Garth Black is roaming around backstage. He bumps into Becky Serra who sticks the microphone in front of him. He immediately wrestles the microphone off her and takes it for himself, he then turns to the camera and begins to talk.
Every single week I come here and you ask me stupid inane questions, and frankly, I've had enough, so it's time to reverse roles. Do you understand?
Errr...Yeah, I guess.
Great. Do you know what the implications of having a pentagonal ring?
Yes, it means that there will be five teams contending for the tag team titles instead of four.
I was searching for something a little deeper there, but yes. Both myself and Phoenix will have to overcome 4 teams before we become the champions. What are your views on each of our opponents?
Firstly, there's Christiansen and Baker. I think they are...
Let me just stop you there. Baker and Christiansen claim they are from the streets, they claim that they have fought they're way up, but they have done no such thing. There's nothing remotely intimidating at all about them, they walk the walk and they talk the talk, its just a shame that the walk in question has a limp and the talk has a lisp. You know?
Not re...
So, what do you think of our other opponents, say, Anoki and USA.
They're all-Americans who go to the ring and...
fail to see the irony in their predicament?
That wasn't what I was going to say.
Garth pauses a second, and then continues, completely ignoring what she says.
So what you're saying is that the pentagon is supposedly the bastion of defence for the American people. It is suppose to be what protects them, but not here. I think you're probably right on that one. We will fight them on the ropes, we will fight them on the ring apron and to the ring mat, we will never surrender. But they will. Anoki will succumb to the pain that I inflict on him, and all USA will be able to give thanks for will be for Anoki getting pinned and the pain to end.
You're putting words in my mouth!
I don't think I could fit them in there, your foot appears to be in the way. If you don't like my interview style, you can always walk off, but don't expect to get your microphone back.
But I need it!
Looks like your staying then. So tell me what you think about the Daves?
Big Dave is a really nice guy and Ace David is a bit of a player but they get the job done.
Big Dave is nothing but a nice guy, you're right. And nice guys get walked on, I see what you're saying. Big Dave is a big deadweight and will only be there crying, powerless to prevent what happens when Ace David puts their lot on red, but it comes up Black.
Look,you are really twisting what I'm saying. I don't want you to say anything bad about TM and Cougar and say that I said it, because I haven't said anything bad about them.
But you've said bad things about other teams, Becky, you're not picking favourites are you? You aren't enamoured with their cocky attitudes are you? Are you a closeted Canadian sympathiser? Seriously, why do you think this pair are better than anybody?
I did't say that.
So you're saying that they aren't better than anbody?
No, they aren't.
So anybody is better than Tm and Cougar? We're anybody, so I guess you have picked us to win.
I didn't say that! Tell the others I didn't say that!
So you're saying we will lose? That isn't very professional.
No, I'm not saying that.
This is an elimination match. If we don't lose, and you said we wouldn't, then we have to win don't we?
Becky looks confused and just wants the predicament to be over. He looks at the camera
So, folks Becky Serra says that Garth Black and Phoenix are her pick to win tonight's tag team title elimination match. I'm sure she will be right. Back to you, guys.