We need to start saving money

[I Suck Ass]

So we can book Shawn Michaels.

Shawn Michaels is now accepting bookings for birthday parties on at this link. For a mere $5,000, Shawn will be the party guest and take photo ops with the birthday celebrant and all the guests, as well as sign autographs. The appearance is up to 30 minutes and must be held at the Emerald Rainbow Family Fun Center. It is also subject to Shawn's availability. For inquiry and reservations you may call (830) 980-8981 or visit this link.

 

[Eck]

I need some cash for this.

 

[I Suck Ass]

I know. We could use it as a lure for Becca...

 

[Ferbian]

Noah you sick freak, zip up them pants.

 

[Eck]

Noah, you evil genious!

 

[I Suck Ass]

Ferb. And I can't imagine what Becca's reaction would be. I wonder where the place is at.

EDIT: It's in Texas.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

$5,000 isn't that much in real money. I might do it, tape the money to the floor, then when he tries to get it up and can see exactly what's going on with his hair.

 

[The_Misson]

dude HBK could make good money on this if people are actually willing to pay $5,000 for it. 3 shows a day 5 days a week for 40 weeks = $3 million

 

[klunderbunker]

I mentioned it to her already. Panic ensued.

 

[latino World order]

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Wow, that was fucking poetry.

 

[Mustang Sally]

So we can book Shawn Michaels.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I know! Was so excited I think I had a mini-heart attack. Someone give me $5000 and a flight to Texas for my birthday? October 23rd people

 

[HBK-aholic]

I know. We could use it as a lure for Becca...

I should probably be scared of you, but you really amuse me.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

He's a harmless little fucker.

 

[Eck]

I should probably be scared of you, but you really amuse me.

He will rape you when your not looking

 

[I Suck Ass]

No, that is Hans. How many times do I have to explain it eck? As for Becca, she's a fine-looking lass. I can like her if I want. So,

 

[The Crock]

He's 14... even if he wanted to do anything... it'd be hard for him. (It's a pun son...)

 

[The_Misson]

How many creepers does Becca have now?

 

[I Suck Ass]

# of male posters on forum - # of male posters that haven't seen a picture of Becca = # of creepers Becca has.

 

[The_Misson]

# of male posters on forum - # of male posters that haven't seen a picture of Becca = # of creepers Becca has.

you forgot the occasional lesbian on wrestlezone forums.

 

[I Suck Ass]

There are lesbians on here?

 

[kissfan85]

what does he do at a booking.
Just show up and say Hi My names Shawn and I'm a retiree? lol

 

[latino World order]

He shows off his book collection.

 

[kissfan85]

I don't think there is any dignity in this.....

I'm sure he can sell strands of what is left of his hair for more then 5.000 dollars...
He's going bald anyways not like he'll miss it