I'm breaking kayfabe to tell everyone this rather odd story I heard on the radio just a while ago. A guy said that aliens celebrate Thanksgiving as well. Saying that they give thanks to the cosmic God. Rather than eating turkey like us, he said they eat fish. He also talked about how the aliens emit powerful magnetic waves via a third eye and how their bodies are electrically charged. Saying that at an apartment complex they jumped on the pool to purposely shock the "humans" in the pool. He also claimed that at Yellowstone, there's an alien refuge. In order to catch them, you need to use oxidated barbwire and throw it with their backs turned otherwise they'll shoot you with magnetic pulses....
