Tastycles Hangover (and FA Cup Final) LD

[Tastycles]

The story so far:

• Tastycles went out to both an Essex nightclub and a grotty underground Rock club.(literally, not in the cool sense) where he spoke to a Polish man in Polish. I know about 5 words of Polish.
  
• Tastycles got a girl's number through, and I shit you not, knowing about snooker.
  
• Tastycles had many arguments with the girl he went out(not romantically, alas, I'm not such a player) with in the first place, but we left on good terms.
  
• Tastycles wokeup fully clothed with a message open that he didn't send on his phone which ended with "You enjoy your underwhelming sex"
  
• Trying to figure out where to watch the final now. Offers so far include: with stunning ex-girlfriend location TBC, with my flat mate and his mate Location TBC, or with my brother in Chester, some 200 miles from my house.
  
• So Football, eh?
  

Here are some racist cartoons, so it doesn't get moved to the LD section. I genuinely love these, but in a laugh-at-the-values-of-the-past way.

Coal Black and de Sebben Dwarfs


Premise: If Snow White was black, she'd be a slag
Fave Quote: Murder Inc, We rub our anyone $100, midgets half price, Japs free"





Bugs Bunny Nips the Nips

Premise: Bugs Bunny nails the Japanese army
Fave Quote: "There you go slant eyes"

 

[a0161613]

What do you reckon the score will be mate? I think we will lose, but I'm a pessismistic git like that.

 

[Tastycles]

I hope we win, but I think we'll lose 2-0 and Drogba and Torres will score.

Going to try and be optimistic and say 2-1.

 

[Dave]

Liverpool always give Chelsea a game when it counts. I think Chelsea will win but I don't think it will be a stroll in the park and certainly not 2-0. 1-0 or 2-1 is definitely the way forward.

 

[Tastycles]

Showered. Out of bed.

 

[Dave]

That's a good ol' fashioned Saturday lie-in. Just in time for the football too.

 

[Lee]

Love it.

TOon need 2 wins to guarantee top 4.

 

[Lee]

‎14 years ago Kenny Dalglish sent his team out to play a do or die cup final. He sent them out to play a cautious, conservative 4-5-1. Nearly a decade and a half have elapsed since then, and I would say I have learned many things and developed as a person in that time. I`ve just turned on the telly to watch a do or die cup final. Kenny Dalglish`s team are playing a cautious, conservative 4-5-1.

 

[Tastycles]

I went for stunning ex-girlfriend in the flat as the viewing option. What a crock of shit the first half was! Second half ok, Carroll played the game of his life. Not sure about the goal, but I don't think you can criticise the ref even if it was in.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Charlton won 3-2. People fucking parachuted into The Valley, trailing red smoke, wearing the new Nike home kit. Was pretty fucking surreal. Oh, and we got a trophy for some reason or another.

That was my day.

 

[Canadian Dragon]

1) Those cartoons are awesome, especially the Japanese Bugs Bunny.
2) Even though I hate them, Chelsea will win it all. They're a world class team and they've had a rough season (by their standards). Now they will bounce back and win the FA cup.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yes, they will. They did.

 

[Lee]

Yeah you can't post your prediction some 2 hours after the match. Fucking hell.

 

[Tastycles]

Today's major achievement:

 

[Lee]

You beat perry saturn?

 

[a0161613]

Lulz, gotta love old school CM.

 

[Барбоса]

I am currently playing CM 03/04 as my home town team - Ballymoney United. Achieved promotion to the Northern Irish Premiership in my first season and the Irish League Cup in the second