The Hoedown Game

[Dave]

So this place is a graveyard so far today and it got me thinking of a new game. I was watching Whose Line Is It Anyway? US and I thought that the "Hoedown" game would be quite fun to play.

The rules are quite simple. You post a line to a song with the only rule being that the second and the forth lines have to rhyme.

So I'll start:

"When I was younger...

 

[FromTheSouth]

When I was younger
Times were tough
So I fed my family
By eating your mom's muff

Dirty limericks have their place
They live in the room for games
It's at the top
Just put this under the game of names.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Guess who's back in the muthafuckin' house, with a fat dick for your muthafuckin' mouth?

So, I guess someone finishes this off now?