Watching Post 9/11 SmackDown

[Coco]

Lose Yourself-like background music. Nine years ago. Now I feel old.

Speak calmly. Appear to be at a loss for words. Don't ask if they can smell what I'm cooking.

Jericho's side burns and Lita's pig tails... would look great together.

 

[Coco]

"Some people consider me an American Hero." Nice to see Kurt knew, even back then, how to put himself over whenever he had screen time.

 

[Coco]

Yes, Steph. Comparing the attacks to the Monday Night Wars is definitely appropriate.

I can't believe nobody stopped that from coming out of her mouth.

 

[Coco]

"It's kind of hard to put into words." - Ron Simmons.

And there goes my imagination.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Where are you watching it?

 

[Coco]

In my living room.

And now that I've watched all those sit down segments...

 

[Coco]

Yep. Hearing JR on SmackDown again is weird.

 

[Coco]

Lillian's awesome.

 

[Coco]

Matt wasn't quite as out of shape when he was with Lita. That really hit him hard.

 

[Coco]

No Mercy 2001 preview. Neat.

 

[Coco]

Here comes the cape! Somewhere, Doc is appreciating how awesome that gimmick is.

 

[Coco]

So Lita gets involved and Ivory doesn't have the good sense to even the odds?

Le sigh. I'm thinking about this too logically.

 

[Coco]

Rob Van Dam: A Man Who Enjoys The Freedom to Be Hardcore.

Thank you, Heyman.

 

[Coco]

You think those padded floors are easier on the ref's hand than the actual mat?

 

[Coco]

Molly Holly is shocked that Van Dam is awesome. Not sure why.

 

[Барбоса]

Even to a Non-American, listening to Lillian's rendition of Star-Spangled Banner is emotional

 

[Coco]

I'm Canadian. I know where you're coming from.

CHRISTIAN! CHRISTIAN! AT LAST, YOU'RE ON YOUR OWWWW OWWW OWW OWW OWW OWWW OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNN!!

 

[Coco]

Heyman's right. He is the more talented brother.

 

[Coco]

SHUT THE HELL UP!!

Wow. Wrestling used to be fun.

 

[Coco]

Temper tantrum? Yes, please.

 

[Coco]

So, The Rock is popular. In case you didn't know. Just listen to JR. He's marking like Doc. Second Doc reference in this thread.

 

[Coco]

Now that he mentions it, I wouldn't mind getting a piece of The Rock.

 

[Coco]

Stasiak really could use a seeing eye dog or something. Anything that'll help him hit a target.

 

[Coco]

Stasiak hates pie. Obviously a terrorist. A splinter cell of some sort.

 

[Coco]

Wow. Miss Keibler didn't put up much of a fight when faced with The Rock's questioning.