In the words of the immortal Bob Dylan..."you better start swimmin' or you'll sink like a stone for the times they are a-changin'."
It isn't like anyone hasn't realized but the WWE is at a crossroads right now. Ratings are plummeting, characters are boring, storylines are forgotten, dropped, or constantly in flux. Creative has no idea what to do with old or new characters. New characters are introduced only to be dropped a week later while old characters are un-retired and put into feuds that have been occuring since January.
For the first time since I have been reading wrestlezone (1998), one thing is painfully clear. Everyone wants change, but no one is sure how to change it. The fact is if the WWE keeps down this path it will crash and burn. But the problem comes in when anyone is asked what they want to see done differently. So, here is my manifesto for what the WWE needs to do immediately to change their product. I call on every IWC member to tear my post to shreds. Call me stupid call me lame. Just bring something to the table if you do it.
1. Enough with the brand split. It was an experiment, it has failed. Ratings would immediately skyrocket, belts would have better fueds because of more talent and storylines would actually be developed within the multi-show format. The wwe currently has 6 hours of original programming to fill. During the most prosperous time in WWF history, it had 5 hours (raw, SD, and heat). Heat was blatantly a B show, with raw the A and SD the A-/B+. But, the same superstars appeared on each show. The reason to watch raw and smackdown was because storylines would actually be advanced. Although the brand split allows certain superstars to get more time in the ring, would anyone REALLY be upset if regal, dolph ziggler, or ricky ortiz were only seen occassionally as jobbers?
2. Embrace the love of cruiserweight style wrestling. The heavyweights have ran their course. Terrible move sets aside, the world wants to see clean wrestlers (clean meaning steriod free) doing spectacular things that normal people cannot do. The average wrestler is losing their ridiculous six packs (just look at Jericho circa 99 and nowadays) and embracing smaller frames. Without being juiced and looking larger than life, the WWE needs to realize that something else must be emphasized. Just because you embrace cruiserweight style doesn't mean that it has to be an insane spot-fest. Look at the Jericho-Mysterio match from the last PPV there weren't insane spots, but quick, exciting wrestling that told a story. This is where the WWE needs to go. Sorry Batista.
3. Embrace Kayfabe once more. Enough with trying to do both. This is entertainment. Period. Toeing the line has only hurt the credibility of the WWE. This is a televisio show, not a real sport. Although the athleticism is ridiculous, the fact that matches are choreographed and the winner is chosen before hand kills any sport like qualities that it has. And i don't mean this as a slam against wrestling. Wrestling is a make believe television show.Treat it as such.
4. There needs to be an off-season. Take a 6 week off season in between WM and late may/ early june. Everyone knows that this is the unofficial "off-season" anyway. This will absolutely help the psyche of not only the wrestlers, but creative as well. WWE can still run programming during this time, such as PPV recaps or best of shows. In the spirit of the WWE is just a television show, it needs to act this way. All television shows have re-runs, it's not such a crazy concept. This 6 week period will allow wrestlers to see their families and rest up from nagging injuries. Not to mention, this would be a great time to do a fan-fest in various cities and allow Cena or HHH to film movies without sacrificing their time on television.
5. Form a wrestler's union. If doctors were paid for, there would be less of a need to take these absurd pain pills and ignoring threatening injuries. This concept is so obvious that it needs to explanation.
So, here are 5 points. I have a ton more, but I know no one is still reading this.
It isn't like anyone hasn't realized but the WWE is at a crossroads right now. Ratings are plummeting, characters are boring, storylines are forgotten, dropped, or constantly in flux. Creative has no idea what to do with old or new characters. New characters are introduced only to be dropped a week later while old characters are un-retired and put into feuds that have been occuring since January.
For the first time since I have been reading wrestlezone (1998), one thing is painfully clear. Everyone wants change, but no one is sure how to change it. The fact is if the WWE keeps down this path it will crash and burn. But the problem comes in when anyone is asked what they want to see done differently. So, here is my manifesto for what the WWE needs to do immediately to change their product. I call on every IWC member to tear my post to shreds. Call me stupid call me lame. Just bring something to the table if you do it.
1. Enough with the brand split. It was an experiment, it has failed. Ratings would immediately skyrocket, belts would have better fueds because of more talent and storylines would actually be developed within the multi-show format. The wwe currently has 6 hours of original programming to fill. During the most prosperous time in WWF history, it had 5 hours (raw, SD, and heat). Heat was blatantly a B show, with raw the A and SD the A-/B+. But, the same superstars appeared on each show. The reason to watch raw and smackdown was because storylines would actually be advanced. Although the brand split allows certain superstars to get more time in the ring, would anyone REALLY be upset if regal, dolph ziggler, or ricky ortiz were only seen occassionally as jobbers?
2. Embrace the love of cruiserweight style wrestling. The heavyweights have ran their course. Terrible move sets aside, the world wants to see clean wrestlers (clean meaning steriod free) doing spectacular things that normal people cannot do. The average wrestler is losing their ridiculous six packs (just look at Jericho circa 99 and nowadays) and embracing smaller frames. Without being juiced and looking larger than life, the WWE needs to realize that something else must be emphasized. Just because you embrace cruiserweight style doesn't mean that it has to be an insane spot-fest. Look at the Jericho-Mysterio match from the last PPV there weren't insane spots, but quick, exciting wrestling that told a story. This is where the WWE needs to go. Sorry Batista.
3. Embrace Kayfabe once more. Enough with trying to do both. This is entertainment. Period. Toeing the line has only hurt the credibility of the WWE. This is a televisio show, not a real sport. Although the athleticism is ridiculous, the fact that matches are choreographed and the winner is chosen before hand kills any sport like qualities that it has. And i don't mean this as a slam against wrestling. Wrestling is a make believe television show.Treat it as such.
4. There needs to be an off-season. Take a 6 week off season in between WM and late may/ early june. Everyone knows that this is the unofficial "off-season" anyway. This will absolutely help the psyche of not only the wrestlers, but creative as well. WWE can still run programming during this time, such as PPV recaps or best of shows. In the spirit of the WWE is just a television show, it needs to act this way. All television shows have re-runs, it's not such a crazy concept. This 6 week period will allow wrestlers to see their families and rest up from nagging injuries. Not to mention, this would be a great time to do a fan-fest in various cities and allow Cena or HHH to film movies without sacrificing their time on television.
5. Form a wrestler's union. If doctors were paid for, there would be less of a need to take these absurd pain pills and ignoring threatening injuries. This concept is so obvious that it needs to explanation.
So, here are 5 points. I have a ton more, but I know no one is still reading this.