The WZ Spam Zone Wrestling Caption Thread

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Alright folks, I asked Dagger Dias about this and he said it should be alright.


There's the meme thread, and that's not what this is. This isn't memes. This is very simply finding any wrestling-related picture on ye olde Google search and captioning it to get a pop from the other forumers. Please feel free to use some more taboo topics or whatever, they tend to make it better.

WWE is PG.

This thread is not.


Like so....

Flair: Let's fuck 'em before they're dead!






See?


I tend to get a kick from more morbid captions like this... might not be everyone's cup of tea....

Ric really set a bad example at Reid's funeral.









So then I lighten it up with something like this....

Austin: You're gonna watch the sumbitchin' Sound of Music you piece of trash!!!

Vince: NO AUSTIN, DAMNIT!! NO!!! I WILL *NEVER* WATCH THE SOUND OF MUSIC YOU SONOFABIIIITCH!!!! *NEVER*!!!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Lawler: I'm takin' a SHIT!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Trump: I'M TELLIN' YA THE GAYS WILL NEVER MARRY EVER NEVER!!! ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND STEVE!!

Vince: (nervous laughter) heh... uh tone it down a notch Big Donnie. We're only here to promote WrestleMania 23.

 

[klunderbunker]

These aren't funny.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Occasionally I like taking a non-wrestling picture even and making a wrestling gag with it.

Detective Goren: The Shield got another one. That damn triple powerbomb....

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

These aren't funny.

Do a funny one, boss! Contribute, show me what you think is funny.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Evil Tenay: IF YOU DON'T SIT DOWN I WILL CORNHOLE YOUR WIFE, DON!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Tenay has waited for Lex to be in a prone position to express his true feelings.

Tenay: FUCK YOU, LEX!!! FUCK YOU!!! YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT WITH YOUR FUCKIN' ABS AND MUSCLES?! HUH?! I RUN AN INTERNET FORUM!! YEAH!! FUCK YOU!!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Jesse: ARE THE SHIELD INDICATIVE OF THE BILDERBERGER CONSPIRACY IN LEAGUE WITH THE MCMAHON FAMILY?! LINDA MCMAHON IS PART OF THE MAINLINE GLOBALIST AGENDA WITH HER SENATE CAMPAIGN!!

ALEX, THE MCMAHON FAMILY IS SEEKING TO PUT A BOSTON CRAB ON THE POLITICS OF CONNECTICUT!!!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Jesse Ventura: ROMAN REIGNS IS CLEARLY A REFERENCE ALEX, TO THE ROMAN EMPIRE! THE ROMAN EMPIRE STILL LIVES ON TODAY, IT'S JUST CALLED THE BRITISH EMPIRE! ALEX DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BRITISH EMPIRE ARE IN LEAGUE WITH THE REPTILIAN ALIENS WHO DEMANDED THAT THE AMERICANS DO 9/11 ON THEMSELVES? WE 9/11'ED OURSELVES ALEX!! THINK ABOUT THAT!

THAT'S LIKE THE DUDLEYS HITTING A 3D ON THEMSELVES!! IT'S MIND BOGGLING. HOW WOULD THE USOS EVER HIT THEMSELVES WITH A TOP ROPE SPLASH? I'LL TELL YOU! THERMITE!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Tenay: WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!

DW: Don't open the box, Mike!!!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Wesley: Cena vs Rock AGAIN? I mean seriously...

Worf: *barely restraining himself from murder*

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

I can see why you were given permission to do these.

Because there is no danger of this getting over.

 

[D-Man]

This is the most UN-funny thread I've seen in quite some time.

Like, funny is here -----> O

And you're....





















































































Here.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

I like this guy. He's like that lady from Family Guy that tells jokes that only Stewie likes.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

The fuck did I stumble upon?

 

[Cereal Killer]

No offence but these are pretty crap. Hand the thread over to Chrome.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Oh noes, the Comedy Committee has rendered their judgments against me!!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Gene: I said "Look Vince, we gotta get some tarp, some lime, some bleach, and a bonesaw. We gotta make this dead girl go away pronto." And that was the evening when he first pitched the idea of WrestleMania to me.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Mean Gene: Andy is it true that you call your asshole a "DREAMCATCHER"?

Reba: Hello WrestleMania!! I'm Reba!! My cooter smells worse than the state of Kentucky!

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Jesse The Body: "THE TRUTH ABOUT FUKUSHIMA IS THAT IT WAS A NUCLEAR BLAST SET OFF BY THE ILLUMINATI IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN BECAUSE JAPAN WOULDN'T PLAY BALL. BUT ELVIRA PLAYS WITH BALLS. I'M GONNA FUKUSHIMA HER IN THE BROWN EYE."

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Jesse: "ELVIRA I'M NOT ASHAMED TO ADMIT THAT I WOULD 9/11 THOSE TITS SO HARD. I WOULD LITERALLY 18/22 THOSE TITS. I USED TO BE A GREEN BERET OR A MARINE OR SOMETHING, I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND THE TRUTH ABOUT FLIGHT 93.... IT WAS MY PENIS AND IT HAD SEX WITH YOU."

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Steph: "Are you stoned, Hulk?"
Hulk: ....
Steph: "Hulk?"
Hulk: "OH YEAH. SORRY I WAS ANSWERING TELEPATHICALLY!"

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Reverend: AND YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE!!!
(applause)
Macho Man: (whispering) ... I did statutory rape on Stephanie McMahon when she was 16.

 

[CripplerBenoitFan]

Reid's funeral... continued.

Ric: YOU WANT TO GET IN THIS ASS HULK?! WOOO! YOU WANT IN THIS DIRTY BIRD ASS?!