The Battle Rap Thread of Losing Your Dignity to a Beat

[Mark-Ass Bitch]

All you SOB's that have been talkin shit.
Well Im going to do what I do best...battle rap.

And I'll take on any of you mother fuckers that wanna verbally go at it.



So whos the first victim?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

you cant battle rap over a fucking internet forum you ******ed twat

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

You're a bad guy.
Soon you'll go bye bye.

Owned.

 

[Mark-Ass Bitch]

NorCal acts hard, but hes really a ***
He's got less friends than an old hag.
He loves Triple H, so much he nearly came,
You know NorCal really wants to play The Game.

Corporal Santino, came out of nowhere
If he went missing, nobody would care
Youre only 15, shouldnt you be in school?
Probably not cuz youre too busy being Santinos tool

YOU GOT OWNED BITCH.

 

[klunderbunker]

Do me next!

And if you have time, make a rap about me too!

 

[Marquis]

NorCal acts hard, but hes really a ***
He's got less friends than an old hag.
He loves Triple H, so much he nearly came,
You know NorCal really wants to play The Game.

Corporal Santino, came out of nowhere
If he went missing, nobody would care
Youre only 15, shouldnt you be in school?
Probably not cuz youre too busy being Santinos tool

YOU GOT OWNED BITCH.

LOL your so cute its a shame they wont keep you around.

 

[Richard]

Alright, don't normally listen to rap or anything like it, but here goes....

This aint a song, it's a rap cos I aint a singer,
Was that your family on Jerry Springer?
No it can't be the family of Mark-Ass Bitch,
Cos I saw your family outside in the ditch.

We're raining on your parade bitch, do you have an umbrella?
Better get ready cos WrestleZone's got two words for ya.

If you respond Bitch, I'll reply when I get home.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

NorCal acts hard, but hes really a ***
He's got less friends than an old hag.
He loves Triple H, so much he nearly came,
You know NorCal really wants to play The Game.

Corporal Santino, came out of nowhere
If he went missing, nobody would care
Youre only 15, shouldnt you be in school?
Probably not cuz youre too busy being Santinos tool

YOU GOT OWNED BITCH.

if you have to say that I got owned, thats most likely a rathr bias opinion.

and hey you dumb fucking cunt, anyone can type words that ryme. who the fuck are you, Dr.Suess??

 

[Mark-Ass Bitch]

Pfc Richard? You didnt even rhyme
You suck so bad, I dont wanna waist my time.

So Klunder, YOUR ASS IS NEXT
I heard you put hickeys on NorCal's neck.
Look at this loser: Baron von Klunder,
How he has so much respect will only make me wonder.
He may be a mod, and Im a "noob"
But its 2008, hes still on the Gamecube!
Let it be known, that TheTruth owns them all
I got a big pair, but you guys have no balls

 

[Marquis]

Pfc Richard? You didnt even rhyme
You suck so bad, I dont wanna waist my time.

So Klunder, YOUR ASS IS NEXT
I heard you put hickeys on NorCal's neck.
Look at this loser: Baron von Klunder,
How he has so much respect will only make me wonder.
He may be a mod, and Im a "noob"
But its 2008, hes still on the Gamecube!
Let it be known, that TheTruth owns them all
I got a big pair, but you guys have no balls

Lol the gamecube line was not that bad.

 

[Mark-Ass Bitch]

if you have to say that I got owned, thats most likely a rathr bias opinion.

and hey you dumb fucking cunt, anyone can type words that ryme. who the fuck are you, Dr.Suess??

You spelled rhyme wrong. Its R-H-Y-M-E. Not 'ryme'
You also spelled rather wrong. Its R-A-T-H-E-R. Not rathr


Some mod you are

 

[klunderbunker]

You get me all excited talking about my ass being next, and then your last lines don't rhyme.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Pfc Richard? You didnt even rhyme
You suck so bad, I dont wanna waist my time.

So Klunder, YOUR ASS IS NEXT
I heard you put hickeys on NorCal's neck.
Look at this loser: Baron von Klunder,
How he has so much respect will only make me wonder.
He may be a mod, and Im a "noob"
But its 2008, hes still on the Gamecube!
Let it be known, that TheTruth owns them all
I got a big pair, but you guys have no balls

Ill have you know, KB and I are married.

and I do so have balls. ask your mother. they were on her chin last night

 

[Mighty NorCal]

You spelled rhyme wrong. Its R-H-Y-M-E. Not 'ryme'
You also spelled rather wrong. Its R-A-T-H-E-R. Not rathr


Some mod you are

what the fuck does any of that have to do with me being a mod???

 

[klunderbunker]

*breaks down in tears* you acknowledged it!

 

[Mark-Ass Bitch]

Lol the gamecube line was not that bad.

Thats what Im talking about!

Pfc. M.V.P., youre no longer a bitch/dick rider/hoe/fucker/asshole

Youre cool

 

[klunderbunker]

MVP, come get hosed down.

 

[Marquis]

Yes sir

 

[TheRealLionheart089]

Ill have you know, KB and I are married.

and I do so have balls. ask your mother. they were on her chin last night

M.A.B. got PWNED again!

 

[Murfish]

what the fuck does any of that have to do with me being a mod???

Speaking the ebonics again, NorCal? It may make it easier to communicate with the 'stereotypical' rapping type, but you should stick to non-prisoner speak.

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Yo, Mark-Ass-Bitch
You..

Uhm..
That's all I've got. I'll think of more later..

 

[HBK-aholic]

Did he just make a thread called The battle rap thread, for you losers, then post in it? Damn this prisoner is stupid.

 

[Danmen001]

That was a lame rap.

 

[Shocky]

Wesinem

 

[Fizzy]

Oh man i'm sitting here reading this and just cracking up. He acts like his insults really hurt.