The klunder bunker

[Sparky]

Stay away from here if you know what's safe. This is the bunker of all klunders, Home of the insane one ( Or is it us that's Insane) Alcohol free, no sex before marriage God that is know as the one and only klunder no caps bunker

I better get head for this.

 

[klunderbunker]

How about a headbutt?

 

[Sparky]

Does it involve me Orgasming?

 

[klunderbunker]

Depends on how hard I hit you.

 

[klunderbunker]

Mission Statement: to find out how Miss Piggy and Kermit have sex.

 

[Sparky]

Depends on how hard I hit you.

Better make it fucking hard then.

Mission Statement: to find out how Miss Piggy and Kermit have sex.

Hand jobs. Or fisting. Either or.

 

[klunderbunker]

Do I know any other kind?

And what about when they have legs?

 

[Sparky]

Looks like Kermit's the bitch.

 

[klunderbunker]

Well of course. Pig orgasms last 30 minutes so I'd hope so.

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh and also: how perfect is it that my thread's name is that of a massive hole?

 

[Sparky]

No wonder he is Slogged out.

 

[klunderbunker]

If anyone needs me, I'll be trying to sit on a boulder.

 

[Sparky]

Isn't that an Easy task? Or are you trying to Insert it.

 

[klunderbunker]

Engulf it actually.

Now, we need to start on that Ode to Serial Killers calender for next year.

 

[Sparky]

Please Explain

 

[klunderbunker]

I know serial killers get a bad reputation at times but anyone that manages to bash in 14 skulls in 10 years can't be all bad.

 

[klunderbunker]

What should I watch first:

ET or ET the Porno?

 

[Sparky]

I guess. They're only doing What we wish we had the balls to do.

 

[Sparky]

What should I watch first:

ET or ET the Porno?

The porno must be boring if he has to phone home. But if drew Barrymore (legal age) was in it No matter how boring I'm down.

 

[klunderbunker]

It's German.

Also, why has there never been a South Park porn?

 

[Sparky]

Sure for a bag of Cheesey poofs Starvin Marvin would be down for that.

 

[klunderbunker]

Nah it would have to be gay.

Stan being forced to give Cartman head while he's dressed as Hitler. Anyone?

 

[Sparky]

Kyle would be better. Cartman being dressed as Hitler while Kyle is being forced to give him head while wearing a Red dress...

 

[klunderbunker]

Ah yeah. Got my characters a bit mixed up there.

 

[Sparky]

Shoot the whole thing in black and white minus the red dress and you have the porn version of South ark and the movie that has Disappeared from my memory at the moment.