...What's this? Harthan posting non spam? What is this, 2008?
But, yes, I saw this announced and thought - well, here's a match I'm interested in. Possibly as much as anything on this card. Imagine my shock when I came to these foreign parts and discovered that no thread had been created to celebrate this delicious piece of wrestling lusciousness.
"Well," I said. "This simply will not do."
Look! I even found a banner.
I think this is super exciting, for a variety of reasons. One, the idea of an Italian and a Swiss wrestling each other for the United States Championship is so hilarious that it makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. Two, Santino is awesome in most conceivable ways, and even in a few ways that are inconceivable. Three, Antonio Cesaro - better known as to me as Claudio Castagnoli - rocks socks. Rock everyone's socks. Even if you weren't wearing socks, Cesaro would be rocking the socks in your socks drawer.
Anyway, this match would probably convince me to buy SummerSlam, frankly - if it was on the main card, anyway. I'm not nearly as excited by the prospect of watching an executive and a guest star slap each other around for forty minutes - please, give me this young, fresh, up and coming talent against an entertaining veteran any day of the week. Especially on Sunday, which is when they'll show the PPV, I have on good authority.
As it is, I'll be glued to Facebook for this one. I'm turribly excited. I hope that it will be the beginning of Cesaro's ascent to WWE godhood, though I fear the WWE won't go through with a title change on non-PPV. Nevertheless, I'm ecstatic to watch this particular contest. Is it too early to give it five stars? Maybe - I'll wait till at least Thursday.
But, yes, I saw this announced and thought - well, here's a match I'm interested in. Possibly as much as anything on this card. Imagine my shock when I came to these foreign parts and discovered that no thread had been created to celebrate this delicious piece of wrestling lusciousness.
"Well," I said. "This simply will not do."
Look! I even found a banner.
I think this is super exciting, for a variety of reasons. One, the idea of an Italian and a Swiss wrestling each other for the United States Championship is so hilarious that it makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. Two, Santino is awesome in most conceivable ways, and even in a few ways that are inconceivable. Three, Antonio Cesaro - better known as to me as Claudio Castagnoli - rocks socks. Rock everyone's socks. Even if you weren't wearing socks, Cesaro would be rocking the socks in your socks drawer.
Anyway, this match would probably convince me to buy SummerSlam, frankly - if it was on the main card, anyway. I'm not nearly as excited by the prospect of watching an executive and a guest star slap each other around for forty minutes - please, give me this young, fresh, up and coming talent against an entertaining veteran any day of the week. Especially on Sunday, which is when they'll show the PPV, I have on good authority.
As it is, I'll be glued to Facebook for this one. I'm turribly excited. I hope that it will be the beginning of Cesaro's ascent to WWE godhood, though I fear the WWE won't go through with a title change on non-PPV. Nevertheless, I'm ecstatic to watch this particular contest. Is it too early to give it five stars? Maybe - I'll wait till at least Thursday.