Stuff I Don't Get

[klunderbunker]

Was Mary Ann gay?

How do Miss Piggy and Kermit have sex?

Zach Ryder

Sports Illustrated

Instead of putting all the treasures and weapons in dungeons, why doesn't Gannon keep them all and be like "Hey you little elf bitch if you want them, come and get them"

Enough cock.

Why is the rent so damn high?

Are glasses really that great of a disguise that no one gets that Clark is Superman?

Why doesn't Robin wear pants?

Why isn't there a driver through grocery store?

 

[The Holy One]

Was Mary Ann gay?

I hope not

How do Miss Piggy and Kermit have sex?

I thought Kermit was always cheating on her.

Zach Ryder

It's a Jersey thing or in his case a Long Island thing

Sports Illustrated

It's good about every other issue, the Swimsuit edition is overrated though

Instead of putting all the treasures and weapons in dungeons, why doesn't Gannon keep them all and be like "Hey you little elf bitch if you want them, come and get them"

B/c then he'll be smart which villians aren't known for at all

Enough cock.

Preach it

Why is the rent so damn high?

I take you've join the Rent Is Too Damn High Party too

Are glasses really that great of a disguise that no one gets that Clark is Superman?

It's the difference b/w a nerd and a jock

Why doesn't Robin wear pants?

B/c Batman doesn't approve of them?

Why isn't there a driver through grocery store?

The gas is too damn high

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Why do you think Mary Ann was gay?

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

A drive-thru grocery store would fucking rock...minus the obesity rate doubling in like 4 years.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Was Mary Ann gay?

??? I don't know.

How do Miss Piggy and Kermit have sex?

Who said they ever did? Unless they had children, maybe they never had sex

Zack Ryder

You wound me. Zack Ryder is popular because his gimmick is funny, he isn't that bad in the ring or on the mic, and he's awesome.

Sports Illustrated

For a long time it was the premier sports magazine. Of couse the Internet made it much more useless, since we can get instantaneous sports info.

Instead of putting all the treasures and weapons in dungeons, why doesn't Gannon keep them all and be like "Hey you little elf bitch if you want them, come and get them"

Logic, man. Can't expect it in video games.

Enough cock.

call a male hooker.

Why is the rent so damn high?

Because the people who collect the rent want as much money as possible.

Are glasses really that great of a disguise that no one gets that Clark is Superman?

Doesn't he also wear a shirt and tie normally? I don't think Clark Kent walks around with his superman outfit and glasses, does he?

Why doesn't Robin wear pants?

Same reason professional wrestlers don't. They don't want to.

Why isn't there a driver through grocery store?

I guess you haven't heard of Dairy Barn. It's the closest thing I can think of to a drive through Grocery story (wiki it).

 

[Lee]

Was Mary Ann gay?

No idea

How do Miss Piggy and Kermit have sex?

Their characters are in love, but the real kermit/piggy aren't

Zach Ryder

Me either

Sports Illustrated

What?

Instead of putting all the treasures and weapons in dungeons, why doesn't Gannon keep them all and be like "Hey you little elf bitch if you want them, come and get them"

Because some weapons weren't put there by Ganon, but I understand your point.

Enough cock

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Can't help here

Why is the rent so damn high?

It's the goment

Are glasses really that great of a disguise that no one gets that Clark is Superman?

Because Superman doesn't have a mask. If he didn't have a mask, why would they assume he has a secret identity.

Why doesn't Robin wear pants?

He has done since 1989. Tim Drake and all that shizz

Why isn't there a driver through grocery store?

Would take far too long.

 

[LigerBomb]

rhetorical questions be rhetorical

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Was Mary Ann gay?

I sure as hell hope not!

How do Miss Piggy and Kermit have sex?

Zach Ryder

If you lived in NY you would understand how awesome he is.

Sports Illustrated

Same here.

Instead of putting all the treasures and weapons in dungeons, why doesn't Gannon keep them all and be like "Hey you little elf bitch if you want them, come and get them"

Because it would be too easy.

Enough cock.

Shouldn't Becca be saying this?

Why is the rent so damn high?

The government can never have enough money.....to waste.

Are glasses really that great of a disguise that no one gets that Clark is Superman?

I didn't recognize him at first. What does that tell you?

Why doesn't Robin wear pants?

Because real robins don't wear pants.

Why isn't there a driver through grocery store?

It would take forever to get all your items. If not there would have to be a 10 item maximum, which would suck.

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Was Mary Ann gay?

No clue. Never watched GI. Does it matter, if she was?

How do Miss Piggy and Kermit have sex?

I'd imagine with a 3rd party; what with both being fingered on a regular basis.

Zach Ryder

He'd be better if he & Robbie E. would form an alliance.

Sports Illustrated

ESPN magazine FTW?

Instead of putting all the treasures and weapons in dungeons, why doesn't Gannon keep them all and be like "Hey you little elf bitch if you want them, come and get them"

Villians never showed signs of wisdom and brain-power.

Enough cock.

Be real, KB, when it comes to you & cock - can there ever be enough?

Why is the rent so damn high?

I've questioned this several times. Rent-to-Own homes FTW!

Are glasses really that great of a disguise that no one gets that Clark is Superman?

Again - I've questioned this very same thing; infact, I was talking in great detail about this just the other day. I think it has more to do with him living in a town full of idiots.

I mean, lets be serious here; he does live in a town that constantly keeps finding themselves in helpless positions.

Why doesn't Robin wear pants?

He hasn't earned that feature yet.

Why isn't there a driver through grocery store?

Impulse buying would cease to exist, thus crippling mega-chain stores.

 

[The Mark of Zur-En-Arrh]

Was Mary Ann gay?

Who the fuck is Mary Ann?

How do Miss Piggy and Kermit have sex?

Noisily

Zach Ryder

I've seen him in like, 2 backstage skits and a Royal Rumble entry...... so i guess he'd make my 'don't get list' too.

Sports Illustrated

Apparently there's demand for still images of people playing sports alonside other people's opinions.....

Instead of putting all the treasures and weapons in dungeons, why doesn't Gannon keep them all and be like "Hey you little elf bitch if you want them, come and get them"

'Cause Hyrule would be fucked. Surely you've played OOT KB? And don't you agree that early Hyrule was a fuck load nicer than late Hyrule? With the burned down town filled with zombies. They even burned down the Happy Mask Shop..... THE MASK SHOP, I SAY!!!!!

Why is the rent so damn high?

******* landlords?

Are glasses really that great of a disguise that no one gets that Clark is Superman?

He also wears shirts 2 sizes too big......

Why doesn't Robin wear pants?

Because some 20 years after Bob Kane came up with an awesome idea for a comic book, a bunch of other assholes tried to make it as homosexual as possible..... thankfully modern day Robin always wears pants.

Why isn't there a driver through grocery store?

Why the fuck would you need one when you can get groceries online?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

What don't you understand about SI?

 

[CH David]

Was Mary Ann gay?

No clue.

How do Miss Piggy and Kermit have sex?

Probably did something similar to how you gave birth to Rusty, except not fucking himself.

Zach Ryder

Some people like shitty gimmicks.

Sports Illustrated

Subscription?

Instead of putting all the treasures and weapons in dungeons, why doesn't Gannon keep them all and be like "Hey you little elf bitch if you want them, come and get them"

Enough cock.

No idea why.

Why is the rent so damn high?

Because rent is a bitch.

Are glasses really that great of a disguise that no one gets that Clark is Superman?

I've always wondered the same thing.

Why doesn't Robin wear pants?

Those legs are hot.

Why isn't there a driver through grocery store?

Because the line would be too long.

You wound me. Zack Ryder is popular because his gimmick is funny, he isn't that bad in the ring or on the mic, and he's awesome.

Except that he isn't popular, his gimmick sucks ass, and he isn't awesome.

I understand that you went to school with the guy and want him to succeed, that's cool. But seriously, his current gimmick isn't anything more than jobber worthy.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Yea, Zack is pretty shit.

 

[Hawkeye]

Was Mary Ann gay?

I doubt it.

How do Miss Piggy and Kermit have sex?

They don't,Kermit's a cuckold and Piggy has a black man on the side

Zach Ryder

You're probably over thinking it.

Sports Illustrated

Girl,who you tellin?

Instead of putting all the treasures and weapons in dungeons, why doesn't Gannon keep them all and be like "Hey you little elf bitch if you want them, come and get them"

Because those are items of legend that were already there. Gannon's too Gannon to be goin out and getting 'em so he sends minions to prevent Link from getting them. Then again,you're probably over thinking it.

Enough cock.

I don't see how that's possible.

Why is the rent so damn high?

I dunno, but as a karate expert,I will not talk about anybody here. A child's stomach just growled,did you hear it? No,coz you have to listen like me. *OJ gloves*

Are glasses really that great of a disguise that no one gets that Clark is Superman?

Maybe they feel bad for him and pretend they don't know out of pity?

Why doesn't Robin wear pants?

Most likely because of his background as an acrobat and he was used to wearing short tights.

Why isn't there a driver through grocery store?

Cuz that shit sounds ridiculously inconvenient.

 

[The People's Peep]

I guess you haven't heard of Dairy Barn. It's the closest thing I can think of to a drive through Grocery story (wiki it).

Its a LI thing. Dairy Barn iced tea FTW.

 

[justinsayne]

Was Mary Ann gay?

How do Miss Piggy and Kermit have sex?

Froggy Style?

Zach Ryder

It's one of those unexplainable things like everybody's obsession with Santino a few years back

Sports Illustrated

It's a magazine about sports, though the name would suggest more pictures...

Instead of putting all the treasures and weapons in dungeons, why doesn't Gannon keep them all and be like "Hey you little elf bitch if you want them, come and get them"

Cause Gannon has a divide & conquer mentality?

Enough cock.

This sounds like a personal problem

Why is the rent so damn high?

Cause Landlords are evil money grubbing douches

Are glasses really that great of a disguise that no one gets that Clark is Superman?

The glasses are only part of the disguise, he also changes his attitude and approach, people look at Clark and see a guy who lacks confidence, slouches, and generally is just a massive pussy, in Superman they see the exact opposite, they see a guy full of confidence, stands tall and proud, and never backs down from anything, people see the dramatic differences between the two and come to the conclusion that there is no way they could be the same person

Why doesn't Robin wear pants?

He does now

Why isn't there a driver through grocery store?

IDK, you'd think if they can make a drive through liquor store they could make a drive through grocery store

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Was Mary Ann gay?

I'm sure she and Gilligan did it once on the island. Skipper too.

How do Miss Piggy and Kermit have sex?

Kermit isn't asexual?

Zach Ryder

Did you know that he is a tag team champion? Everyone knows Bam Neely was the real star of La Familia.

Sports Illustrated

Once Beyonce was on the cover, I gave up. She has nothing to do with sports. That's like putting Rosie O'Donnell on the cover of Maxim.

Instead of putting all the treasures and weapons in dungeons, why doesn't Gannon keep them all and be like "Hey you little elf bitch if you want them, come and get them"

He could have put them in the Hart Dungeon. The elf won't be the same again.

Enough cock.

Become a crackhead. That'll solve all your problems.

Why is the rent so damn high?

I can't pay my rent cuz all my money spent.

Are glasses really that great of a disguise that no one gets that Clark is Superman?

It sure would increase his sex life.

Why doesn't Robin wear pants?

Batman wears the pants in the relationship and it should stay that way.

Why isn't there a driver through grocery store?

Drive-thru pornography comes first. Groceries come later.

 

[jrichardson25]

I feel like answering the OP's questions. Mind you I'm REALLY sarcastic...

Was Mary Ann gay?
No...

How do Miss Piggy and Kermit have sex?
Its called using your imagination?

Zach Ryder
He's the f****** man (my new haircut reference... youtube it...)

Sports Illustrated
Sports... Illustrated.... self explanitory?

Instead of putting all the treasures and weapons in dungeons, why doesn't Gannon keep them all and be like "Hey you little elf bitch if you want them, come and get them"
Because that would be logical

Enough cock.
This is a woman issue... being a guy I can't help with that one much...

Why is the rent so damn high?
Because someone has to support the landlord...

Are glasses really that great of a disguise that no one gets that Clark is Superman?
People are morons...

Why doesn't Robin wear pants?
He's light in the loafers (gay)

Why isn't there a driver through grocery store?
THERE IS! I just don't remember as to where it is.... at least a drive through liquor store. That one is awesome....

MY TURN!

Life.

College.

Women.

Morons.

People that can't drive.

The sorry state I live in (Cali)

Relationships.

 

[Final Form Snyper.]

Was Mary Ann gay?

Who?

How do Miss Piggy and Kermit have sex?

Ever seen Team America, I imagine it would be like that.

Zach Ryder

Capable worker, IC title potential.

Sports Illustrated

Wasn't Roger Huerta the cover once.

Instead of putting all the treasures and weapons in dungeons, why doesn't Gannon keep them all and be like "Hey you little elf bitch if you want them, come and get them"

Gannon should have taken the lot.

Enough cock.

Never.

Why is the rent so damn high?

Interest rates pushing put all of the mortgage which in turn the homeowners/landlords put back onto the renters to cover.

Are glasses really that great of a disguise that no one gets that Clark is Superman?

I guess people are shown stupid and gullible in these cases.

Why doesn't Robin wear pants?

Why don't I wear underwear?

Why isn't there a driver through grocery store?

I've never thought this until just now, In this case it would be a time vs convenience thing.

 

[Sully]

call a male hooker.

Want my number?

Spoiler

Nobody take that seriously.

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(724) 443-5680

Spoiler

, that's a pizza hut number by the way, don't call it. unless you wan't pizza.