I don't know much about Kenny Rogers, but after a quick skim of his Wikipedia article, it's quite clear that he's the man we should all strive to become. I would like to include some highlights (from his Wikipedia article) to show you why you are an inferior brand of man.
1) This is Kenny Rogers in 1981
This is Kenny Rogers in 2006.
Only a true man can look that manly over the course of two and a half decades.
2) He's 71, and still kicks ass. That's right, he was born during WORLD WAR FUCKING 2, and he's still touring and shit. What dedication! What perseverance!
3) He's been married five times and has had five kids with four wives. Even in his monogamy he's still managed to sow his wild oats.
4) The name Toby Keith is only mentioned once in his Wikipedia article, and it says that they played a duet together, which means that Kenny Rogers is definitely NOT Toby Keith, which is yet another reason to appreciate him.
5) Did you see that beard? That's a beard that says, "experience, dignity, and I've probably had sex with your grandmother back when she was young and hot." Any man that can make you uncomfortably think of your grandma banging a country music star surely is worthy of appreciation for his masculinity.
Those are just the highlights, but more information on Kenny Rogers can be found in his entire Wikipedia article, found here :en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Rogers
1) This is Kenny Rogers in 1981
This is Kenny Rogers in 2006.
Only a true man can look that manly over the course of two and a half decades.
2) He's 71, and still kicks ass. That's right, he was born during WORLD WAR FUCKING 2, and he's still touring and shit. What dedication! What perseverance!
3) He's been married five times and has had five kids with four wives. Even in his monogamy he's still managed to sow his wild oats.
4) The name Toby Keith is only mentioned once in his Wikipedia article, and it says that they played a duet together, which means that Kenny Rogers is definitely NOT Toby Keith, which is yet another reason to appreciate him.
5) Did you see that beard? That's a beard that says, "experience, dignity, and I've probably had sex with your grandmother back when she was young and hot." Any man that can make you uncomfortably think of your grandma banging a country music star surely is worthy of appreciation for his masculinity.
Those are just the highlights, but more information on Kenny Rogers can be found in his entire Wikipedia article, found here :en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Rogers
