Undertaker vs HHH 4, WM 29?

[Aryan_23]

This is a joke thread. Also not considering Taker's or anyone's age and health. So after HHH loses again at Wrestlemania 28, what will their match at Wrestlemania 29 be? I say Taker vs HHH 4 in a Last Man Standing match and HHH loses again. Wrestlemania 30, Taker vs HBK 3, Hell In A Cell, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 31, Taker vs HHH 5, Last Ride Match, HHH loses yet again. Wrestlemania 32, Taker vs HHH 6, Stretcher Match, HHH loses. Wrestlemania 33, Taker vs HBK 4, Ambulance Match, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 34, Taker vs HBK 5, Casket Match, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 35, Taker vs HHH 7, Hell In A Cell 2, HHH loses.

Wrestlemania 36, Taker vs HBK 6, Streak vs Career 2, Buried Alive Match, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 37, Taker vs Kane 3, Inferno Match, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 38, Taker vs Kane 4, Ambulance Match, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 39, Taker vs HHH 8, Hell In A Cell 3, HHH loses. Wrestlemania 40, Taker vs HHH 9, Streak vs Career, I Quit Match, HHH loses.
Wrestlemania 41, Taker vs Kane 5, Last Ride Match, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 42, Taker vs HBK 7, Streak vs Career 3, Strap Match, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 43, Taker vs HHH 10, Streak vs Career 2, Last Man Standing Match 2. HHH loses. Wrestlemania 44, Taker vs Flair, Career Threatening Match 2, Ambulance Match, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 45, Taker vs Flair, Career Threatening Match 3, Casket Match, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 46, Taker vs Kane 6, Streak vs Career, Punjabi Prison Match, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 47, Taker vs Hogan, No DQ, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 48, Taker vs Flair, Career Threatening Match 4, Hell In A Cell, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 49, Taker vs Vince and Hogan, Handicap Last Man Standing Match, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 50, Taker vs HHH, HBK, Kane, Flair, Hogan, Vince, 5 on 1 Handicap Careers vs Streak No DQ Gauntlet Match, Taker wins.

 

[Wrestlemania 20-0]

At Wrestlemania 50 Taker was 60 years old very aged and totally bared

 

[Aryan_23]

Wrestlemania 51, Taker vs Shane, Falls Count Anywhere Match, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 52, Taker vs Shane 2, Last Man Standing Match, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 53, Taker vs Shane 3, Steel Cage Match, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 54, Taker vs Cena, No DQ Match, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 55, Taker vs Shane 4, Ambulance Match, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 56, Taker vs Orton 2, Inferno Match, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 57, Taker vs Cena 2, Hell In A Cell, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 58, Taker vs Orton 3, Texas Bullrope Match, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 59, Taker vs Shane 5, Parking Lot Brawl, Taker wins. Wrestlemania 60, Taker vs Orton 4, Streak vs Career No DQ Match, Taker wins.

 

[Jerichoholic8894]

Taker is 99-0

He's looking to retire on his 100th win.

dust flies through the arena

Cowboy boots can be heard walking down the ramp

The larrge shadow sends chill down your back.

The man his standing there in his Maroon #7 Jersey

WM100 Undertaker vs Good 'ol Jim Ross in a Country Whippin match and boy this ones gonna be a slobber knocker

Jim Ross beats Undertaker like a government mule

 

[allketchupisnotthesame]

HA...you rattled off a whole bunch of different matches.

hilarious joke.

 

[Tyler44]

Wrestlemania 29:

The Undertaker vs. Dolph Ziggler
or
The Undertaker vs. Cody Rhodes
or
The Undertaker vs. Mason Ryan

They should be good by then, right? What a beautiful joke thread.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Uh...