The Ron "The Truth" Killings Scale of Blackness

[IrishCanadian25]

I invented the Ron 'The Truth' Killing Scale of Blackness (RTTKSoB for short) a few years back during Truth's 2nd stint in TNA. I'm shocked that in my 3years on these forums I never educated you all on this. Basically, it operates on the following principles:

1. Ron 'The Truth' Killings is the blackest black man in the history of blackness. He is a void from which light cannot escape. He once left fingerprints on charcoal. The Truth is so black he went to night school and was marked "absent." He once received a ticket for having tinted windows while riding a motorcycle. Lightning bugs follow this guy around in the day time. Truth is the only '10' on the RTTKSoB.

2. In order to be consdered "of color," one must acheive at least a "4" on the RTTKSoB. This is signified by the use of pictures of Barack Obama and Tiger Woods next to the number 4.

3. The only men who currently appear twice on the scale are Lionel Richie (he's listed as a 5.5 while with the Commodores and a 3 while solo) and Michael Jackson (he's listed as a 6 with the Jackson 5 and a 2 right around 1990.)

4. Seamus (or as you dirty heathens spell it, Sheamus) is rightfully a '1' on the RTTKSoB. I am a 1.5.

What's up?

 

[The Holy One]

I had not heard of the fingerprints on charcoal until today

 

[gd]

Wesley Snipes is surely a ten.

 

[.]

4. Seamus (or as you dirty heathens spell it, Sheamus) is rightfully a '1' on the RTTKSoB. I am a 1.5.

Because you both are irish?

 

[Lee]

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Snipes is a 9.75. Actually, he's now a 9.5. He lost 1/4 of a point because he was busted for tax evasion. That's a white crime.

 

[Coco]

Surely he would have to lose a whole point for that white name.

 

[Stickstar 16]

Where does Djimon Hounsou rank on the scale?

 

[The Crock]

11.

 

[Lee]

What about my guy I posted?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Hes got to be high on the scale, look at all the white women hes around.

 

[Alex]

How about this guy???

 

[Jonnie Walker]

I give Lee's guy an 11. That dude is so black he's even beyond blurple.

 

[goodlay]

Killings being the only perfect 10 gives me a sense of hope for this world.

 

[I Suck Ass]

What about this guy?

 

[Uncle Sam]

4. Seamus (or as you dirty heathens spell it, Sheamus)

His name's actually Stephen.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

What about my guy I posted?

He's blacker than Ron Killings. Yaphet Kotto's a pretty dark mofo, too.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

I didn't even see the dude Lee posted until now, I was wondering why the fuck he posted that picture of those white girls.

 

[Uncle Sam]

For the record, within Britain and Ireland, Sheamus really isn't that abnormal.

 

[LamaNamaneumi]

Where dose Akeem rank on this scale?

He is the whitest black guy I have seen.

 

[Moon Knight]

Rate the greatest white rapper ever.