The Wrestlezone Tournament: Proving it is possible to make drinking alone at your computer even more pathetic than it actually is!
The point of the game is essentially the same as any drinking game played in history; something happens, you drink, your liver hates you, you wind up getting divorced, and you lose a name bet with Sam to become the next in his growing Dagger Dias army. So without further ado, allow me to introduce the rules!
You take a drink when any of the following happens;
1. Someone overrates the value of a dead wrestler. It's one thing to like a dead guy, it's another to argue a dead wrestler would have a better career if he didn't die, and therefore should win. It isn't your job to hump a corpse; that's WWE's job, brotha.
2. Someone starts a sentence with "he could have been world champion." If I have to hear one more time how Curt Hennig deserved to be world champion, I'm going to drown kittens. He wasn't a champion; get over it. Christ.
3. Anytime a puro wrestler is judged for a supposed lack of promo ability. Take two drinks if this is done for Lucha Libre wrestlers.
4. Anyone aside from Gelgarin implies they have watched a Lou Thesz match. And perhaps Tastycles.
5. Take a drink when someone is described as the face of a certain countries type of wrestling, and it isn't El Santo. Take five shots if that argument is used for the big fatty, Big Daddy. After all, he may be "the face of British wrestling", but he caused the downfall of British wrestling, too. And he's a fatty, you see. So five shots.
6. Take a drink when nightmare posts. I promise you, you'll need it.
7. When someone tries to use the logic of A beat B, B beat C, so is A is greater than C, you drink. Drink twice if C has beaten A at some point.
8. "Wrestler X can't climb a ladder". That's a drinking. Multiply that by five if the person has won cage matches in the past.
Since it would be redundant to say that you get to force someone to take a drink, and it might as well be added to the above list of rules; you can make everyone drink if.
1. You manage to make someone butthurt; two drinks if it's a mod, three for a g-mod
2. You are nightmare, and you post. Yes, the transitive property does work here.
3. You convince enough people to vote that even though a person wouldn't normally beat his opponent, that the gimmick match means they'll win. Because hey, the world needs some more idiots.
Now, the upsets; everyone loves to drink, and everyone loves upsets. So, in the first round, have a drink for the difference between the favored wrestler, and the underdog. If a 17 beats a sixteen, take a drink. If the 18 beats the 15, take three drinks.
Every round, multiply the upsets drink times two. That 16 take down a 1? Guess what? You're taking 30 sips, man.
And then finally; the 40 pouring. Here, you save a 40, specifically for that one special wrestler you hold dear to your heart. Keep it unopened as long as he's winning. But once he's out; pour a little on the curb, and chug that 40.
More rules as I come up with them, and aren't typing this on my phone
The point of the game is essentially the same as any drinking game played in history; something happens, you drink, your liver hates you, you wind up getting divorced, and you lose a name bet with Sam to become the next in his growing Dagger Dias army. So without further ado, allow me to introduce the rules!
You take a drink when any of the following happens;
1. Someone overrates the value of a dead wrestler. It's one thing to like a dead guy, it's another to argue a dead wrestler would have a better career if he didn't die, and therefore should win. It isn't your job to hump a corpse; that's WWE's job, brotha.
2. Someone starts a sentence with "he could have been world champion." If I have to hear one more time how Curt Hennig deserved to be world champion, I'm going to drown kittens. He wasn't a champion; get over it. Christ.
3. Anytime a puro wrestler is judged for a supposed lack of promo ability. Take two drinks if this is done for Lucha Libre wrestlers.
4. Anyone aside from Gelgarin implies they have watched a Lou Thesz match. And perhaps Tastycles.
5. Take a drink when someone is described as the face of a certain countries type of wrestling, and it isn't El Santo. Take five shots if that argument is used for the big fatty, Big Daddy. After all, he may be "the face of British wrestling", but he caused the downfall of British wrestling, too. And he's a fatty, you see. So five shots.
6. Take a drink when nightmare posts. I promise you, you'll need it.
7. When someone tries to use the logic of A beat B, B beat C, so is A is greater than C, you drink. Drink twice if C has beaten A at some point.
8. "Wrestler X can't climb a ladder". That's a drinking. Multiply that by five if the person has won cage matches in the past.
Since it would be redundant to say that you get to force someone to take a drink, and it might as well be added to the above list of rules; you can make everyone drink if.
1. You manage to make someone butthurt; two drinks if it's a mod, three for a g-mod
2. You are nightmare, and you post. Yes, the transitive property does work here.
3. You convince enough people to vote that even though a person wouldn't normally beat his opponent, that the gimmick match means they'll win. Because hey, the world needs some more idiots.
Now, the upsets; everyone loves to drink, and everyone loves upsets. So, in the first round, have a drink for the difference between the favored wrestler, and the underdog. If a 17 beats a sixteen, take a drink. If the 18 beats the 15, take three drinks.
Every round, multiply the upsets drink times two. That 16 take down a 1? Guess what? You're taking 30 sips, man.
And then finally; the 40 pouring. Here, you save a 40, specifically for that one special wrestler you hold dear to your heart. Keep it unopened as long as he's winning. But once he's out; pour a little on the curb, and chug that 40.
More rules as I come up with them, and aren't typing this on my phone
