Lisa Lampanelli has told the Westboro Baptist Church that if they protest her show, it'll backfire on them. TMZ reports that the Westboro Churchrun by the Phelps family and infamous for their anti-homosexual agenda and protesting of funeralswants to protest Lampanelli's show in the church's hometown of Topeka, Kansas due to her support of gay rights. However, Lampanelli says that if they do, she'll donate $1,000 per protester to the nation's oldest HIV/AIDS prevention, treatment and care services provider, the Gay Men's Health Club.
"It's gonna be hilarious to write out the checks to the GMHC and have them send thank you notes to the WBC for their 'generous contributions,'" said Lampanelli. "I'd love to see their inbred faces when they open those thank you notes! Hopefully their jaws will drop so fast that their three remaining teeth and cro-magnon foreheads will plummet to the floor."
