Tastycles' dull moral quandries

[Tastycles]

1. My friend was sick off my balcony, it is all over the four balconies below, but didn't touch mine. What should I do?

2. A pair of male identical twins each marry one of a pair of female identical twins. One couple has a son, the other has a daughter. Cousins can legally marry, but genetically speaking, they are siblings, so should they be allowed to marry?

 

[Uncle Sam]

1. My friend was sick off my balcony, it is all over the four balconies below, but didn't touch mine. What should I do?

Apologise to the person who has the one below you, no-one else.

2. A pair of male identical twins each marry one of a pair of female identical twins. One couple has a son, the other has a daughter. Cousins can legally marry, but genetically speaking, they are siblings, so should they be allowed to marry?

Sure thing.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

1. My friend was sick off my balcony, it is all over the four balconies below, but didn't touch mine. What should I do?

Only say sorry to the balcony below.The rest won't suspect it was you. They'll blame those directly above them.

[/quote]2. A pair of male identical twins each marry one of a pair of female identical twins. One couple has a son, the other has a daughter. Cousins can legally marry, but genetically speaking, they are siblings, so should they be allowed to marry?[/QUOTE]

I suppose, but they shouldn't really.

 

[Coco]

1) Shove a finger down your food hole and make sure your balcony is coated just enough to prevent people from suspecting you.

2) Not only should they be allowed, they should be encouraged.

 

[Tastycles]

I should probably add that I live on the top floor to quandry 1.

 

[Coco]

Yeah, but that's below the roof. Correct?

 

[Tastycles]

Yeah, but that's below the roof. Correct?

Put simply. Unless a pigeon did it, it's come from my flat. I've decided to ignore the situation, and if someone knocks on the door, deny I know anything about it.

 

[Tastycles]

3. You go into Tesco's, you see a girl you slept with 5 years ago with her lesbian girlfriend you went to school with. They clearly recognise you, what are your actions?

4. You're in Canary Wharf, you go for a poo and realise too late there's no toilet paper left. What do you use to wipe your arse?

a) Business newspaper on the floor
b) Forget it, even though it was a sloppy one
c) Try to use the flush as a bidet
d) Use your undies and leave them there
e) Other (please specify)

 

[Dexter]

3. You go into Tesco's, you see a girl you slept with 5 years ago with her lesbian girlfriend you went to school with. They clearly recognise you, what are your actions?

Go say hi! It's the ultimate male achievement to turn a girl lesbian. It means after you, no man was good enough for her.

4. You're in Canary Wharf, you go for a poo and realise too late there's no toilet paper left. What do you use to wipe your arse?

a) Business newspaper on the floor
b) Forget it, even though it was a sloppy one
c) Try to use the flush as a bidet
d) Use your undies and leave them there
e) Other (please specify)

Newspaper works great unless it's wet. In that case, I've removed a sock and used that in the past. As long as you're wearing long pants, no one will notice you're missing a sock the rest of the day.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

3. You go into Tesco's, you see a girl you slept with 5 years ago with her lesbian girlfriend you went to school with. They clearly recognise you, what are your actions?

According to Physics & Netwon's 3rd Law... GET THE HELL OVER THERE! Why is this question even asked? Is this legally possible to ask?

4. You're in Canary Wharf, you go for a poo and realise too late there's no toilet paper left. What do you use to wipe your arse?

a) Business newspaper on the floor
b) Forget it, even though it was a sloppy one
c) Try to use the flush as a bidet
d) Use your undies and leave them there
e) Other (please specify)

Newspaper is always a great backup, however for the cleaner option it my be best to use your underwear & drop them somewhere.

 

[Coco]

3. You go into Tesco's, you see a girl you slept with 5 years ago with her lesbian girlfriend you went to school with. They clearly recognise you, what are your actions?

Talk with them but be sure to mention that your boyfriend wants you to pick up peanut butter and condoms.

4. You're in Canary Wharf, you go for a poo and realise too late there's no toilet paper left. What do you use to wipe your arse?

a) Business newspaper on the floor
b) Forget it, even though it was a sloppy one
c) Try to use the flush as a bidet
d) Use your undies and leave them there
e) Other (please specify)

D.

 

[Milkyway!]

Why would his boyfriend need condoms if they're gay? Seriously?

 

[Coco]

Disease-prevention. Ever heard of it?

 

[Miko]

1. My friend was sick off my balcony, it is all over the four balconies below, but didn't touch mine. What should I do?

Say you were burgled by some one with food poisoning

2. A pair of male identical twins each marry one of a pair of female identical twins. One couple has a son, the other has a daughter. Cousins can legally marry, but genetically speaking, they are siblings, so should they be allowed to marry?

Sounds like the ultimate loop-hole in the law, you can finally marry your sister.

3. You go into Tesco's, you see a girl you slept with 5 years ago with her lesbian girlfriend you went to school with. They clearly recognise you, what are your actions?

Wave, say hello, ask her why the sudden preferance for vag.

4. You're in Canary Wharf, you go for a poo and realise too late there's no toilet paper left. What do you use to wipe your arse?

a) Business newspaper on the floor
b) Forget it, even though it was a sloppy one
c) Try to use the flush as a bidet
d) Use your undies and leave them there
e) Other (please specify)

Use my hand, gonna wash it anyway.

 

[Tastycles]

5. Shagging your girlfriend/boyfriend in an immediate family members bed. Yay or nay?

6. You walk out of a shop carrying an item you haen't paid for by mistake. What hapens next?

 

[SK]

5. Shagging your girlfriend/boyfriend in an immediate family members bed. Yay or nay?

Yay, if you wash the sheets and don't tell them.

6. You walk out of a shop carrying an item you haen't paid for by mistake. What hapens next?

Casually walk off, pretending you are non the wiser, then either keep it or sell it if you don't need it.

 

[Tastycles]

I should point out now, that only a couple of these are autobiographical. Most ar ethings that bother me hypothetically.

7. On a whim, you randomly search for and find someone you once had a one night stand with on a social networking site. Is it on to humorously send a message reminding them of it?

 

[Murfish]

5. Shagging your girlfriend/boyfriend in an immediate family members bed. Yay or nay?

Yay if they're not in the house.

6. You walk out of a shop carrying an item you haen't paid for by mistake. What happens next?

Return it, they'll shit on you if you don't.

7. On a whim, you randomly search for and find someone you once had a one night stand with on a social networking site. Is it on to humorously send a message reminding them of it?

No

 

[Tastycles]

8. Student radio show, should I bother?

 

[Phoenix]

8. Student radio show, should I bother?

I say it's worth it, even if it's a one off, at least you can say you've experienced radio work and if you like it, you can do more.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

8. Student radio show, should I bother?

Only if you go on a morally charged rant on the use of singapore canes as phallic objects at Breaking Point

 

[Tastycles]

I might do it. If I do, I'll read posts off here and pretend they have been texted in.

 

[Miko]

5. Shagging your girlfriend/boyfriend in an immediate family members bed. Yay or nay?

Sounds like bragging material

6. You walk out of a shop carrying an item you haen't paid for by mistake. What hapens next?

You get arrested for theft, it's the law I am afraid

7. On a whim, you randomly search for and find someone you once had a one night stand with on a social networking site. Is it on to humorously send a message reminding them of it?

Not if they've got more ammunition to throw at you

8. Student radio show, should I bother?

Students get radio?