(opening pyro goes off and we see the video for BRAWL)
PM: Welcome to the show!
DF: Hope you are all watching at home!
PM: Shut Up! just do what your good at and run down the card.
DF: Well we have Remo vs Lobster warrior (non title)
PM: and Christian Faith and Joey America vs Tom Gilmore
(Zimmy and Randy, the immortal Bumfholes come out)
DF: these two are one of the teams in the new 3 way laddder match at WIW for the tag titles.
PM: Yeah well I don't like 'em, they really aren't that good!
DF: what wrong with you?
(Out come high concept)
DF: here they are! High Concept are a good prospect!
Bumfholes vs High Concept
Zimmy and Elmo started things off and Zimmy had most of the offense until a powerbomb was reversed into a roll up for a 2 count. Zimmy hit a dropsault and some other great flashy moves the he tagged out to his partner! Randy hit a standing shooting star press for the 1 2 3
Winners: The Bumfholes
(We go backstage to see Sean Mcfly and interviewer, Emma Chase)
EC: Hi sean
SM: Hey
EC: How Do you feel about "the Big announcement" tonight?
SM: Well to me, I don't care, i am focused, I respect every man in the 5 way, I just NEED to win.
EM: Who do you feel is your biggest threat in that match?
SM: The Fans... Don't get me wrong I love them all (pop) It's just the pressure... But i'm sure i'll pull through.
EM: Thanks
(Steven Parker enters)
PM: I like this guy he is new, flashy and has great taste in people he likes me.
DF: Yeah well he is good but did you know he is canadian?
PM: (throws a tomato at Parker.)
(Out Comes Valiant)
This guy is not canadian...
DF: yes... he is not a canadian
Steven Parker vs Valiant
Steven appears to be a decent mat wrestler, taking down valiant with a German suplex and a few punches to the skull, vicous hard and rights, he locks valiant in a submission, all the while still elbowing his head. Steven locks in his finisher "the Golden Lock" for the tap out
Winner: Steven Parker
PM: what an impressive Debut!
DF: Yes, yes it was.
(Marc Doubois comes out with a mic)
DF: This guy is cana...
PM: I know!
Marc: Peter. You like to insult Canada on a frickin' headset? come here... IN THE RING and insult Canada!
(peter gets in the ring)
PM: Canada.. Sucks... Ars
(marc punches him in the face)
DF: it appears this is a match.
Marc Dubois vs Peter Micheals
Marc climbs the top turnbuckle and hits the 450 splash for the win.
Winner: Marc Dubois
Marc: Canada wins.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
DF: Well peter won't be able to continue so here he is, Jerry Eisen!
JE: Thanks Duane lets get on with the show!
(remo Richardson enters)
DF: well this guy is 297 lbs and 6'9!
JE: wow but his opponent is no joke!
(lobster worrior enters and does his commotion in the ocean thing)
Lobster Warrior vs Remo
Lobster is playing his usual Tech/fly game while remo is focusing on his biggest offense, his power, Lobster locks in the lobster lock and Remo is in it for a long time before lifting lobster off the FLOOR! he make it a slam! Lobby hits a clothes line which is dodged and Remo hit some more power moves before the Remo go round power bomb for a win
Winner: Remo
Richard Eisen comes out.
RE: I am afraid that the 5 way at WIW will be too personal... None of the
participants like Tom Gilmore... Which is why it is now a six way!!!! now involving.... Dan Stone Jr!!! in the championship scramble.
Christian Faith and Joey come out
DF: will these two be able to co-exist at WIW?
JE: i'm still in shock over what dad just did.
DF: yes quite a suprise.
(out comes Tom Gilmore)
DF: this man has no respect for anyone.
JE: Maybe he will for Dan stone
Christian Faith and Joey America vs Tom Gilmore
the tornado match didn't start well, well not for Gilmore anyway, he was victim to many tag moves. When joey took over Gilmore started getting a tiny bit of momentum but then Tom hit a dropkick on Christian's head for a 2 count and is was just 1 huge brawl for the next few mins. ending when a distraction from Dan stone allows Gilmore to hit a Anger managment on Christian Faith.
Winner: Tom Gilmore
