Sun burn sucks dick

[Murfish]

so I was on a canoe trip on the Delaware this weekend.

We did 26 miles and the trip was great, but this sun burn that I'm walking away with is killing me.

 

[Mr. TM]

I wish I was getting sun burnt.

Working on the day off..

 

[Razor]

I haven't gotten a sunburn in a long while. Most be because of this Arkansas humidity. I refuse to go out for longer than 30 minutes because of it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I thought you had sunburn on your dick for a second. Would have been a much better story.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I don't get why 'sucks dick' is a bad thing.

 

[Razor]

I thought you had sunburn on your dick for a second. Would have been a much better story.

...I read it like that at first as well. I had to reread it.

 

[Fizzy]

I don't get why 'sucks dick' is a bad thing.

Try having a man's mind for a few minutes.

I had some pretty bad sunburn last week. Hurt to sleep because of the bed rubbing on it.

 

[Jane]

Sun burns suck dick? I need to go outside more...