Serious Mozzarella
Special Victims Unit
You can only choose one. Choose wisely, my friends. Choose wisely.
1. $30 will appear in your pocket or bank account once, every day, for the rest of your life.
2. You can telepathically control any person in the world and "become" them for 25 minutes at a time. This is extremely exhausting, and you can't do it more than 3 times a day. After years and years of doing it, you can manage 5 times a day.
3. You can stop time and move around for up to 35 minutes a day.
4. At the cost of your lega being removed at the hip, you can live forever. You can still die from accidents, but you will never naturally die. You will always be (and look) as healthy as a 21 year old.
5. You become a random animal. When you die as that animal, you become another random animal. This repeats forever. If the Earth is somehow destroyed some time in the future, you will become another sort of animal, on some distant planet. You could kill yourself on purpose to become a different animal at any time, but you still feel pain. You also keep your same conscience and intelligence.
6. Your intelligence is increased by 70%.
7. An opposite sex (or same sex, if you choose) clone of yourself appears in your house. They live until you die. They have any knowledge you gain.
8. Anything you ask is completely answered by an all knowing voice in your head. You can only ask 3 questions a day. The being will not answer question that directly lead to you getting money (lottery info, gambling, or stock info). Lastly, the being will not tell you how to violate the laws of physics (asking it how to fly or turn invisible won't work).
9. You can turn invisible every time you hold your breath, for as long as you can hold your breath. In addition, you can hold your breath for 70% longer.
10. You gain a life-soundtrack. The perfect song will always be playing based on what you're doing. You will never get tired of it. Seeming to come from your ears, others can hear it, too (and won't be weirded out by it). You can switch it on and off at will.
11. You get a no-maintenance pet tiger. He will always be your bro, and never harm you. He will follow your orders and do anything you want. He will die when you die, and is always happy when around you.
12. You gain the ability to float around in the air, no faster than your running speed.
13. You instantly become the second most attractive person ever.
14. You gain any 3 sports cars of your choice. If you wreck one, a completely new one appears in your garage. You can sell them or give them away, but every time you do, it takes 10 years off your life.
15. You can halve your lifespan for the ability to teleport anywhere, as much as you want, for the rest of your life.
16. You become extremely lucky for the rest of your life. It seems like everything that happens, happens in your favor. However, you become unlucky with health related issues.
17. When you go to sleep, you enter the life of a random person who just woke up, anywhere else in the world. You are now them, so you effectively begin living two lives. When you wake up back to yourself, you feel completely rested.
18. You get to start over at age 5, and keep all the knowledge and maturity you have now.
19. You can bring back anyone from the dead once a year and let them live for 10 years before they magically disappear for good.
20. You will never get tired, and never have the urge to sleep again. If you do force yourself to sleep, it just extends your life the amount of time you sleep.
21. You get a 60% discount on everything purchasable.
22. You're transported back to the Jurassic Period of time, or any other time where dinosaurs roam the Earth. Luckily, there's a random mansion with hundreds of different types of weapons, ammunition, and entertainment, as well as a helicopter and a jeep with virtually unlimited fuel. You also have unlimited food and water. You can bring with you ONE person, and you can never return to the future.
23. You never have to eat or drink water, and will be permanently healthy and fit. You can still eat and enjoy food and drinks, if you choose. You can still die from disease and old age, or accidents.
24. You can experience the effects of any drug that exists in the world as much as you want, when you want, with no negative effects at all.
25. You can move things telepathically, up to 10 tons.
26. You can move back in time at LEAST 150 years, and bring any 5 items from your current time with you.
27. You can transport 100 years into the future. You can not come back.
28. You instantly gain the knowledge of all fighting styles and fighting information in existence. You also gain a perfectly balance, healthy, strong body.
29. You become a completely omnipotent being that can fly around and appear anywhere in the universe. However, you can't change or influence anything that happens.
30. You get to party with Bill Gates every weekend. When he dies, you inherit 15% of his wealth.
31. Everyone in the entire world appears naked to you, no matter what.
32. You get to design a completely new, intelligent organism to observe as it builds its own society, lives, and evolves. You get to control any of the animals living on the random planet with the organisms you made, but never get to control one of them.
33. The world's energy problem is completely solved, as well as the limited water problem. In addition, scientists develop a way to instantly travel across the universe within the next 5 years, completely available to the public. You get no credit for any of these achievements.
34. You become an immortal ghost that can roam the earth to watch and observe things. You can cause people to see scary things, throwing items around and such. You can directly kill someone as a ghost, but if you are seen by more than 3 people, you die. You have to kill at least 1 person every day, or you die.
1. $30 will appear in your pocket or bank account once, every day, for the rest of your life.
2. You can telepathically control any person in the world and "become" them for 25 minutes at a time. This is extremely exhausting, and you can't do it more than 3 times a day. After years and years of doing it, you can manage 5 times a day.
3. You can stop time and move around for up to 35 minutes a day.
4. At the cost of your lega being removed at the hip, you can live forever. You can still die from accidents, but you will never naturally die. You will always be (and look) as healthy as a 21 year old.
5. You become a random animal. When you die as that animal, you become another random animal. This repeats forever. If the Earth is somehow destroyed some time in the future, you will become another sort of animal, on some distant planet. You could kill yourself on purpose to become a different animal at any time, but you still feel pain. You also keep your same conscience and intelligence.
6. Your intelligence is increased by 70%.
7. An opposite sex (or same sex, if you choose) clone of yourself appears in your house. They live until you die. They have any knowledge you gain.
8. Anything you ask is completely answered by an all knowing voice in your head. You can only ask 3 questions a day. The being will not answer question that directly lead to you getting money (lottery info, gambling, or stock info). Lastly, the being will not tell you how to violate the laws of physics (asking it how to fly or turn invisible won't work).
9. You can turn invisible every time you hold your breath, for as long as you can hold your breath. In addition, you can hold your breath for 70% longer.
10. You gain a life-soundtrack. The perfect song will always be playing based on what you're doing. You will never get tired of it. Seeming to come from your ears, others can hear it, too (and won't be weirded out by it). You can switch it on and off at will.
11. You get a no-maintenance pet tiger. He will always be your bro, and never harm you. He will follow your orders and do anything you want. He will die when you die, and is always happy when around you.
12. You gain the ability to float around in the air, no faster than your running speed.
13. You instantly become the second most attractive person ever.
14. You gain any 3 sports cars of your choice. If you wreck one, a completely new one appears in your garage. You can sell them or give them away, but every time you do, it takes 10 years off your life.
15. You can halve your lifespan for the ability to teleport anywhere, as much as you want, for the rest of your life.
16. You become extremely lucky for the rest of your life. It seems like everything that happens, happens in your favor. However, you become unlucky with health related issues.
17. When you go to sleep, you enter the life of a random person who just woke up, anywhere else in the world. You are now them, so you effectively begin living two lives. When you wake up back to yourself, you feel completely rested.
18. You get to start over at age 5, and keep all the knowledge and maturity you have now.
19. You can bring back anyone from the dead once a year and let them live for 10 years before they magically disappear for good.
20. You will never get tired, and never have the urge to sleep again. If you do force yourself to sleep, it just extends your life the amount of time you sleep.
21. You get a 60% discount on everything purchasable.
22. You're transported back to the Jurassic Period of time, or any other time where dinosaurs roam the Earth. Luckily, there's a random mansion with hundreds of different types of weapons, ammunition, and entertainment, as well as a helicopter and a jeep with virtually unlimited fuel. You also have unlimited food and water. You can bring with you ONE person, and you can never return to the future.
23. You never have to eat or drink water, and will be permanently healthy and fit. You can still eat and enjoy food and drinks, if you choose. You can still die from disease and old age, or accidents.
24. You can experience the effects of any drug that exists in the world as much as you want, when you want, with no negative effects at all.
25. You can move things telepathically, up to 10 tons.
26. You can move back in time at LEAST 150 years, and bring any 5 items from your current time with you.
27. You can transport 100 years into the future. You can not come back.
28. You instantly gain the knowledge of all fighting styles and fighting information in existence. You also gain a perfectly balance, healthy, strong body.
29. You become a completely omnipotent being that can fly around and appear anywhere in the universe. However, you can't change or influence anything that happens.
30. You get to party with Bill Gates every weekend. When he dies, you inherit 15% of his wealth.
31. Everyone in the entire world appears naked to you, no matter what.
32. You get to design a completely new, intelligent organism to observe as it builds its own society, lives, and evolves. You get to control any of the animals living on the random planet with the organisms you made, but never get to control one of them.
33. The world's energy problem is completely solved, as well as the limited water problem. In addition, scientists develop a way to instantly travel across the universe within the next 5 years, completely available to the public. You get no credit for any of these achievements.
34. You become an immortal ghost that can roam the earth to watch and observe things. You can cause people to see scary things, throwing items around and such. You can directly kill someone as a ghost, but if you are seen by more than 3 people, you die. You have to kill at least 1 person every day, or you die.
