The Items That Have Been Omitted From My Bucket List...

[Cena's Little Helper]

but that I still want to do. I don't think anyone I know in real life knows I post here, so here are all the items on my bucket list that I plan on doing even though I'm too embarrassed (or afraid) to openly admit them:

Pet each of the following animals: Walrus, Panda Bear, Koala Bear, Hippopotamus (this one here is very improbable given that all but one of them, Jessica the Hippo, would want to eat me), Kangaroo, Anteater, Aardvark, Sloth, Elephant Seal, and Elephant.

Own a dog from each of these breeds: Cane Corso, French Mastiff, Neapolitan Mastiff, Shar-pei, Dogo Argentino, Bullmastiff, and English Mastiff

Drive cross-country and back on a month-long road trip.

Spend Christmas in Germany

Take a month-long guided tour down the Amazon

Spend a night in each of the following: a sorority house at USC or UCLA, a ghost town, and a really creepy, abandoned mental hospital

Pick up a hitchhiker

Attempt to climb Mt. Everest

Visit Sealand

Visit Somalia

Successfully place an ad on craigslist to spend Christmas and New Year's Eve/Day with a council estate family in Manchester

If I think of anymore, I'll post them.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Watch out for Koala Bears too. They are mean, nasty little fuckers.

Dogo's are super rare, and I would guess, immensely expensive.

 

[Slash-LN]

There was an abandoned mental hospital pretty close to where I live.
People used to break into it all the time.
It's still there but someone owns it now and they do paid tours.
The police do regular checks of it to make sure people aren't still breaking into it.

I haven't been into it myself but I've seen pictures and stuff.

I spent some time working as a paranormal investigator and we wanted to get into there but at the time they weren't doing the tours yet and our team tried to do everything legally.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I've actually pet a kangaroo before. They are incredibly sawft.

 

[Con T.]

Pet each of the following animals: Walrus, Panda Bear, Koala Bear, Hippopotamus (this one here is very improbable given that all but one of them, Jessica the Hippo, would want to eat me),

The funny thing is, of all the animals you mention, the Hippo is actually the most deadly. That, and they give no fucks, in eating you. Hippos are extremely aggressive, and deceptively fast. So they're far more likely to fuck up your shit, and then eat the remains.

 

[Freddy4190]

Yeah dude, fuck petting a hippo. The teeth on 'em would unnerve me. They do, actually.

 

[Miko]

*****es. I'd put my head in its mouth

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

Aren't hippos the animals with the second highest fatality rate on humans next to mosquitoes?

 

[Miko]

I wouldn't stick my head in a mosquitoes mouth though

 

[Барбоса]

The funny thing is, of all the animals you mention, the Hippo is actually the most deadly. That, and they give no fucks, in eating you. Hippos are extremely aggressive, and deceptively fast. So they're far more likely to fuck up your shit, and then eat the remains.

This is largely correct aside from the eating parts.

They are extremely ill-tempered but hippos are also vegetarian. So they will stomp, drown or bite you in half but won't eat you.

 

[Dirk]

Attempt to climb Everest... Both ambitious and realistic at the same time.

 

[Барбоса]

Attempt to climb Everest... Both ambitious and realistic at the same time.

The wording makes it realistic for anyone.

I have attempted to climb Everest but I did not make it outside my front door.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

I would just like to make it to one of the base camps on Everest

 

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

With enough effort, I could climb Snowdon, but nothing much more than that.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Attempt to climb Everest... Both ambitious and realistic at the same time.

The wording makes it realistic for anyone.

I have attempted to climb Everest but I did not make it outside my front door.

I will more than likely just visit the base camp of Mt. Everest unless I win the lottery. Anyone in reasonable shape can climb Mt. Everest if they have the $150K or so to spend on an expert team of sherpas and experienced Westerners.

 

[Dirk]

Rather do Kilimanjaro as a warm-up