Tell Us About The Worst Hotel/Motel You Have Ever Stayed In

[Cena's Little Helper]

This one time, in Jersey City, I stayed at this place called the StarLite Motel. So, I go up to the clerk and ask for a room, and he tells me that they rent by the hour and that he can have a room ready for me in about 30 minutes after some prostitute gets done with her john. So, I come back in 30 minutes, get the hotel for 9 hours, and the first thing I see as soon as I turn on the lights in the room is a roach scurrying away. And, although the bed's been made, the comforter on top looks like it has a million cum stains on it (whatever, I was tired). Finally, to top it all off, when I turn on the television, it's tuned to porn that makes Tub Girl look like the woman of your dreams.

That's all. What about you?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I havent been in many but the worst one I've been to was in Ocean Springs, Mississippi. I went down to Biloxi for our family reunion in 2002. We were supposed to stay in the Sunset Lodge but they said they didnt have our reservations. You can imagine at least 200 black people pissed as hell. The rooms were like 100 degrees, no refrigerator, and cheap cable. They found our reservations and we moved into the Lodge the next day.

 

[BooCocky]

I only stay in like five star hotels to be honest with you.