Things i learnt in high school

[Sparky]

that you wasn't supposed to know.

a Swig of Tomato sauce disguises the smell of smoke.
The fire alarms never went off in the boys toilet.
How to lie. ( the dog really did eat my homework miss)
Christian girls put out the most.

 

[klunderbunker]

The motto my friends and I lived by in High School:

Did anyone get arrested? "no" Did anyone die? "no" Then you're fine.

 

[Spunky]

I learnt how to make a pipe bomb, And had a successful career terrorizing people since.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I learned that if you tie a condom onto someone's tailpipe with a rubber band, it will sound like something exploded under their hood (for British people, this is what you refer to as a bonnet) once they start their car. Consequently, they will get out wondering what the fuck happened while everyone else laughs at the busted condom on their tailpipe.

 

[HBK-aholic]

My teacher explained what a napalm bomb was by telling us how to make one.

 

[Spunky]

I learned that if you tie a condom onto someone's tailpipe with a rubber band, it will sound like something exploded under their hood (for British people, this is what you refer to as a bonnet) once they start their car. Consequently, they will get out wondering what the fuck happened while everyone else laughs at the busted condom on their tailpipe.

We know what a fucking hood is, We aint all farmers

That does sound like a awesome trick.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Apologies, I didn't mean it like that. I drove around once with an English girl who kept on talking about a bonnet and a boot, and I was like, what the fuck is she talking about?

 

[HBK-aholic]

Tell me you know what a boot is.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

After asking the woman I mentioned, yes, I did find out what she meant by boot.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I learned how to make a bong out of anything. Not proud of it. I have a tortured past

 

[Mr. TM]

Apple Bongs?

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Apple Bongs, Orange Bongs, Pop cans, pop bottles, toilet paper rolls, pens, anything you name it, Ive made a bong out of it. My friends used to call me Stoney Macgyver.


I have a tortured past

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

I'm still in High School. I've learned how to break into the newer building using a pen and disable the alarm.

I've learned how to get into the old tunnels and bomb shelter under the football field.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Apple Bongs, Orange Bongs, Pop cans, pop bottles, toilet paper rolls, pens, anything you name it, Ive made a bong out of it. My friends used to call me Stoney Macgyver.


I have a tortured past

 

[jazwaz1]

In high school, I learned to hack into the FBI database....






















..... kidding.

 

[Sparky]

In high school, I learned to hack into the FBI database....






















..... kidding.

Really? I wonder if you could help me, Umm.... Edit my folder?