The Dovahkiin Kellermeyer Award for Best User Name

[Nate DaMac]

This poll will be open until December 31st. If there is a tie, the winner will be decided by written votes.

Nominees
Haiku Hogan
Lord Sidious
Greet White Sam
Nick PagLeeno
Orton Pose \__O_/
George Steele's Barber
Sanka Coffee
I<3DAGGERDIAS
Pink Hole Slam
The Crock
FrozenTrash
.
I Heart Wrestling
Find'er Woo'er Ryder
Police Penis Sucking Goat Fucker​

 

[FitFinlay4Life]

If Police Penis Sucking Goat Fucker actually wins, who gets the award?

 

[INDYjon22]

Lulz, FrozenTrash should win based on the fact that he hasn't been on here on a year. This would the greatest surprise for me to fill him in on if he won.

 

[JGlass]

I voted Haiku Hogan, and here's why.

Orton Pose was from last year, and he rarely even posts. It's like he signed up for a wrestling forum just because he came up with a kickass name and decided the world needed to see it. Yeah, it's a pretty clever name, but have we not gotten over it?

Todd's ridiculous prison name: He didn't choose that name, it was given to him. Funny as it may be, don't you think it lacks a little... subtlety?

Haiku Hogan puts the image of the Hulkster meditating under a lotus blossom tree, slowly opening his eyes, and writing a poem with a mere 17 syllables that expresses his deepest, innermost feelings.

Linda left me cold
Nick is fucked up, Brooke's a ****e
It's hard being Hulk

Not only is the name clever, but he's lived up to the image it conjures by delivering countless haikus to us over the year. This is the type of poster that deserves this award that I named a year ago when Skyrim came out and Nick is too lazy to find a new name for. Wasn't there just a baby named Hashtag or something?

 

[The Crock]

Why did I get nominated...? I'm giving my vote to Haiku Hogan.

 

[Danger Burger]

Pink hole slam is hilarious.

If that Tyson kidd guy changed his name to Rape Baby, he'd have won.

Haiku or .
. or Haiku
.
its gta be . because its not even a word. That is outside the god damn box.

And he lives up to the name endlessly.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Pink hole slam is hilarious.

If that Tyson kidd guy changed his name to Rape Baby, he'd have won.

Haiku or .
. or Haiku
.
its gta be . because its not even a word. That is outside the god damn box.

And he lives up to the name endlessly.

Is . an angry, bloody, mess that shows up once a month for about 3 days and drives you crazy? If so, he is definitely living up to his name.

 

[akrassikauda]

Can someone tell me why Lying ******ed Troll Bitch not on this list because hats a very creative name to give someone.

 

[Natural Selection]

Can someone tell me why Lying ******ed Troll Bitch not on this list because hats a very creative name to give someone.

LyingRetardedCrybabyTrollBitch

Haiku Hogan all day, best gimmick ever.

 

[Lee]

Orton Pose should be banned as he won it last year.

 

[D-Man]

There is no best WZ gimmick award. But if this were it, Haiku Hogan would run away with it. I'm voting for him.