Talk Like Mike Goldberg In This Thread

[Turd Ferguson]

This sort of started in the TMX/SSSS thread, but I wanted to see if I could offshoot it here.

"That is one dynamic screen name Joe, has Via Armbar".

"A nutritious breakfast, HERE AT THE DINING ROOM TABLE. Oatmeal! Eggs! The cook, my wife! AND HERE. WE. GO."

 

[Via Armbar]

Game for anal sex, is Via Armbar's girlfriend and HERE WE GO! PREPARE FOR THE METEORIC RISE OF HIS PENIS!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

The Beautiful Armbar's Girlfriend, making her way to the bedroom...

 

[Via Armbar]

COULD WE GET A THIRD ROUND?! Via Armbar's penis is ROCKED! COULD THIS BE IT!?

This intercourse is brought to you by-

*Armbar ejaculates*

Disney's How To Train Your Dragon, in theatres April 1st.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

*Random Kevin Randleman reference*

 

[INDYjon22]

It's like I am watching a live UFC card or something.

 

[Via Armbar]

VIA ARMBAR'S PENIS IS LIKE A SMALLER KEVIN RANDLEMAN. EXPLOSIVE POWER!

NO! ARMBAR'S GIRLFRIEND IS WIDE OPEN! ARMBAR SMELLS THE OPENING!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

“Armbar wants to get in close to use that reach advantage.”