The Cage's Chinese Menu

[TSG]

Suk Mi Cok: $5.00
When you're in the mood for something wet.

Chu Sum Twat: $10.00
Order Medium Rare of Well Done!

Fuk Mei Slo: $15.00
Recommened for people with high blood pressure and heart problems.

Goo Wee Chik: $3.00.
Sloppy-may need napkins

Lik Sum Chik: $5.69
For people with false teeth.

Yung Poon Tang: $20.00
No take out, Not available on weeknights.

Won Hung Lo: $5.50
Only available for special customers.

Cho Kon Dik: $6.49
Not recommended for people with easy gag reflex.

Cum Tu Sun: $5.45
Available on fast food days.

"Thik Cum" Soup: $6.50
Available fresh every two days.

Suk Sum Tit: $3.00
Available on kid's menu

Eze Fuk: $1.00
Comes with 12-pack, on value menu

 

[Fuel The Fire]

hardy har har..this is like when i was 6 years old..spell pig backwards and say funny colors

 

[Cookie]

THIS THREAD

SUUUUUUUUUCKS

 

[The Doctor]

Sign Guy Suks - $0.15
Eating this causes your IQ to drop fifty points.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

and doc with the save

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Yu Dum Fuk.

 

[TLC]

Wow. $hake-zula or Fuel could make a better thread.

 

[Fuel The Fire]

trying for most improved lol

 

[TSG]

Fuk Yu All: $ Priceless
Available for all haters of this thread.

 

[Jane]

hardy har har..this is like when i was 6 years old..spell pig backwards and say funny colors

 

[Jonnie Walker]

hardy har har..this is like when i was 6 years old..spell pig backwards and say funny colors

You got it all wrong nyicka, spell Ihop and then say 'Niss"

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

You got it all wrong nyicka, spell Ihop and then say 'Niss"