Traded for Baseball bats WTF!

[A.J.]

McALLEN, Texas -- Even though small independent baseball leagues notoriously try to draw fans with promotions like "vasectomy night" and "midget wrestling," two teams had good reasons to swap a right-handed pitcher for 10 bats.

The Calgary Vipers of the Golden Baseball League couldn't get newly signed pitcher John Odom into Canada for immigration reasons.

And the Laredo Broncos of the United League were willing to take a cheap gamble on a pitcher.

Oh, and the Vipers really, really wanted some new bats.

So about a month after being acquired by a Canadian team, Odom found himself on the roster of a team on the Mexican border. All for the price of 10 Prairie Sticks Maple Bats, double-dipped black 34-inch C243 style.

According to the Prairie Sticks Web site, their maple bats retail for $69 a piece, discounted to $65.50 for purchases of six to 11 bats.

The Vipers had signed Odom, but it seems Odom had a "minor," but unspecified, criminal record that he did not reveal to immigration officials before they scanned his passport.

Calgary found the Broncos were willing to take Odom, but the Vipers weren't interested in any of the Laredo players.

Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press

Thats hilarious and to think if he is horrible; he will hear his new teammates say, "We should've kept the bats"

 

[jr4190]

I'd give up baseball.. That's embarrassing.

xD

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I'd give up baseball.. That's embarrassing.

xD

Holy crap. I've never been fond of Layla since she straightened her hair, but that ass is just.. DAMN!

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Holy crap. I've never been fond of Layla since she straightened her hair, but that ass is just.. DAMN!

Its Like two Pringles Kissing

 

[jr4190]

Holy crap. I've never been fond of Layla since she straightened her hair, but that ass is just.. DAMN!

Yes. Layla is my future wife y'know?


Hey, a man can dream!

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Yes. Layla is my future wife y'know?


Hey, a man can dream!

I wouldn't of married had it not been for THAT ASS! Just sayin'.. one of the requirements in marriage to me, is a nice lookin' backside. Not a big one, not a horribly looking one.. definately not a flat, no-nothing there one.. but a nice, I'll brb....

 

[jr4190]

I wouldn't of married had it not been for THAT ASS! Just sayin'.. one of the requirements in marriage to me, is a nice lookin' backside. Not a big one, not a horribly looking one.. definately not a flat, no-nothing there one.. but a nice, I'll brb....

You'll go blind doing that, Will.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

You'll go blind doing that, Will.

No Point in saying anything now jr. He'll be gone for awhile.

 

[jr4190]

No Point in saying anything now jr. He'll be gone for awhile.

Poor Will, he's gonna be blind.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

You'll go blind doing that, Will.

Not anymore I won't. I learned my lesson about laying down and jacking off/being jacked off. Never before did I think I'd have to use strategic maneuver's when experiencing pleasure.

 

[jr4190]

Not anymore I won't. I learned my lesson about laying down and jacking off/being jacked off. Never before did I think I'd have to use strategic maneuver's when experiencing pleasure.

Indeed. Getting it in the eye isn't fun..

&& lmao. That's getting sigged..

 

[Dark Blaze]

Oh crap, I was gonna sig that one too

 

[jr4190]

Oh crap, I was gonna sig that one too

 

[TheOneBigWill]

That's getting sigged..

Thats what I think everytime I see that picture of Layla and that ASS! I mean, man is there any other picture in the world that could possibly turn me on any quicker?! CRAP!

(Spiral, I know you're about to post a picture of a little girl or something of that nature.. I know it. )