Tampons with wings

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

In a part of a debate which is completely unrelated, my friend argued that tampons with wings did not exist. Having seen it on my magical picture box, i disagreed. Looking up websites to debunk his "No wing" theory, I came across the 3 funniest comments all night on "Tampons with wings"

WTF. How do these function. Do they make your vag fly? Apparently they make you feel confident I gotta get me some. hehe

but no no, this isn't all

I know!!! What the fuck?! The look like a bloody umbrella (scuse the pun!)... I honestly dont understand how this is needed? Ladies! Help me out here!!!

I mean maybe if you'd popped 11 kids out of your Mickey...

Only to be capped off by this

fly and be free my little pretties.

I'd train them to be homing tampons.

Well screw you, i laughed.

 

[The Doctor]

 

[Viola Moonlight]

 

[Dexter]

Mickey is slang for vag? Where?

 

[HBK-aholic]

You can get tampons with wings?

 

[Hyorinmaru]