The Ballad of Randy Orton

[tehaskl56]

Sung to the tune of Randy's theme song:
I have substance in my piss
now 60 days I'm gonna miss
They've sidelined me!
You got your rules and got your wellness
All designed to keep me okay
But when drugs start getting taken
You start holding back my pay
I have a piss that is so tainted
With a price I can't avoid
Are the drugs that's in my system
Hard narcotics, weed or roids?
I hear divas crying
I see paydays dying
I smell chicken frying
I feel tensions rising
I have substance in my piss
now 60 days I'm gonna miss
They've sidelined me!

 

[EssWhyDee]

LOL, that is very good! Nice work

 

[Odisho]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL, awesome post. I just hope this thread dosent get deleted

 

[TheKliq4Life]

Great job now I got his theme stuck in my head!

 

[rmr21ela]

one word... LMAO!!!

 

[HBsam31]

I have to say that cracked me up. i hope this thread stays open. Good stuff.

 

[DetectiveZelix]

Fucking Awesome Bro

 

[SWANTON]

LMFAO nice work

 

[tommyh]

Nice work on the song bro. Made me laugh so hard. Now if we can get vince to use that as randy orton's music the world will be good

 

[Dagger Dias]

Stupid, pointless, and full of spam. Closed!