Things I've Learned From Total Divas

[Cena's Little Helper]

1) In real life, John Cena comes off as a humble, hard-working dude.
2) Bryan Danielson secretly wishes he was John Cena, and his relationship with Brie Bella will not last.
3) Eva Marie is the biggest star fucker since Sunny, and I wish I was a WWE superstar right now just so I could get a taste.
4) Why the fuck are the Funkadactyls on this show? They're ugly as shit and should be replaced by AJ and Kaitlyn.
5) In real life, Fandango is just as androgynous as his character, and he probably gets to crush a lot of pussy because of this.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

I have both episodes DVR'd. I have yet to be so bored that I finally watch them. If it's not so bad it's good, I'm going to be very disappointed.

 

[Mac Attack]

I have both episodes DVR'd. I have yet to be so bored that I finally watch them. If it's not so bad it's good, I'm going to be very disappointed.

Oddly enough I just find it...good.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Oddly enough I just find it...good.

Yeah, but Macios, given your clear stance in defending this show since it was announced, your opinion comes off as a little biased. No offense, just stating perception.

 

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You can tell what parts are fake easily though. Bryan grew up in a rustic background yet can't chop a piece of wood in several minutes(how long was it? 3 minutes?)?

To summarize: Brian is uglier, weaker, less famous and poorer than John Cena, his house is small and classless, and he can’t chop a single log in three minutes. Perhaps Brad Maddox was right?

 

[Mr. Book This Section]

Haven't watched it. I probably will for Faaaaaaan Daaaaaaaaaan Goooooooo

 

[Coco]

You can tell what parts are fake easily though. Bryan grew up in a rustic background yet can't chop a piece of wood in several minutes(how long was it? 3 minutes?)?

To summarize: Brian is uglier, weaker, less famous and poorer than John Cena, his house is small and classless, and he can’t chop a single log in three minutes. Perhaps Brad Maddox was right?

Nobody gets butthurt and indignant quicker than a Daniel Bryan fan.

Which really explains why his popularity sky-rocketed after WrestleMania 28.

 

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Nobody gets butthurt and indignant quicker than a Daniel Bryan fan.

Which really explains why his popularity sky-rocketed after WrestleMania 28.

I'm hardly butthurt but leave it to you to jump to these things. That's basically what the show was saying.

 

[Coco]

I'm hardly butthurt

Because all the previous ass-fucking loosened you up to a point where you're beyond pain?

 

[.]

Because all the previous ass-fucking loosened you up to a point where you're beyond pain?

*With nothing else to say, Coco retracts to age old gay joke*

Cute.

 

[Coco]

I'm not joking.

 

[.]

YouTube commentator level comebacks.

 

[Coco]

YouTube commentator level comebacks.

Were you born a humourless cunt or do we have the priest who raped you as a child to thank for that?

 

[.]

Were you born a humourless cunt or do we have the priest who raped you as a child to thank for that?

That was my humorous response to your homorous response. Should i start using this to express humor know or should all text be a nice shade of green to indicate a joke?

 

[Mac Attack]

The show did more viewers than last week's Sunday edition. (Yes it beat TNA again.) Nobody is getting an apology from me.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Trash TV sells. It's why every other country secretly wants us to be nuked off the face of the earth.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

That was my humorous response to your homorous response. Should i start using this to express humor know or should all text be a nice shade of green to indicate a joke?

Typo, intententional, or Freudian slip?

 

[.]

Typo. Did it off a tablet earlier before leaving for work.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I like it, I'm adding it to my vocabulary.

Ellen Degeneres is homorous.

The fat on Modern Family is homorous on the show but not in real life.

NPH is humorous on How I Met Your Mother but some question how homorous he is in real life.

This is a thing now. Everyone is using this term and no one is offended. It's in the lexicon.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Trash TV sells. It's why every other country secretly wants us to be nuked off the face of the earth.

I don't think this has anything to do with why other countries hate America. People around the world love Jerry Springer and pro wrestling. Also, didn't we get Big Brother from the UK?

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Well... we gave them Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, so we've evened the score with them. Actually, most countries think our TV's trash. Even though the UK's just as bad

 

[LSN80]

The show did more viewers than last week's Sunday edition. (Yes it beat TNA again.) Nobody is getting an apology from me.

But as I said earlier, its "reality" TV. People flock in droves to watch it these days, especially when a new one starts.

 

[hatehabsforever]

The thing I learned from watching Total Divas is that if I'm lying in the couch, I'm comfortable, and I can't reach the remote control, I truly can watch absolutely anything on TV, regardless of how terrible it may be.

 

[LSN80]

1) In real life, John Cena comes off as a humble, hard-working dude.

Agree with this completely.

2) Bryan Danielson secretly wishes he was John Cena, and his relationship with Brie Bella will not last.

He seemed insecure in comparison to Cena, but generally more laid-back then insecure. Seeing how he's been with Brie for almost 3 years, I'd give their relationship a better shot then Cena and Nikki's.

3) Eva Marie is the biggest star fucker since Sunny, and I wish I was a WWE superstar right now just so I could get a taste.

Even moreso then Kelly Kelly?

That, and wasn't she the one who got engaged Sunday? No chance she'ld cheat on him with a Johnny Curtis or a Randy Orton.

4) Why the fuck are the Funkadactyls on this show? They're ugly as shit and should be replaced by AJ and Kaitlyn.

Because they're train wrecks as human beings, especially Cameron or whatever the heck her name is, and train wrecks make for fun TV.

I'd tune in just to watch her boyfriend, Vincent, get his ass kicked by Brodus. For the entire hour. Just Brodus beating him up while he screams "You suck" at Cameron. The entire hour.

5) In real life, Fandango is just as androgynous as his character, and he probably gets to crush a lot of pussy because of this.

He seemed like an ok dude as well. Odds that he's nailed Summer Rae already?

I had no desire to see it, but my wife loves reality TV, nd I'm glad she talked me into watching it with her. It's truly a fun train wreck.



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[George Steele's Barber]

I wonder how much of the audience are non-fans. I'm guessing based on the number of folks here that watched it the majority are the ones already watching Raw, just more *********ing with Totally Divas.

LSN - one person doesn't make much of a focus group, but does watching Totally Divas make your wife want to watch Raw?

Any bump or mainstream acceptance would be good for WWE.