Viola Moonlight
I'm Literally Just Here for WZCW
THE BEARD:
The Beard is shaken in his sleep as a strange man stands above him. Beard goes to swing but the man ducks and heads out the window. The Beard fiddles around before flipping the switch at his bedside. Next to him, an envelope stamped Top Secret. Beard rubs his eyes as he tears open the envelope mumbling under his breath.
Gent needs to stop with these sneaky memos.
Beard finally tears it open and inside a ransom like letter. Beard is concerned as he reads it aloud.
Dear friend,
I apologize if this startles you, but our meeting draws near and I look forward to seeing your face one last time. Down the road is a rest station, I ask of you to meet me there at 6:30 AM time. It would mean the world to me and after that youll never hear from me again.
The Beard drops the letter before looking at the clock reading 6:35. Beard frantically hurries as he rushes out the door and heads down the road to the rest stop mentioned above. As Beard arrives a sign points out where he is to go, the mens bathroom. Beard pops his head in as he flips the lights on. A voice from a stall answers.
Beard is that you? I see you got my message.
Yeah, a little untimely though.
Im sorry. I had to hire a middle man. The cost was cheap, a pack of twinkies and a bottle of Yoohoo.
Lets get this over with. The nonsense needs to end, show yourself and explain your action so I can move on with my life.
This nonsense was to help you move on and I can tell that it has worked. Im proud of you for that.
Thanks?
Beard sounds puzzled as the stall door opens and reveals Beards former partner, The Local Talent. Beard is in awe as Talent looks at his former partner.
Whoops, forgot to flush.
Beard has a smirk on his face as Talent flushes the toilet before appearing out of the stall once again.
Sorry about that, duty calls. Hehe see what I did there, duty calls. Doody as in-
Beard cuts off his former partner as he shoves him against the bathroom wall. A look of concern comes across Talents face, a fear for his life.
You you son of a bitch. First you just up and leave me after Kingdom Come and then you go and just mess up my life. I dont know what made you think that it was a good idea to stalk me at every turn. And now that I know it is you, itll give me great pleasure to beat the living piss out of you.
Beard clinches his fist as he raises it towards Talents face, who squints in fear that Beard is going to knock his face off. Beard lets out a sigh before releasing his former partner, who slides down the wall towards the ground. Talent grabs hold of Beards leg, like a child to a parent trying to leave the toy store.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Beard breaks the hold as he lifts Talent back up and roughly places him against the wall before heading to the exit.
Look Im sorry, I had to leave. My family was onto me and I couldnt bear to face the fact that I let you down. We had something special, a strange chemistry. I couldnt talk to you, I wasnt emotionally stable enough to do so.
Beard stops in his tracks as Talent continues on his rant.
Thats why I went to Emily. I knew shed understand and I wanted to make you happy. I wanted you to completely forget about me and that is where The Gent came along. I knew you two would make for an interesting team so I campaigned for it to happen. I was just trying to make you happy Beard, I never meant to make you cry.
Cry? What the hell are you talking about?
Wait, you didnt cry? I cried for days after our breakup. Well now this isnt embarrassing or anything.
Look Talent, I get what you did. I just wish you came to me instead of playing this game as if you were trying to rekindle what we once had. All you had to do was make the call and we would have been good. I could never be mad at you. For some odd reason you get me and for an even weirder reason, I like you.
You like me? You really like me?!?!
Talent leaps into Beards arms, tears in his eyes. Beard has a stern look on his face but slowly begins to crack a smile as he embraces his former partner and friend.
It was good seeing you Talent. I hope everything works out for you my friend. And this isnt a goodbye, it is a see you later.
Beard walks out as Talent watches on, smile on his big Jewish face. A feint nose blowing can be heard as Beard exits as he shakes his head at Talents shenanigans.
Ahh there you are, Ive been looking all over for you.
Do you have a GPS hooked to me that Im unaware of?
Now why would I need a GPS? You left with this childish yet horrifying letter behind back at your motel room. Anywho, it is good to see you awake and going this beautiful morning.
Beard gives The Gent a thumbs up as Gent continues on.
We have a conundrum on our hands. You see, management has placed us in a top secret match that will kick off the Unscripted PPV.
Top secret? Bring it on.
It will be our biggest challenge. Our hands will be full for sure. As we will either be facing Celeste, Matt Tastic, or El Califa Dragon.
If I may, I think one of my old catchphrases would come in handy here. Time to beard em up and fu-
Stop. No need for that language monsieur. We need focus. Its time go beard or go home.
Now thats what Im talking about.
Beard gives his Gent a knuckle bump for stealing one of his mottos.
We mustnt waste any time Beard.
Gent and Beard walk off as they discuss strategy as they fade into the distance. The Local Talent peeps his head out of the bathroom exit and whispers under his breath.
If Beard has taught me anything, it is that with hard work you will persevere. And at Unscripted, their hard work will pay off. Goodbye my Beard, goodbye. *sniff*
The Beard is shaken in his sleep as a strange man stands above him. Beard goes to swing but the man ducks and heads out the window. The Beard fiddles around before flipping the switch at his bedside. Next to him, an envelope stamped Top Secret. Beard rubs his eyes as he tears open the envelope mumbling under his breath.
Gent needs to stop with these sneaky memos.
Beard finally tears it open and inside a ransom like letter. Beard is concerned as he reads it aloud.
Dear friend,
I apologize if this startles you, but our meeting draws near and I look forward to seeing your face one last time. Down the road is a rest station, I ask of you to meet me there at 6:30 AM time. It would mean the world to me and after that youll never hear from me again.
The Beard drops the letter before looking at the clock reading 6:35. Beard frantically hurries as he rushes out the door and heads down the road to the rest stop mentioned above. As Beard arrives a sign points out where he is to go, the mens bathroom. Beard pops his head in as he flips the lights on. A voice from a stall answers.
Beard is that you? I see you got my message.
Yeah, a little untimely though.
Im sorry. I had to hire a middle man. The cost was cheap, a pack of twinkies and a bottle of Yoohoo.
Lets get this over with. The nonsense needs to end, show yourself and explain your action so I can move on with my life.
This nonsense was to help you move on and I can tell that it has worked. Im proud of you for that.
Thanks?
Beard sounds puzzled as the stall door opens and reveals Beards former partner, The Local Talent. Beard is in awe as Talent looks at his former partner.
Whoops, forgot to flush.
Beard has a smirk on his face as Talent flushes the toilet before appearing out of the stall once again.
Sorry about that, duty calls. Hehe see what I did there, duty calls. Doody as in-
Beard cuts off his former partner as he shoves him against the bathroom wall. A look of concern comes across Talents face, a fear for his life.
You you son of a bitch. First you just up and leave me after Kingdom Come and then you go and just mess up my life. I dont know what made you think that it was a good idea to stalk me at every turn. And now that I know it is you, itll give me great pleasure to beat the living piss out of you.
Beard clinches his fist as he raises it towards Talents face, who squints in fear that Beard is going to knock his face off. Beard lets out a sigh before releasing his former partner, who slides down the wall towards the ground. Talent grabs hold of Beards leg, like a child to a parent trying to leave the toy store.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Beard breaks the hold as he lifts Talent back up and roughly places him against the wall before heading to the exit.
Look Im sorry, I had to leave. My family was onto me and I couldnt bear to face the fact that I let you down. We had something special, a strange chemistry. I couldnt talk to you, I wasnt emotionally stable enough to do so.
Beard stops in his tracks as Talent continues on his rant.
Thats why I went to Emily. I knew shed understand and I wanted to make you happy. I wanted you to completely forget about me and that is where The Gent came along. I knew you two would make for an interesting team so I campaigned for it to happen. I was just trying to make you happy Beard, I never meant to make you cry.
Cry? What the hell are you talking about?
Wait, you didnt cry? I cried for days after our breakup. Well now this isnt embarrassing or anything.
Look Talent, I get what you did. I just wish you came to me instead of playing this game as if you were trying to rekindle what we once had. All you had to do was make the call and we would have been good. I could never be mad at you. For some odd reason you get me and for an even weirder reason, I like you.
You like me? You really like me?!?!
Talent leaps into Beards arms, tears in his eyes. Beard has a stern look on his face but slowly begins to crack a smile as he embraces his former partner and friend.
It was good seeing you Talent. I hope everything works out for you my friend. And this isnt a goodbye, it is a see you later.
Beard walks out as Talent watches on, smile on his big Jewish face. A feint nose blowing can be heard as Beard exits as he shakes his head at Talents shenanigans.
Ahh there you are, Ive been looking all over for you.
Do you have a GPS hooked to me that Im unaware of?
Now why would I need a GPS? You left with this childish yet horrifying letter behind back at your motel room. Anywho, it is good to see you awake and going this beautiful morning.
Beard gives The Gent a thumbs up as Gent continues on.
We have a conundrum on our hands. You see, management has placed us in a top secret match that will kick off the Unscripted PPV.
Top secret? Bring it on.
It will be our biggest challenge. Our hands will be full for sure. As we will either be facing Celeste, Matt Tastic, or El Califa Dragon.
If I may, I think one of my old catchphrases would come in handy here. Time to beard em up and fu-
Stop. No need for that language monsieur. We need focus. Its time go beard or go home.
Now thats what Im talking about.
Beard gives his Gent a knuckle bump for stealing one of his mottos.
We mustnt waste any time Beard.
Gent and Beard walk off as they discuss strategy as they fade into the distance. The Local Talent peeps his head out of the bathroom exit and whispers under his breath.
If Beard has taught me anything, it is that with hard work you will persevere. And at Unscripted, their hard work will pay off. Goodbye my Beard, goodbye. *sniff*