Finally. Our last filler PPV of the season.
Yeah, that's about it.
The (not so) shocking return of Steve "Steve" Borden and victory over TNA Champion, Jeff Hardy completely screwed with people's mind and left a completely psychedelic effect on the main event scene. Sting now sets to do battle with the former champ Jeff Hardy. Can The Icon defeat The Antichrist? Well, he is a born-again Christian. It shouldn't be so hard. Bets on a Bible On A Pole match?
RVD is still miffed about Hardy stabbing him in the back. Anderson got screwed by who is believed to be Cyrus. Why would it be so wrong? Spike was TNN. And people fault TNA for lack of continuity. Anyway, both men battle it out for the opportunity to battle the TNA World Champion in the main event of Lockdown.
Fourtune continues their battle with Immortal. As Fourtune's leader AJ Styles wrestles Matt Hardy who is managed by his next door neighbor, Ric Flair. Can AJ overcome this challenge and continue to derail Immortal? Or will he fall victim to the Epic Hunger of the "Cow Blooded" One? Is anybody really surprised that he has cow blood?
At Fayetteville, Ink Inc issued the challenge to Beer Money. A presumably drunk James Storm accepted. Hell, it beats the fuck out of Gunner and Murphy.
The two big men are about to square off again. But this time, it's a First Blood match. Will we see Hernandez hurdle Morgan with a Border Toss? Or will Morgan just run over him with the Carbon Footprint? Why would that matter? Cut a fucker up. You know, this would be a great place to have the TV title instead of it being sex feet under with Abyss.
Believe it or not, this match did not come about after a Thank Speech in which Tommy Dreamer cried. Ray was attacking Devon, the grass was growing and Dreamer just butted in. Swell.
Believe or not, the Knockout Division has 2 teams now. And they are about to do battle for the KO Tag titles. Which are not dead yet. Will Vel-Vel get involved? Meh. Probably.
Annnnd... Wait a minute. Last PPV, three of these guys were supposed to wrestle in a 3 Way to face the champ. Now we got all 3 and the champ. Well, at least it's Ultimate X. Wait. With fucking Robbie E in it? Oh dear.
All this and more. Probably. As we get rid, I mean make our last stop on the road to Lockdown. With Angle and Jarrett not on the card and talks about honeymoon, expect more sitcom like hijinks from this unbelievably dysfunctional family on what may be the next episode of "Angle and The Jarrett's".
Will you be here? No? Well fuck you.
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