There won't be any method to these, and it will largely consist of recent TNA PPVs and whatever they have for sale at the Cex next to my house. I don't want to do an individual thread for each because there won't be that many of them, and I'm not expecting a barrage of feedback, to be perfectly honest with you. So without further ado:
TNA Destination X 2010
TNA's changes under Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff are getting more clear, and TNA's destiny is pretty well mapped out at present. This PPV is the second that has had full build in this Hogan era, and the first built at all on the new Monday Night position of TNA.
Brian Kendrick vs Amazing Red vs Daniels vs Kazarian (Ladder Match)
One of the age old problems with TNA PPVs has been the incessant attempts to get everyone on the card. In times gone by, matches like this would have had about 10 people in it, and would have been a complete clusterfuck. These were the only 4 that you would ever think had a chance, so these should be the only 4 in the match.
We then set about what is quite a routine ladder match. There aren't too many huge spots early on, but we build up, with Daniels hitting a moonsault onto a ladder and Red hitting a hurracanrana outside the ring. Still after that, we get a fair deal of spots, but without anything too elaborate. As a result, there's a much more organic feel to this than you'd expect from a ladder match, but it does sacrifice the wow factor a little bit.
One quite significant criticism though is that the bumps are pretty much all taken by Kazarian and Daniels. That doesn't really matter, but it seems odd that Red and Kendrick just seem to vanish at times, often overselling hardly any offense. Indeed, the amount that Kazarian takes through the match is enormous, and yet he seems to get up from everything unscathed.
The ending is both awful and quite clever at the same time. Red is taken out with a big move by Daniels. Fine. Daniels is then thrown off with one of the most believable ladder suplexes I've seen. However, Kendrick tries to collect the contract with Kaz on the ladder, which is obviously bullshit, and then just falls off.
All in all, quite an old fashioned ladder match, but it was entertaining nonetheless even if it didn't set the world on fire. Too much focus on Kazarian and a weak ending mean this gets 7.2 out of 10
Daffney vs Tara (Knockouts Championship)
The match starts with Tara on the warpath. She does a few power moves, before hitting a standing moonsault. Daffney is back into it quickly, with a few moves in the corner before a few power moves of her own. Tara eventually performs an intelligent counter in the corner, but it doesn't last long.
The match flows a lot better than any other women's match that I have seen for quite some time, and Daffney begins to lock in some strange looking holds, but they look painful, so that's all that matters. Tara does manage to get back into control, and we see a few more power moves, and we then go quite back and forth with a couple of near falls. Daffney throws Tara out of the ring and tries to hit her with the belt, but to no avail, and Tara hits the Widow's Peak for the win.
Tara wins the match, and it was a thoroughly enjoyable encounter. Watching it, I didn't feel that the women's division was an afterthought, and that isn't something that is encountered often in wrestling to be honest with you. Nothing brilliant, but a really solid encounter scoring 8.1 out of 10
Magnus vs Rob Terry (Global Championship)
Wales' number 1 professional wrestler starts this one and repeatedly overpowers Magnus. Then he pins him. And he's won.
Not a very long match this, but they need to make Rob Terry look good and this is how they should do it. Probably shouldn't be on PPV though. I'm giving this a decent score, because it made sense it was short, and I'd rather see a one minute match than a ten minute match between these two. They played within their limitations, so I'm giving it 6.4 out of 10
Generation Me vs Motor City Machine Guns (Ultimate X)
These may be the two teams with the most chemistry anywhere in the world right now. They start off quickly, but they then slow down and settle into some back and forth action. The amazing thing about what happens next is that they start doing all the spots that you'd expect but without doing the usual three weeks of setting it up, making it look uber coreographed.
Every move looks huge and Generation Me in particular look like they are on fire. Some of the spots are really impressive, such as when Sabin levels one of the Bucks and then uses a poetry in motion type thing to get the otherone off the rope. What follows that is a lot of innovative spotty moves, but it really doesn't seem as rehearsed as most other matches. The match continues in this vein until Sabin manages to get the X after throwing one of the Bucks down, which was actually quite lacklustre after what had preceded it.
As realistic as the spots are, there wasn't really much flow to the match, and that is perhaps to be expected, even if it should be avoided. That is why I can't give this match more, as it never got me on the end of my seat, purely because there was no build into the big spots, and there was nothing in between them really to maintain suspense. Still, there is something quite awe inspiring about this, and there wasn't any botches, so I give it 9.0 out of 10
The Wolfpac vs Kevin Nash and Eric Young
We start with Syxx-Pac and Young in the ring. They start off looking like two blokes having a fight in the pub, but it soon settles into an actual wrestling style, albeit a brawl, with Young going apeshit until Hall gives him a cheap shot.
Hall comes in next, and starts to work on Young's arm, and is unbelievably not that shit at all. Waltman is soon back in and he throws Young from the ring, before rolling back the years with a dive over the top rope. Young throws Pac into the post, but Hall comes and gives him another cheap shot.
Hall is tagged back in, and puts Young in a sleeper. They trade places, but Hall powers out with a side slam. The referee is distracted as Syxx-Pac sprays paint in Young's eyes. He fights on, but he tags in Kevin Nash, who procedes to make the most obvious swerve in history. He powerbombs Young, then tags him back in. Hall hits The Razor's Edge for the win.
This wasn't anywhere near as bad as it could have been, and although the swerve was obvious, the match served it's purpose, and if anyone looked frail it was Kevin Nash, not the opponents. This was a decent match, if not world beating, and there wasn't much wrong with it at all, so it gets 6.8 out of 10
Shannon Moore vs Doug Williams (X-Division Title)
We start with a very open match before Williams starts to slow it down a bit. He uses a series of holds, before then attacking Williams in the corner. Moore gets back into it now, hitting a lot of high speed moves, which I don't think he got the opportunity to perform very often in WWE. The pitfalls of being shit I suppose.
That being said, this is a good outing, until Williams ***** him with a brick for the win. A solid match this, entertaining. Moore's debut made him look good, and Williams maintains his momentum. Nothing spectacular about this, but it did well, so I give it 7.6 out of 10
Beer Money vs Hernandez/Morgan
Hernandez and Morgan are falling apart. How anyone can bitch about Showmiz but ignore the fact that Hernandez and Morgan have even less in common and had absolutely no build is beyond me. Hernandez and Roode start us off, but then Morgan tags himself in, before getting punched in the head.
We go on routinely, until Hernandez comes in and holds Storm in the longest delayed vertical suplex in the world, but Morgan is being a tool after it and won't tag in. Until he does, three seconds later. Morgan hits Beer Money with a double cross body, then tags in Hernandez. Morgan blocks a suicide dive attempt by Hernandez, and Beer Money get in control.
I am Morgan's biggest critic, but he does well here. He acts like a complete tool, but does so without making himself the spectacle over the match. Meanwhile Hernandez sells like a bitch, while Beer Money run riot. Morgan eventually does get back in, and no sells a few slaps from Roode before tagging Hernandez in. Hernandez dives onto Roode, but as Morgan shouts at him, he ducks Storm's beer spit, which hits Morgan, before Morgan attacks Hernandez after he has picked up the win.
Morgan did well in this match, by staying out of the ring. The match itself may not have been anything to write home about, and indeed it wasn't, but it is so refreshing to see a tag match that isn't the same old tired formula and to see a match get a storyline over without compromising the quality that I am going to give this 8.5 out of 10
Mr. Anderson vs Kurt Angle
This match starts off with a series of holds, and Angle making a point of making Anderson look like a fool. This is obviously good psychology when you consider the storyline basis of this angle. Angle remains dominantin the early stages until Anderson hits him with a boot to the face and jumps with his arm out of the ring.
Anderson stays in control for a while, with some classic heel beat down moves on Angle. He works on one of Angle's arms, and intermittently does a few other moves. Anderson continues the onslaught on the arm, but mixes things up enough so that it isn't boring. Angle manages to pull it back with a series of clotheslines, before hitting a big suplex.
Angle is selling his arm, hitting all of his moves with his stronger arm. Anderson hits a Green Bay Plunge, but not on the top rope for a two, but his mic check attempt is reversed into a rolling German Suplex. He hits an Angle slam for a two count. Anderson kicked out a bit readily, but this is attributed to Angle not getting the slam in properly.
Anderson rolls out of an ankle lock, and low blows Kurt after knocking the referee and then hits the mic check for a two count. Angle manages to get out of it, hitting a frog splash but to no avail. The ref is taken out and is unable to count Anderson's pin after hitting his own Angle slam.
Anderson gets a chair, then Angle's medal, but Angle blocks the attempt, and then slices Anderson's head open with the medal. He repeatedly punches Anderson in the head, wakes the ref, then hits the Ankle lock, grapevines it and gets the win.
Good match this, as ever with Angle, and it made great storytelling sense. Everyone comes out of this a winner, and there's a potential to end the feud or continue it, which is what you want in a PPV match, so I give it 8.8 out of 10
Abyss vs AJ Styles (TNA Championship)
Abyss attacks AJ before the end of JB's unecessary introductions. Good. Abyss dominates the early procedings, using power moves to subdue AJ, except for a brief pause when AJ uses a few knife edge chops.
He takes AJ out of the ring, and keeps hitting him with moves in front of the wheelchair ridin Ric Flair. Styles mounts a comeback, but he is launched into the ring. However, he remains on top, and hits Abyss out of the ring, before hitting a suicide dive.
Flair's going apeshit out of the ring, when AJ gets a chair for absolutely no reason. He starts choking Abyss on the rope, and the match loses a lot of its momentum. But AJ does hit a few big moves whilst Flair is wooing outside the ring.
As I'm watching the match, I'm getting that Styles is a good wrestler, but the repeated return to chops is crap. Abyss is a power wrestler, but the comparison with Hogan ends there. He doesn't have the raw charisma to pull it off. The match is by no means bad, I just think that neither man is working to their strengths.
Styles gets catapulted into the chair he put in the corner, but nothing happens for some reason. He's fine again in a bit, and starts hitting flashy AJ Styles moves after Abyss had been hitting classic Abyss moves. The match is starting to get good, with a 2 count after a Black Hole slam, then the shittness begins.
Flair sprays CS gas in the referee's eyes, and Styles hits Abyss with the belt. Hogan comes out with Earl Hebner. He rolls Flair out of the arena, then AJ hits a 450 splash, but only gets a two count. Abyss Abysses up, hits the shittest big boot ever, then chokeslams Styles through the ring. Knock out right? Well Hogan crowns Abyss the champion, but Flair returns, Abyss falls in the hole, and then gets out, then Flair gets CS gassed, then Desmond Wolfe shows up, gets hit a few times by Hogan and Abyss then falls in the hole. Flair falls in too for good measure, and the match is over. No contest.
The match had glimmers of quality, but was undermined by trying to fit the square pegs of Styles and Abyss into the round holes of Hogan and Flair. That isn't too bad, because the match was alright, but the ending was a complete farce, and was not a PPV finish in the slightest. As a result, I can't give this any more than 6.2 out of 10
Production and Extras
We start with the age old TNA thing of having everyone on the roster doing the same promo. I don't mind this sort of thin, but they need to do something a little bit different. Then we go to the Impact Zone. I appreciate the costing issues and the need to have it there, but they need to figure out a way to make it look different than it does on Impact, because it looks completely shit at present. That being said, the general presentation is much better, with pyro and video screens.
Taz and Tenay are on commentary and they are like wrestling wallpaper, you just don't notice them, aside from Taz's occasional sleazeball comments. This is good in that they don't detract from anything, but on the flipside they don't really add anything. However, only the true greats are capable of that, and these two have found their level and their relationship quite well. That being said, they're total lack of reaction to Nash's turn just made the whole thing seem even more processional.
After the first match, Ric Flair comes out and cuts a promo. He's in a wheelchair, which he blames on The Abyss, which would suggest that Flair isn't spending much of his time watching the product he is on. His promo is swearing revenge, but most of it consists of telling the fans to stop wooing him, before he starts wooing. We then get a backstage segment with Hogan and Abyss. Abyss and Hogan actually work well together, but Hogan is a terrible actor, and none of these promos are laced with the charisma we all know he has in abundance. Bischoff shows up next, and it's more of the same. The chemistry is there, the charisma isn't.
Before the Knockout title match we get the usual TNA shitfest Tale of the tape thing. It looks dated, cheap and contains insightful gems such as "Target=Tara's Title". After that match we get an interview with Magnus, who has changed his name from Brutus Magnus. Not much else is said, but it isn't a bad interview.
We then get a video package for the Ultimate X match, before an interview with the Machine Guns. And then we have Taz and Tenay chatting about the X for a while. This was obviously while they were building the set up, but in all honesty, they should have opened with this if this was the level of delay expected.
We then get a video package for the match between Hall and Syxx-Pac and Nash and Young. The package is quite good at hyping what happened last week, but it could have done with some old footage. I know that can't happen, so I won't criticise too much, but they could have at least shown Hall turning on Nash in TNA like five weeks ago. We then get an interview with Hall and Waltman. Hall's looking a lot better, the interview was good, Syxx-Pac with the line of the night in "Nash and Young or Crosby and Stills" and their brief promo in ring is actually pretty good also. After their match, they do a spraypaint around Young's body, which is quite a striking visual image.
Before the X-Division match, we get Angle setting Mr. Anderson's picture on fire. Simple, but I don't think I've seen it before. We then get another tale of the tape thing, which is shockingly poor. After the match, we get Doug Williams cutting a promo, saying that he hates the division, and then he puts makeup on Moore. Very good, gives him direction, and builds him up well.
Before the tag match, we get a thorough video package, before then the jist of it being repeated by yet another pointless "taglines" segment. Before the Anderson and Angle match, we get a good video package building it up, which gets the whole story in well.
If the match between Anderson and Angle could have had a dual purpose, Anderson's solid promo after the match would suggest that it would certainly continue. Not a problem, it's been entertaining, and they bounce well of each other. We then get a video package which simultaneously beefs up Abyss and the feud itself. We then get an interview with AJ which is gold. He isn't trying to be Ric Flair, he's trying to be AJ Styles, and he gives a really full heel performance. We then get one with Abyss, which is a nice balance between a Hulk Hogan impression and him being himself.
Why does Jeremy Borash do the main event ring introductions? He's shit.
Weird. On the one hand, they're still making the wrong moves with things like tales of the tape, but on the other they're going forward with video packages, although they haven't quite figured out what to put on them yet. They could and should have cut at least one match, but they're getting better with the shoehorning of talent. The promos were by and large excellent, so it was a real mixed bag that I'll give 6.1 out of 10
Overview
A really solid show that could have been better had it not been for the dogshit end to the main event. Hardy, RVD and Sting were notable in their absences, but it was better to leave them off than to force them in without a proper programme. A real step in the right direction, and the best show anywhere this year at time of airing.
I give this show 74 out of 100
TNA Destination X 2010
TNA's changes under Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff are getting more clear, and TNA's destiny is pretty well mapped out at present. This PPV is the second that has had full build in this Hogan era, and the first built at all on the new Monday Night position of TNA.
Brian Kendrick vs Amazing Red vs Daniels vs Kazarian (Ladder Match)
One of the age old problems with TNA PPVs has been the incessant attempts to get everyone on the card. In times gone by, matches like this would have had about 10 people in it, and would have been a complete clusterfuck. These were the only 4 that you would ever think had a chance, so these should be the only 4 in the match.
We then set about what is quite a routine ladder match. There aren't too many huge spots early on, but we build up, with Daniels hitting a moonsault onto a ladder and Red hitting a hurracanrana outside the ring. Still after that, we get a fair deal of spots, but without anything too elaborate. As a result, there's a much more organic feel to this than you'd expect from a ladder match, but it does sacrifice the wow factor a little bit.
One quite significant criticism though is that the bumps are pretty much all taken by Kazarian and Daniels. That doesn't really matter, but it seems odd that Red and Kendrick just seem to vanish at times, often overselling hardly any offense. Indeed, the amount that Kazarian takes through the match is enormous, and yet he seems to get up from everything unscathed.
The ending is both awful and quite clever at the same time. Red is taken out with a big move by Daniels. Fine. Daniels is then thrown off with one of the most believable ladder suplexes I've seen. However, Kendrick tries to collect the contract with Kaz on the ladder, which is obviously bullshit, and then just falls off.
All in all, quite an old fashioned ladder match, but it was entertaining nonetheless even if it didn't set the world on fire. Too much focus on Kazarian and a weak ending mean this gets 7.2 out of 10
Daffney vs Tara (Knockouts Championship)
The match starts with Tara on the warpath. She does a few power moves, before hitting a standing moonsault. Daffney is back into it quickly, with a few moves in the corner before a few power moves of her own. Tara eventually performs an intelligent counter in the corner, but it doesn't last long.
The match flows a lot better than any other women's match that I have seen for quite some time, and Daffney begins to lock in some strange looking holds, but they look painful, so that's all that matters. Tara does manage to get back into control, and we see a few more power moves, and we then go quite back and forth with a couple of near falls. Daffney throws Tara out of the ring and tries to hit her with the belt, but to no avail, and Tara hits the Widow's Peak for the win.
Tara wins the match, and it was a thoroughly enjoyable encounter. Watching it, I didn't feel that the women's division was an afterthought, and that isn't something that is encountered often in wrestling to be honest with you. Nothing brilliant, but a really solid encounter scoring 8.1 out of 10
Magnus vs Rob Terry (Global Championship)
Wales' number 1 professional wrestler starts this one and repeatedly overpowers Magnus. Then he pins him. And he's won.
Not a very long match this, but they need to make Rob Terry look good and this is how they should do it. Probably shouldn't be on PPV though. I'm giving this a decent score, because it made sense it was short, and I'd rather see a one minute match than a ten minute match between these two. They played within their limitations, so I'm giving it 6.4 out of 10
Generation Me vs Motor City Machine Guns (Ultimate X)
These may be the two teams with the most chemistry anywhere in the world right now. They start off quickly, but they then slow down and settle into some back and forth action. The amazing thing about what happens next is that they start doing all the spots that you'd expect but without doing the usual three weeks of setting it up, making it look uber coreographed.
Every move looks huge and Generation Me in particular look like they are on fire. Some of the spots are really impressive, such as when Sabin levels one of the Bucks and then uses a poetry in motion type thing to get the otherone off the rope. What follows that is a lot of innovative spotty moves, but it really doesn't seem as rehearsed as most other matches. The match continues in this vein until Sabin manages to get the X after throwing one of the Bucks down, which was actually quite lacklustre after what had preceded it.
As realistic as the spots are, there wasn't really much flow to the match, and that is perhaps to be expected, even if it should be avoided. That is why I can't give this match more, as it never got me on the end of my seat, purely because there was no build into the big spots, and there was nothing in between them really to maintain suspense. Still, there is something quite awe inspiring about this, and there wasn't any botches, so I give it 9.0 out of 10
The Wolfpac vs Kevin Nash and Eric Young
We start with Syxx-Pac and Young in the ring. They start off looking like two blokes having a fight in the pub, but it soon settles into an actual wrestling style, albeit a brawl, with Young going apeshit until Hall gives him a cheap shot.
Hall comes in next, and starts to work on Young's arm, and is unbelievably not that shit at all. Waltman is soon back in and he throws Young from the ring, before rolling back the years with a dive over the top rope. Young throws Pac into the post, but Hall comes and gives him another cheap shot.
Hall is tagged back in, and puts Young in a sleeper. They trade places, but Hall powers out with a side slam. The referee is distracted as Syxx-Pac sprays paint in Young's eyes. He fights on, but he tags in Kevin Nash, who procedes to make the most obvious swerve in history. He powerbombs Young, then tags him back in. Hall hits The Razor's Edge for the win.
This wasn't anywhere near as bad as it could have been, and although the swerve was obvious, the match served it's purpose, and if anyone looked frail it was Kevin Nash, not the opponents. This was a decent match, if not world beating, and there wasn't much wrong with it at all, so it gets 6.8 out of 10
Shannon Moore vs Doug Williams (X-Division Title)
We start with a very open match before Williams starts to slow it down a bit. He uses a series of holds, before then attacking Williams in the corner. Moore gets back into it now, hitting a lot of high speed moves, which I don't think he got the opportunity to perform very often in WWE. The pitfalls of being shit I suppose.
That being said, this is a good outing, until Williams ***** him with a brick for the win. A solid match this, entertaining. Moore's debut made him look good, and Williams maintains his momentum. Nothing spectacular about this, but it did well, so I give it 7.6 out of 10
Beer Money vs Hernandez/Morgan
Hernandez and Morgan are falling apart. How anyone can bitch about Showmiz but ignore the fact that Hernandez and Morgan have even less in common and had absolutely no build is beyond me. Hernandez and Roode start us off, but then Morgan tags himself in, before getting punched in the head.
We go on routinely, until Hernandez comes in and holds Storm in the longest delayed vertical suplex in the world, but Morgan is being a tool after it and won't tag in. Until he does, three seconds later. Morgan hits Beer Money with a double cross body, then tags in Hernandez. Morgan blocks a suicide dive attempt by Hernandez, and Beer Money get in control.
I am Morgan's biggest critic, but he does well here. He acts like a complete tool, but does so without making himself the spectacle over the match. Meanwhile Hernandez sells like a bitch, while Beer Money run riot. Morgan eventually does get back in, and no sells a few slaps from Roode before tagging Hernandez in. Hernandez dives onto Roode, but as Morgan shouts at him, he ducks Storm's beer spit, which hits Morgan, before Morgan attacks Hernandez after he has picked up the win.
Morgan did well in this match, by staying out of the ring. The match itself may not have been anything to write home about, and indeed it wasn't, but it is so refreshing to see a tag match that isn't the same old tired formula and to see a match get a storyline over without compromising the quality that I am going to give this 8.5 out of 10
Mr. Anderson vs Kurt Angle
This match starts off with a series of holds, and Angle making a point of making Anderson look like a fool. This is obviously good psychology when you consider the storyline basis of this angle. Angle remains dominantin the early stages until Anderson hits him with a boot to the face and jumps with his arm out of the ring.
Anderson stays in control for a while, with some classic heel beat down moves on Angle. He works on one of Angle's arms, and intermittently does a few other moves. Anderson continues the onslaught on the arm, but mixes things up enough so that it isn't boring. Angle manages to pull it back with a series of clotheslines, before hitting a big suplex.
Angle is selling his arm, hitting all of his moves with his stronger arm. Anderson hits a Green Bay Plunge, but not on the top rope for a two, but his mic check attempt is reversed into a rolling German Suplex. He hits an Angle slam for a two count. Anderson kicked out a bit readily, but this is attributed to Angle not getting the slam in properly.
Anderson rolls out of an ankle lock, and low blows Kurt after knocking the referee and then hits the mic check for a two count. Angle manages to get out of it, hitting a frog splash but to no avail. The ref is taken out and is unable to count Anderson's pin after hitting his own Angle slam.
Anderson gets a chair, then Angle's medal, but Angle blocks the attempt, and then slices Anderson's head open with the medal. He repeatedly punches Anderson in the head, wakes the ref, then hits the Ankle lock, grapevines it and gets the win.
Good match this, as ever with Angle, and it made great storytelling sense. Everyone comes out of this a winner, and there's a potential to end the feud or continue it, which is what you want in a PPV match, so I give it 8.8 out of 10
Abyss vs AJ Styles (TNA Championship)
Abyss attacks AJ before the end of JB's unecessary introductions. Good. Abyss dominates the early procedings, using power moves to subdue AJ, except for a brief pause when AJ uses a few knife edge chops.
He takes AJ out of the ring, and keeps hitting him with moves in front of the wheelchair ridin Ric Flair. Styles mounts a comeback, but he is launched into the ring. However, he remains on top, and hits Abyss out of the ring, before hitting a suicide dive.
Flair's going apeshit out of the ring, when AJ gets a chair for absolutely no reason. He starts choking Abyss on the rope, and the match loses a lot of its momentum. But AJ does hit a few big moves whilst Flair is wooing outside the ring.
As I'm watching the match, I'm getting that Styles is a good wrestler, but the repeated return to chops is crap. Abyss is a power wrestler, but the comparison with Hogan ends there. He doesn't have the raw charisma to pull it off. The match is by no means bad, I just think that neither man is working to their strengths.
Styles gets catapulted into the chair he put in the corner, but nothing happens for some reason. He's fine again in a bit, and starts hitting flashy AJ Styles moves after Abyss had been hitting classic Abyss moves. The match is starting to get good, with a 2 count after a Black Hole slam, then the shittness begins.
Flair sprays CS gas in the referee's eyes, and Styles hits Abyss with the belt. Hogan comes out with Earl Hebner. He rolls Flair out of the arena, then AJ hits a 450 splash, but only gets a two count. Abyss Abysses up, hits the shittest big boot ever, then chokeslams Styles through the ring. Knock out right? Well Hogan crowns Abyss the champion, but Flair returns, Abyss falls in the hole, and then gets out, then Flair gets CS gassed, then Desmond Wolfe shows up, gets hit a few times by Hogan and Abyss then falls in the hole. Flair falls in too for good measure, and the match is over. No contest.
The match had glimmers of quality, but was undermined by trying to fit the square pegs of Styles and Abyss into the round holes of Hogan and Flair. That isn't too bad, because the match was alright, but the ending was a complete farce, and was not a PPV finish in the slightest. As a result, I can't give this any more than 6.2 out of 10
Production and Extras
We start with the age old TNA thing of having everyone on the roster doing the same promo. I don't mind this sort of thin, but they need to do something a little bit different. Then we go to the Impact Zone. I appreciate the costing issues and the need to have it there, but they need to figure out a way to make it look different than it does on Impact, because it looks completely shit at present. That being said, the general presentation is much better, with pyro and video screens.
Taz and Tenay are on commentary and they are like wrestling wallpaper, you just don't notice them, aside from Taz's occasional sleazeball comments. This is good in that they don't detract from anything, but on the flipside they don't really add anything. However, only the true greats are capable of that, and these two have found their level and their relationship quite well. That being said, they're total lack of reaction to Nash's turn just made the whole thing seem even more processional.
After the first match, Ric Flair comes out and cuts a promo. He's in a wheelchair, which he blames on The Abyss, which would suggest that Flair isn't spending much of his time watching the product he is on. His promo is swearing revenge, but most of it consists of telling the fans to stop wooing him, before he starts wooing. We then get a backstage segment with Hogan and Abyss. Abyss and Hogan actually work well together, but Hogan is a terrible actor, and none of these promos are laced with the charisma we all know he has in abundance. Bischoff shows up next, and it's more of the same. The chemistry is there, the charisma isn't.
Before the Knockout title match we get the usual TNA shitfest Tale of the tape thing. It looks dated, cheap and contains insightful gems such as "Target=Tara's Title". After that match we get an interview with Magnus, who has changed his name from Brutus Magnus. Not much else is said, but it isn't a bad interview.
We then get a video package for the Ultimate X match, before an interview with the Machine Guns. And then we have Taz and Tenay chatting about the X for a while. This was obviously while they were building the set up, but in all honesty, they should have opened with this if this was the level of delay expected.
We then get a video package for the match between Hall and Syxx-Pac and Nash and Young. The package is quite good at hyping what happened last week, but it could have done with some old footage. I know that can't happen, so I won't criticise too much, but they could have at least shown Hall turning on Nash in TNA like five weeks ago. We then get an interview with Hall and Waltman. Hall's looking a lot better, the interview was good, Syxx-Pac with the line of the night in "Nash and Young or Crosby and Stills" and their brief promo in ring is actually pretty good also. After their match, they do a spraypaint around Young's body, which is quite a striking visual image.
Before the X-Division match, we get Angle setting Mr. Anderson's picture on fire. Simple, but I don't think I've seen it before. We then get another tale of the tape thing, which is shockingly poor. After the match, we get Doug Williams cutting a promo, saying that he hates the division, and then he puts makeup on Moore. Very good, gives him direction, and builds him up well.
Before the tag match, we get a thorough video package, before then the jist of it being repeated by yet another pointless "taglines" segment. Before the Anderson and Angle match, we get a good video package building it up, which gets the whole story in well.
If the match between Anderson and Angle could have had a dual purpose, Anderson's solid promo after the match would suggest that it would certainly continue. Not a problem, it's been entertaining, and they bounce well of each other. We then get a video package which simultaneously beefs up Abyss and the feud itself. We then get an interview with AJ which is gold. He isn't trying to be Ric Flair, he's trying to be AJ Styles, and he gives a really full heel performance. We then get one with Abyss, which is a nice balance between a Hulk Hogan impression and him being himself.
Why does Jeremy Borash do the main event ring introductions? He's shit.
Weird. On the one hand, they're still making the wrong moves with things like tales of the tape, but on the other they're going forward with video packages, although they haven't quite figured out what to put on them yet. They could and should have cut at least one match, but they're getting better with the shoehorning of talent. The promos were by and large excellent, so it was a real mixed bag that I'll give 6.1 out of 10
Overview
A really solid show that could have been better had it not been for the dogshit end to the main event. Hardy, RVD and Sting were notable in their absences, but it was better to leave them off than to force them in without a proper programme. A real step in the right direction, and the best show anywhere this year at time of airing.
I give this show 74 out of 100