VANCE ARCHER!!!!!!!

[Ballin247]

Where is this guy? I thought of the perfect gimmick for him. You may think to yourself after reading it that it is quite possibly the worst gimmick in history but that is what will make it cool.

Here is how it would go. He would make his return by facing someone, doesn't matter who. When he enters the ring he would grab a mic and say "My name is Vance Archer!! VANCE ARCHER!!!! VANCE ARCHER!!!!!" all followed by a series of grunts. He would yell that at the top of his lungs. Then his signature taunt would be sort of like mick foley's bang bang but instead he would act like he is shooting a bow and arrow. (Because his name is ARCHER!!!) lol. Isn't that fucking genius? As he is going through the motion he would say very softly to himself "Archer".

Also during each match he would yell at the announcers very loudly saying "My name is Vance Archer!! VANCE ARCHER!!!! VANCE ARCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And then would make it look like he is shooting them with his bow and arrow.

Then he would film backstage segments saying he is the greatest man in the history of planet earth. (Yes, those exact words)

This is pure genius. lol. I am so gonna get banned for this thread.

 

[Ferbian]

Isn't that fucking genius?

Quite simply, no.

As you said yourself, people might think this would be the worst gimmick in the whole wide world of wrestling past present and future (at least I think it might be, would have to look for a while if I wanted to find worse.)
I don't see the need for someone to run around screaming his name.
Mainly because I don't think we have the needs for some maniac on the microphone running around on the loose like some angry Eugene.. (hey, that might actually have been a worse gimmick, but Eugene was funny though)
Besides, if WWE changes his gimmick, shouldn't they really be changing his character name too? unless it's still an INTENSE gimmick..

 

[Avrusha92]

No! No! No! This absolutley stinks.
There was no point of even posting this thread.
Like the poster above me said, if they change his gimmick they might as well change his name.
Why cant WWE use the gimmick he had in TNA, he looked fucking great imo now he looks ehhh Generic.
I dont see him "main event status" hes like kozlov. Pushed to the moon, now jobs.
On ECW he was booked as a monster, now where the hell is he??? A gimmick wont change it either, I dont understand why Vince buries people like Archer?

 

[D-Man]

Where is this guy? I thought of the perfect gimmick for him. You may think to yourself after reading it that it is quite possibly the worst gimmick in history but that is what will make it cool.

Here is how it would go. He would make his return by facing someone, doesn't matter who. When he enters the ring he would grab a mic and say "My name is Vance Archer!! VANCE ARCHER!!!! VANCE ARCHER!!!!!" all followed by a series of grunts. He would yell that at the top of his lungs. Then his signature taunt would be sort of like mick foley's bang bang but instead he would act like he is shooting a bow and arrow. (Because his name is ARCHER!!!) lol. Isn't that fucking genius? As he is going through the motion he would say very softly to himself "Archer".

Also during each match he would yell at the announcers very loudly saying "My name is Vance Archer!! VANCE ARCHER!!!! VANCE ARCHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And then would make it look like he is shooting them with his bow and arrow.

Then he would film backstage segments saying he is the greatest man in the history of planet earth. (Yes, those exact words)

This is pure genius. lol. I am so gonna get banned for this thread.

Congratulations. This is the dumbest thing I've read on Wrestlezone in 2010.

But, for the sake of promoting discussion in this topic, I'll say that I hope they completely revamp Archer's identity. His name is awful. His look is generic. His in-ring work has been forgettable.

I'm sure he's toning up his skills down in FCW right now, but he's in serious need of a character overhaul. It's a shame, too. The guy has a good overall look. He's a very big guy and has decent mic skills if they would just hand him the stick. However, if his promos only consist of garbage that fuels his current gimmick, he's going to go nowhere.

EDIT: This thread is complete, utter dogshit and I'm moving it to the Spam Zone so everyone can tear it to shreds without getting infracted.

 

[flocker]

It wouldn't even be HIS worst gimmick. See rock n rave connection. With bad guitar hero promos.

I think they should, no matter what, incorporate that obnoxious male tramp stamp into his, inevitable, next bad gimmick.

 

[rko57]

This reminds me of Dolph Ziggler how he constantly says "I'm Dolph Ziggler" and in matches how he sometimes screams "I'm Dolph Ziggler! Do you know who I am? I'm Dolph Ziggler!!!!" Yeah, dumb idea.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

You may think to yourself after reading it that it is quite possibly the worst gimmick in history .

well atleast you got something right in that post. if you know something is bad i dont get the point in posting it.

i would like to see vance archer agin as hes not a bad wrestler but deffinatley not with a gimmick like this

 

[Rated_R_Edgehead]

Congratulations. This is the dumbest thing I've read on Wrestlezone in 2010.

Haha that made me laugh so hard! And I thought I made bad thread! Which I have once or twice...

But anyway, that sounds like a horrible idea, I'd be bored of it straight away if it was to happen, it also seems like it would have been a bit like Ken...Anderson's promos. and dolph ziggler put together, which I don't tink woulld have worked one bit, so while we're at it, why don't we dress him up like Robin Hood, or better yet, and dress him up as an Indian and have him face the local redneck/cowboy Jimmy Wang Yang!

 

[Zeven_Zion]

Why do idiots come here and suggest what should happen and how should happen.

Reality Check : If you think that some WWE creative or a WWE employee will come here, see your idea, PM you, make you a big fat money slug, take the idea and pronounce you as a saint then you should pummel yourself over the head with a cactus. Why? Because WWE/TNA/ROH - none of them give a wooden nickle about the I-Net wrestling community. It's a small tiny part of the real ass wrestling community.

And as far your idea goes..well I think you should be a WWE creative, because it's BS.

 

[Rated_R_Edgehead]

For some reason I thought didn't post what I posted last, so I just re-edited it!

Although, I do have a question, if you could change ones persons gimmick, who would it be and what would you change it to?

 

[T2KFreeker]

Okay, so you just basically crossed both Dolph Zigglers original gimmick and Sean Staziaks "Planet Staziak" gimmick and they both suck and suck even worse thrown together. Yeah, that about sums that one up.

 

[axl626]

This could be the funniest thread I think I've seen on this board. I'm certain the guy was just joking. You guys taking it seriously just need to lighten up. Besides, people have been asking what gimmick could replace the Undertaker. I think we've found it in The Archer. VANCE ARCHER!!

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

EDIT: This thread is complete, utter dogshit and I'm moving it to the Spam Zone so everyone can tear it to shreds without getting infracted.

Thank you D Man!

This is the dumbest idea I have ever heard in my entire life, hell you said so yourself, so why the fuck would you post it? Are you high? If so what are you smokin' and where can I get some? But if you are trying to get banned then do everyone a favor and start shit with a mod so noone ever has to read shit like this ever again.

On Vance Archer, I have nothing.

 

[Lee]

I just got told off by a librarian for laughing so loud at this.

 

[D-Man]

Why do idiots come here and suggest what should happen and how should happen.

It's called "Fantasy Booking" and it's done by people who ran out of peanut butter to rub on themselves while they play Dungeons and Dragons with their friends on XBox Live.

 

[D-Man]

Words can't describe the amount of suckage in this thread.

 

[Lee]

It's called "Fantasy Booking" and it's done by people who ran out of peanut butter to rub on themselves while they play Dungeons and Dragons with their friends on XBox Live.

FUCK YOU

 

[D-Man]

 

[CH David]

FUCK YOU

 

[Ballin247]

Fuck all you know it all smarks. This thread was meant as a joke. It is quite possibly the worst idea ever and that is why its funny. Its funny how you try to isult me yet you all take it as if this is a serious idea. I did this for a laugh. I laughed my ass off typing it.

They should do this gimmick because I would laugh my ass off everytime Archer comes on TV as opposed to falling asleep. Screw you all. I win!

MY NAME IS VANCE ARCHER!!!! VANCE ARCHER!!! VAAAANNNNCCEEE ARRRRRCCCHHHEERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[D-Man]

Fuck all you know it all smarks. This thread was meant as a joke. It is quite possibly the worst idea ever and that is why its funny. Its funny how you try to isult me yet you all take it as if this is a serious idea. I did this for a laugh. I laughed my ass off typing it.

They should do this gimmick because I would laugh my ass off everytime Archer comes on TV as opposed to falling asleep. Screw you all. I win!

MY NAME IS VANCE ARCHER!!!! VANCE ARCHER!!! VAAAANNNNCCEEE ARRRRRCCCHHHEERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In that case, it wasn't supposed to be posted in the non-spam sections. Save bullshit like this for Spam-Friendly sections such as this one so we could tear it apart in peace... all while following the rules, which you clearly haven't.

 

[Ferbian]

Fuck all you know it all smarks. This thread was meant as a joke. It is quite possibly the worst idea ever and that is why its funny. Its funny how you try to isult me yet you all take it as if this is a serious idea. I did this for a laugh. I laughed my ass off typing it.

They should do this gimmick because I would laugh my ass off everytime Archer comes on TV as opposed to falling asleep. Screw you all. I win!

MY NAME IS VANCE ARCHER!!!! VANCE ARCHER!!! VAAAANNNNCCEEE ARRRRRCCCHHHEERRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I thought your fail couldn't get any worse, I applaud for you proving me wrong.
Could've atleast posted it in the Wrestling Spam Zone from the very start instead of giving D-Man more work

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

In that case, it wasn't supposed to be posted in the non-spam sections. Save bullshit like this for Spam-Friendly sections such as this one so we could tear it apart in peace... all while following the rules, which you clearly haven't.

Ban him.

 

[Ballin247]

Fuck you Sup-er Orton 87. You fat titty bitch. I dare you to fucking ban me! You can never get rid of me!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Fuck you Sup-er Orton 87. You fat titty bitch. I dare you to fucking ban me! You can never get rid of me!!!!!!!!!!

No don't ban him, put him in prison so we can poke him with a stick from the outside just to aggrevate him, I think that would be fun.