Sabu, Rhyno, Richards and Raven. Yeah ten people in there great. Foley is with them. Flair brings out AJ, Storm, Roode, Kaz and Morgan. Fourtune has the advantage so screw the coin flip idea. Flair is in an undershirt. Oh dear.
The old guys go at it before the match starts and we try to figure out who starts the match. Kaz and Richards to start. Again Taz wants to say ECW and cant do it. Kaz beats the hell out of him to start. And he continues doing so. Well thats what you get for sending in Richards as your leadoff man.
Stevie gets a Downward Spiral into a modified Koji Clutch but AJ comes in seconds later to make it 2-1. Richards is of course in WAY over his head and gets destroyed. Figure four on Richards and hes almost dead. Dreamer is in next. How in the world is this guy feuding with AJ Styles?
Dreamer spits mist or something at AJ as Richards gets back into it. All of Fourtune is in blue which is a cool idea I guess. Roode goes in third as this is going to take awhile to just get everyone in. Flair punches Dreamer through the camera hole. I love that thing as it gives you far better shots.
Sabu comes in and hooks a seated crossface chickenwing on AJ which well call a camel clutch for fun I guess. This is REALLY slow now with EV controlling. Dreamer is bleeding fairly badly. Storm is in so itll be Morgan and Raven or Rhyno in last. Storm turns the tide and we get BEER MONEY!
With nothing left in the other minute heres Raven who looks stupid with blonde hair. He cleans some house and shoves a snot rag in someones face. Ah ok it was Roode. Dreamer gets his crotch stepped on for fun. Dude seriously, Raven is your hot tag in essence? Roode is busted open.
Sabu is busted too. Morgan comes in as the final member of Fourtune. He drills Richards and drills Sabu back first into the cage. Dreamer takes the elbows in the corner as the advantage does the same thing its done the whole time so far. Raven is bleeding too so every member of EV who is in the match is busted.
Big ass Gore to Storm and here comes the roof. This is where the advantage is supposed to come for EV I guess. Flair and Foley get into it of course as is their custom. EV takes over and there are bigger weapons on top of the cage such as a table, a ladder and something else that I cant make out.
Raven and Morgan beat the hell out of each other as EV is mostly in control. Morgan goes for the Carbon Footprint and misses, hitting the door which doesnt move at all. Kaz gets drilled into the door and there it goes. Richards and Kaz go up and we set up the ladder up there. This always scared the living hell out of me.
Sabu dives through the door to take out Morgan and maybe Storm. Richards sets up the table on top of the cage and Kaz goes up the ladder and heres Kendrick on top of the cage too. Kaz goes through the table and Kendrick appears to be meditating or something. In the ring Dreamer drills AJ in the leg and drops him on a chair, winning the match. Yes, EV won the match and everything seems to be fine with it. WELL OF COURSE THEY ARE.
Oh yeah. DID I MENTION EV 2.0 JUST FUCKING BEAT FOURTUNE and that TOMMY DREAMER PINNED AJ FUCKING STYLES??? And people wonder why this company cant be taken seriously.
Music video about the main event.
TNA World Title: Mr. Anderson vs. Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Hardy
Hardy has new music. Nothing all that special as again you can barely understand it. Hes called challenger #1. Who exactly is he challenging if no one has the title? Anderson is in gray tights which is odd. Its 10:33 and were just starting. Think theyre cutting this close? No big match intros either which is weird also.
Angle is knocked to the floor and Anderson gets a neckbreaker on Hardy for two. Angle pops in and goes for Andersons knee. Big old belly to belly as its all Angle here. Then Hardy saves and its all Hardy. Little theme going on there. Angle Germans Hardy who Germans Anderson to take both of them over in a cool spot.
It gets two on Hardy as we keep going. 10:37 and no sign of THEY which scares the hell out of me. Hardy sends Angle up and over and might be hurt. I dont buy it but whatever. Hardy goes over the top in a dive to take out everyone. Back in and Angle is ok, hooking a chinlock on Hardy after a cover gets two.
Running German to Hardy and hes up seconds later. Ok then. Hey we went a full two hours and 40 minutes before we got a shot of Dixie. Angle is busted open a bit. Angle busts out some Germans on Anderson as Hardy is down. Hardy gets some of the same. Ankle Lock on the face painted one.
Anderson tries to save and winds up in the ankle lock. Angle locks the ankle lock on BOTH of them at once. That looks awesome. Naturally it doesnt work but it looked cool while it was on. Anderson gets that rolling firemans carry slam from the middle rope on Angle so that Hardy can cover both for two.
10:45 now as this has somehow been going 12 minutes. Angle Slam gets two on Hardy. Top rope Angle Slam on Anderson but Hardy gets the cover for two. The fans think this is awesome and its not bad. Twist of Fate to Anderson and the Swanton hits. Angle saves into the ankle lock and Hardy is in trouble.
Jeff kicks off and sends Angle into a Mic Check for a VERY close two. Pinfall reversal sequence gets a lot of two counts. Angle is the only one left and hits the moonsault on Hardy for two again as Anderson is still down. Angle and Anderson go at it and block each others finishers.
And there goes the referee. Oh damn it. Everyone is down and here comes Eric with a chair. And here it comes. This is what TNA has spent the last 4 months building to. And what a shock: HULK IS HERE! Or at least his music is here. Yep there he is but on crutches. He needs help getting into the ring which I dont buy.
Hulk looks pissed at Eric who throws the chair out and wipes his hands. Hardy stumbles to his feet on the floor and gets in. Both Bischoff and Hogan have crutches and Hogan gives Jeff his. Angle is up. Hardy pops Angle with the crutch and Hogan points at Jeff. Yes, it appears that Jeff Hardy, the most popular star in the world, is part of They. Twist of Fate to Anderson, and Hardy is world champion.
Here comes Jeff Jarrett and Abyss. The fans throw trash in for no apparent reason. Hogan and Abyss hug, and THEY are revealed. Yes, it was Hogan and Bischoff with Hardy all along. RVD comes down and yells at Jeff and is of course laid out. Massive posing ends the show.
Results
Motor City Machine Guns b. Generation Me Skull and Bones to Max Buck
Tara b. Madison Rayne, Velvet Skye and Angelina Love Rollup on Velvet
Ink Inc b. Orlando Jordan/Eric Young Mooregasm to Jordan
Jay Lethal b. Douglas Williams Sunset Flip
Rob Van Dam b. Abyss Five Star Frog Splash
Kevin Nash/DAngelo Dinero/Sting b. Jeff Jarrett/Samoa Joe Jackknife to Joe
EV 2.0 b. Fourtune Death Valley Driver to AJ
Jeff Hardy b. Mr. Anderson and Kurt Angle Hardy pinned Anderson
Quick Results
Raw
Evan Bourne/Mark Henry b. Michael Tarver/John Cena Sharpshooter
Natalya b. Alicia Fox Sharpshooter
Sheamus b. Daniel Bryan via TKO after knees to Bryans head
The Bella Twins b. Laycool Rollup on Michelle
Wade Barrett won a battle royal
NXT
Aksana won a Bull Riding Contest
Akansa b. Maxine Small Package
Kaitlyn won a Diva Talent Show
Kaitlyn b. Vickie Guerrero Rollup
Jamie was eliminated in 5th Place
Impact
Angelina Love/Velvet Skye b. Tara/Madison Rayne Kicking combination to Rayne
Mick Foley b. Ric Flair Flair didnt answer the ten count
Ink Inc b. Eric Young/Orlando Jordan Young forfeited the match
Kurt Angle won a battle royal
Smackdown
Edge b. Jack Swagger Spear
Layla b. Kelly Kelly Layout
Cody Rhodes/Drew McIntyre b. Kaval/Kofi Kingston Cross Rhodes to Kaval
Dolph Ziggler b. MVP Zig Zag
Rey Mysterio b. Alberto Del Rio Top rope splash
Bound For Glory
Motor City Machine Guns b. Generation Me Skull and Bones to Max Buck
Tara b. Madison Rayne, Velvet Skye and Angelina Love Rollup on Velvet
Ink Inc b. Orlando Jordan/Eric Young Mooregasm to Jordan
Jay Lethal b. Douglas Williams Sunset Flip
Rob Van Dam b. Abyss Five Star Frog Splash
Kevin Nash/DAngelo Dinero/Sting b. Jeff Jarrett/Samoa Joe Jackknife to Joe
EV 2.0 b. Fourtune Death Valley Driver to AJ
Jeff Hardy b. Mr. Anderson and Kurt Angle Hardy pinned Anderson