I wouldn't do anything to improve the non-spam sections. I'm also not going to bullshit you like all the other potential party leaders out there. None of us can add anything to the board than one more bold-named foot soldier. And when you look at it that way, most of the candidates are just boys who want a seat at the big boys' table. But there's one guy here who is without dispute the best man to run the section he'd gun for. And he's the guy composing this lovely little post. Basically, the non-spam sections can fuck right off. Everyone pretending they can help the non-spam sections as a collective can fuck right off. The only thing I can do for this board is adequately moderate the section I'm over-qualified to reign over: Spam. Make no mistake that in the chaos of people forming parties and making promises, only one eternal truth rings clear: The David French Party is going to serve up the most battle-ready potential mod on the site.