Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears.
Not literally, though, cause that would be gross.
Moving post the most overdone historical joke in history, I would like to announce my official support for, well, myself.
You might ask what qualifications I have, that makes me want to support myself. The fact is this - I could tell you it's because I'm witty, or intelligent, or brilliant, but the fact is, it's because I'm drop dead sexy. I'm sorry, I can't help it. Hell, just look at that Strummer avatar. Picture me as Joe Strummer. Yeah, that's what I thought.
So, look, I hear a lot of talk about this Murfish guy. But I want you to know something about Murfish - he's got a dark secret. I take you to OCW, when then OCW WHC was faced by a fan - none other than myself, Harthan. And that fan took him to the limit, and pinned him clean. Rumors of interference will NOT be tolerated. Due to a tragic turn of events, this man, he did not win the WHC, but the fact is, Murfish was pinned, and it was I who did it. Remember this. Remember what this says.
I'll tell you what it says.
It says that:
Harthan > Murfish.
Fact.
Vote for Harthan.
My name is Harthan, and I approve this message. Any references to real people, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Your results may vary. Please allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. If your erection lasts longer than 4 hours, seek medical help immediately.
