The Kung Fu Naki Fan Club

[FromTheSouth]

In response to the SFAC, I introduce the Kung Fu Naki fan crub.

There are sever reasons to join.

1. As a member of Kaientai, Naki was a multiple time tag champion. Before this Honk-a-meter, Santino had one IC title reign, which is still referred to as a miracle. Kaientai were dominant.

2. Santino may be funny, but none of his jokes are one tenth as funny as "I choppy choppy yo pee-pee." Even if Naki didn't say it, just being in the background makes him 100 times funnier than Santino.

3. R-Truth will never write Santino's entrance music.

4. Everyone complains about the lack of stables, well here we go. Stable War!!!! (And I don't have to be Ric Flair, I can be Ole Anderson and be fine with it).

 

[Mr. TM]

This is the bar room?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Do you think a single post in this thread would be thought out enough to be spamming infraction-worthy?

 

[George Michael]

Not a fan of clubs, but I am a fan of stable defections; I'm in.

 

[Mr. TM]

Live Spam Zone. SFAC can battle you if you get it moved.

 

[Papa Shango]

Crub? Sever? That's racist.

 

[FromTheSouth]

No more racist than Fan-A Club.

No accent is more worthy of protection than another. That, sir, would be racist.

And can someone move us to live Spam Zone.

So far it's me and George Ramon vs. the world.

Which leads to my first question, who wins in the inevitable 2010 WrestleMania main event?

I've got Kung Fu Naki by crane kick.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

It's racist. He's From The South.


See what I did there???

 

[FromTheSouth]

That's racist too.

Southerner is a race.

At least is will be when all the inbreeding is done. We will all have five eyes, but be cancer resistant!

 

[Mr. TM]

5 eyes would be a great advantage. All forward facing, or no?

 

[Mr. TM]

I wll join the 5 eye club if it exists.

 

[FromTheSouth]

We'll see in about 20 years, or six generation of southerner.

 

[FromTheSouth]

The Kung Fu Naki Fan Crub does not discriminate based on number of eyes. Unless, of course, you have one. That shit's creepy.

 

[Mr. TM]

so no Dicks allowed?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Good point. Anyone with eyes. Any Number of eyes!

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Fail.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Give it time.

We are quick to dismiss that which intimidates us.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Orrrr. No.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I know.

Worth a try.

All I wanted was a stable war.

(I wish there was a Charlie Brown emoticon with him kicking the air going aww shucks)

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

You need more members. I'll be a member.

 

[Mr. TM]

You need more members. I'll be a member.

Ask to be the general!

 

[HBK-aholic]

I love fromthesouth so I'll join.

 

[HBK-aholic]

As long as I can be princess.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Screw General, TM. I'm president!

 

[Marquis]

I'll join if i can be VP of Sushi.