The Main Page Maid Me Laugh Too Loud

[ABMorales787]

F4WOnline.com is reporting that TNA has signed Sangriento, a masked Mexican wrestler from Tijuana. Sangriento made his TNA debut on last night's taping of Xplosion, defeating Chris Sabin and Jay Lethal.

Spoiler

Apparently they didn't get the memo about who he really is.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

I'm confused here, and not ashamed to admit it.

 

[ABMorales787]

It's Red.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Oh, is that another name Red actually goes by? I know nothing about him, really.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

lol, maid

Misser Superman no here... no, no... no

 

[ABMorales787]

The main page actually believed he's a new signee when it's just Red in a lousy pinata mask. Great reporting. As usual.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

They finally listened to Mark Madden about something; I distinctly remember him saying "Amazing Red yadda yadda mask yadda yadda nobody wants to watch the paperboy wrestle."

 

[ABMorales787]

Too bad they hired the pinata boy instead.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Abyss should wrestle an entire match with Janice embedded in his back/head

 

[Dave]

Wow! And yet no one cares enough to correct them.

 

[Lee]

F4WOnline.com is to blame not the main site.

 

[ABMorales787]

F4WOnline.com is to blame not the main site.

I know, but they're posting it too.

 

[The Doctor]

Wrestlezone's constant reporting of non-newsworthy tweets as news is beyond annoying. It makes me want to hate Twitter, and I love Twitter.

Also:

>WWE signs Mexican masked wrestler
>TNA makes up one of their own

LOLTNA

 

[Dave]

Made*

...

To*

 

[The Doctor]

Made*

...

To*

*Too

 

[shattered dreams]

The name is another clue. How does someone that covers wrestling see that guy and not know it is red?

 

[ABMorales787]

The name is another clue. How does someone that covers wrestling see that guy and not know it is red?

Maybe they think it's Crimson.

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

His new finisher is pretty cool

 

[Shadowmancer]

This is a Maid

This person is making something

This is something that is made