The War on Hipsterism!

[It's Damn Real!]

http://www.brooklynpaper.com/stories/33/33/dtg_bikecrusader_2010_08_13_bk.html

“If I get the right people together, we will go down Bedford Avenue at 4 am and inject every bike lock on the strip with Krazy Glue,” said the vigilante, whom we’re calling “The Bike Crusader.”

“There is a bike crisis. Every pole in the neighborhood is littered with them. … These Yuppies are running the whole damn city, and I’m left to my own devices.”

The Crusader’s beef rests with the bikers and the city officials who “allow them into the neighborhood.” The city’s move to widen the sidewalks at N. Seventh Street and Bedford Avenue to make way for bike parking, the U-shaped bike racks lining the sidewalks, and the “failure” by cops to remove bikes locked to city-owned signage left the Crusader stewing in a pot of anger.

Amazing!

 

[Coco]

I'm listening to the Punk/Cabana podcast right now, and Punk just shit on hipsters. Good timing.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

Shitting on hipsters actually helps to clean them up.

 

[Coco]

Punk wouldn't grace them with that. He really isn't a fan of people.

 

[Next Jericho]

You have got to be kidding me a group of bikers own a city. Did any one think off running them over in their car.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Next jericho is an idiot, and this is a noble cause. Fuck hipsters.

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

I hated hipsters before it was cool.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

When wasn't it cool to hate total fucking douchebag losers?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Im disapointed you didnt get the joke angel

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I'm sorry SNS. I get it now. I think.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

A hipster would definitely "get it"