TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
So, Yesterday (Saturday) I get called in to go to work because my Asst. Manager wasn't feeling good. I'm typically always willing to go in if I can, because there isn't any good reason not to for a job I enjoy.
But Yesterday takes the cake on what could've been the worst situation ever, all because of being called in to work - on a day I had off.
So, I stop at the local Gas Station before heading off to work. As I'm backing up to leave the parking lot, a sudden "impact" abruptly stops me. I instantly look to the side, out the Driver's side door and see a guy throwing his arms up.
So I think I hit him. I roll the window down and ask if he's okay. Also thinking "I can't believe I just hit some guy." He replies with "Watch where you're fucking going." Now, side story to this - this guy was at the gas pumps, and decided to just come on out as if he could apparently walk through my van.
So, because he gave such a ******** of a reply.. I ask him.. "Did I hit you?" He replies with telling me "You almost hit me." SO, at this moment I realize I didn't hit him.. phew..
Then it hits me.. if I didn't connect with anyone, what the fuck was the impact that made me stop and think I hit someone? So I asked him.. "If I didn't hit you, what DID I hit, to cause me to stop and look closer?"
He replies in telling me.. he PUNCHED my van! So, let me re-explain this.. he originally doesn't decide to take notice of me backing up. And I clearly couldn't see him, so he apparently felt he could attempt walking through my Van. When (at last moment) he realizes this won't work.. he PUNCHES my van to get me to stop?!
At this point, I get out of the Van, and go to see if any damage was done. Hes asking at this point what my problem is.. I turn to him, plain and simple, and reply with.. "Some dipshit just punched my Van, thats what my fucking problem is."
But Yesterday takes the cake on what could've been the worst situation ever, all because of being called in to work - on a day I had off.
So, I stop at the local Gas Station before heading off to work. As I'm backing up to leave the parking lot, a sudden "impact" abruptly stops me. I instantly look to the side, out the Driver's side door and see a guy throwing his arms up.
So I think I hit him. I roll the window down and ask if he's okay. Also thinking "I can't believe I just hit some guy." He replies with "Watch where you're fucking going." Now, side story to this - this guy was at the gas pumps, and decided to just come on out as if he could apparently walk through my van.
So, because he gave such a ******** of a reply.. I ask him.. "Did I hit you?" He replies with telling me "You almost hit me." SO, at this moment I realize I didn't hit him.. phew..
Then it hits me.. if I didn't connect with anyone, what the fuck was the impact that made me stop and think I hit someone? So I asked him.. "If I didn't hit you, what DID I hit, to cause me to stop and look closer?"
He replies in telling me.. he PUNCHED my van! So, let me re-explain this.. he originally doesn't decide to take notice of me backing up. And I clearly couldn't see him, so he apparently felt he could attempt walking through my Van. When (at last moment) he realizes this won't work.. he PUNCHES my van to get me to stop?!
At this point, I get out of the Van, and go to see if any damage was done. Hes asking at this point what my problem is.. I turn to him, plain and simple, and reply with.. "Some dipshit just punched my Van, thats what my fucking problem is."
Will your a better man than I am, I guy in a van reversed into my car, Nothing major, He was very slowing backing up, And his tow bar hit my license plate, So I jump outta my car to see what he did, Which was crack the plastic on the outside of the plate.
