Tonight! With Captain Insano

[The Insano Shiekh]

Welcome to my own talk show! I don't know when I'll post stuff- Maybe when I feel like it, but here's our schedule.

First Appearance

Guest- Mel Gibson

Musical Guest- Mel Gibso- Them Crooked Vultures

Second Appearance-

Guest- Drew Barrymore and Bill Clinton

Musical Guest- 'Nsync

Third Appearance-

Guest- The cast of Grown Ups

Musical Guest- A Special Duet from John Travolta and Ellen Degeneres.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

not ammused

 

[Hawkeye]

GO TO BED!

 

[Decarow]

(runs in and does the pin-wheel with my dick)

TAKE THAT ROSEY O'DONNEL

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Just stop

 

[Sully]

Isn't "Captain Insano" the name of Big Show's character in "The Waterboy" movie?

 

[Decarow]

Captain Insano shows no mercy

 

[The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh]

"Mr Insano. I notice that when you are opening up a can of whoop-assth, that you persthpire quite perfusthley. I..I...I.... I wasth wondering if you needed the skillsth of an experienced Waterboy?"

"That's cute kid. How old are you? 12? 13?"

"I'm 31 years old."

"......... (LHFAO) Man! That guys still a virgin!"