This Ain't No Make Believe: John Morrison HQ

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  1. GI Cake

    GI Cake Thank God For Sodamy.

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    Open Your Eyes and See. John Morrison is the future WZ VI winner.

    John Morrison is the modern day, Wrestling Rock star. His ring attire, his long black hair, his bedazzled Sunglasses, his amazing, almost supernatural athleticism, and cat like reflexes made him a star in the eyes of his fans and viewers.

    John Morrison is a four time Tag Team Champion. Three with Joey Mercury, and one with WWE Superstar, The Miz. After finishing his career as a Tag Team Specialist, he went onto a singles career where he quickly found success and became the WWEECW Heavyweight Champion.

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    Yup, this counts...Sorta?

    After Morrison finished his career in ECW. He quickly put himself into the spotlight on Friday Night Smackdown. He won the Intercontinental Champion three different times. During which, he was successful over the likes of Dolph Ziggler, Chris Jericho, and Rey Mysterio.

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    Easily had the Coolest Entrance in Professional Wrestling.​


    You can say what you want about his backstage antics and his rocky relationship with Melina. But John Morrison was easily a staple in the WWE and the guy one good step away from the Main-Event.

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    Next Eminem? I think so.

    If you don't support John Morrison, the JoMo Sapiens will eat your lunch.
     
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  2. ScreaminNormanSmiley

    ScreaminNormanSmiley formerly ScreaminNormanSmiley

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    He was a step away from making the main event? Yep, he deserves to beat placed above every other wrestler.
     
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  3. The Talon

    The Talon Occasional Pre-Show

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    I still fucking love that "Eat Your Lunch: t-shirt.


    That being said, this is my reaction to all this:

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  4. IHW

    IHW WZCW's Brent Blaze

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    I may vote for him a few times just for that rap.
     
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  5. Rainbow Yaz

    Rainbow Yaz Sing about me, I'm dying of thirst
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    I like JoMo so unless he goes up against one of my absolute favs early he will get a couple votes from me. I just wonder why he can't translate the stuff he does in his videos and commercials into decent promo work
     
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  6. FlexAmerican Dynamite

    FlexAmerican Dynamite RIP Cooper's Title Reign

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    If he can make good youtube videos it's unacceptable how he can't make a good face promo.
     
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  7. JGlass

    JGlass Unregistered User

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    The only way John Morrison gets out of the first round is if you base your entire argument on his evasiveness. Good luck, and godspeed.
     
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  8. Big Sexy

    Big Sexy Deadly Rap Cannibal

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    To be honest, I don't even think John Morrison was in last years tournament which means he likely won't be in this years either. Thank god.
     
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  9. GOATTheRock99

    GOATTheRock99 Dark Match Jobber

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    A jomo hater... Not cool!
     
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  10. Remy LaCroix

    Remy LaCroix Lou Thesz' Favorite Son

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    I approve this message.
     
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  11. ¡Roján!

    ¡Roján! Down with the trumpets.

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    AND IF YOU DON'T EAT LUNCH, WE GONNA EAT YO BRUNCH.
     
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  12. Pay Per Ghost

    Pay Per Ghost What they f*ck happened in the thread section here

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    I never knew troll threads were allowed here.

    Anyway, no. No no JoMo.


    Someone else. Less fired.
     
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  13. D-Man

    D-Man Gone but never forgotten.

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    I can't believe this thread exists and someone was serious when they posted it.

    LULZ.
     
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  14. Alex

    Alex King Of The Wasteland

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    I like John Morrison and all but I just can't justify voting for him over pretty much everyone who's going to be in the tournament
     
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  15. D-Man

    D-Man Gone but never forgotten.

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    I could put up a good argument that Hacksaw Jim Duggan would go over Morrison. That says a LOT.
     
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  16. Pay Per Ghost

    Pay Per Ghost What they f*ck happened in the thread section here

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    Not surprising. Duggan is way ahead of Morrison. Melina is a lady compared to all the HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs Duggan's bagged.
     
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  17. DirtyJosé

    DirtyJosé Best angle of all: retirement

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  18. GI Cake

    GI Cake Thank God For Sodamy.

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  19. The Talon

    The Talon Occasional Pre-Show

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    :lmao: LMAO man! LMAO!
     
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  20. ¡Roján!

    ¡Roján! Down with the trumpets.

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    You are really in no position to laugh at anyone, you screw-up of a foetus. Don't you have a debate to chicken out of?
     
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  21. The Talon

    The Talon Occasional Pre-Show

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  22. GI Cake

    GI Cake Thank God For Sodamy.

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    Sigh. Time to put away all the John Morrison flags and T-Shirts. Hopefully next year is different.
     
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  23. The Brain

    The Brain King Of The Ring

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    He's going to have to have one hell of a year for next year to be any different. Morrison wasn't even listed among those who got votes but missed the cut. That means not a single member of the panel voted him in their top 128. Considering his current state of (un)employment I don't think Morrison's chances are very good next year either.
     
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  24. Miko

    Miko WATCHA GONNA DO, BROTHER!?

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    Hacksaw Jim Duggan was better than John Morrison. Amazing, so can I. Debators League missed out when I didnt sign up.
     
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  25. D-Man

    D-Man Gone but never forgotten.

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    No way... If you signed up, it wouldn't have been fair. They would've been worm-food to your unbeatable debating methods.
     
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