This Is A Confusing Decision

[ABMorales787]

A really nice looking girl handed me a flyer. She threw me a rather flirty look. I ask what it is. Its a flyer for... *drumroll* A... ...beauty show?! As a nice and witty comeback, I ask if the flyer has her phone number. She responded by telling me to and find out. What do I do? She's hot, but go to a beauty show?

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Go to the show and fuck her later?

 

[ABMorales787]

Should I really risk going to a "beauty show"? Not my forte. I'm currently wearing baggy pants, a wrinkled NWO Wolfpac shirt and forgot to brush my hair. And I don't want a manicure.

 

[CH David]

Get laid.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Should I really risk going to a "beauty show"? Not my forte. I'm currently wearing baggy pants, a wrinkled NWO Wolfpac shirt and forgot to brush my hair. And I don't want a manicure.

If you don't you'll regret it later.

 

[Барбоса]

She was baiting you but only to get you to go to the beauty show. That is her job. I guarantee that you were not the only one to receive that flirty look today

 

[CH David]

She was baiting you but only to get you to go to the beauty show. That is her job. I guarantee that you were not the only one to receive that flirty look today

Shhh...let him go and think about getting laid. Dur...

 

[Барбоса]

Shhh...let him go and think about getting laid. Dur...

Sorry but I live quite relentlessly in the real world

 

[ABMorales787]

I think I'll go find her now.

 

[CH David]

Sorry but I live quite relentlessly in the real world

I know, but let the boy dream. He is only a youngen. Eh fuck it, I don't care anymore. I'm going to the range.

 

[Coco]

On principle alone, I normally make extremely snide comments when women handing out fliers or selling something flirt. I'm probably still bitter about not getting any ass in high school.

 

[ABMorales787]

Wow. She's already talking about dying my hair. Nope. Not going.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Ask her if she can give your pubes a perm

Please film her reaction

 

[Coco]

Extra points for making the Wolfpac hand sign?

 

[Razor]

Go to the show and fuck her later?

Lulz, he'd botch that like no other.

 

[Lee]

Her job is to flirt with guys to get them to come to the show and you think you have a chance

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Lulz, he'd botch that like no other.

Yeah, I've got a condom. *Pulls out a small bag of cocaine*

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

She was baiting you but only to get you to go to the beauty show. That is her job. I guarantee that you were not the only one to receive that flirty look today

This guys got it right. It's like what strippers do, they flirt with you to get your money, but no matter how much you spend you aren't going to take her home and bang her.

Don't waste your time bro.

 

[ABMorales787]

This guys got it right. It's like what strippers do, they flirt with you to get your money, but no matter how much you spend you aren't going to take her home and bang her.

Don't waste your time bro.

And thats the mistake most girls make with me. I hold my money closer to me than my own dignity. Either you make promises through legal contract or that diner at Chillis can fuck off.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

And thats the mistake most girls make with me. I hold my money closer to me than my own dignity. Either you make promises through legal contract or that diner at Chillis can fuck off.

Are you a virgin?

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

 

[ABMorales787]

Are you a virgin?

....hmmm... no....

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

....hmmm... no....

Ha ha I'll take your word for it but I find it hard to believe if you aren't willing to throw a little cash around for the prospect of poon.

 

[ABMorales787]

Ha ha I'll take your word for it but I find it hard to believe if you aren't willing to throw a little cash around for the prospect of poon.

Trust me. You go through what I've gone through and you wouldn't even leave your money in the bank.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Trust me. You go through what I've gone through and you wouldn't even leave your money in the bank.

I don't leave my money in a bank, dirty bastards