Before I start, Detroit Sportsman Nickname, I might not be great at detecting sarcasm, but I don't suck at it. I saw through this right away.
Hey everyone, this guy is awesome, and deserves his own thread. He's a fan of all New York pro teams (except the Islanders, Giants, and Mets (but who gives a fuck about them)) and Notre Dame. He also gets a raging hard on when you mention Mark Sanchez in a post, so if you wanna hit that up, consider Mark foreplay.
so the legendary Detroit Sportsman Nickname is making a hate thread for me. First of all, it would have been easier to say he's a Jets, Yankees, and Rangers fan, since that's bot accurate and easier then saying a fan of all teams except those 3 (and others you forgot to mention).
Lets see how this turns out.
Don't say a bad thing about Sanchez, though, because he'll say fuck a bunch of times and act tough. You can call his mother a crack****e and his father a drunken piece of shit, he won't care. But if you say Sanchez isn't there yet he'll chop your head off.
1. Here's what I said in the NFL Week 4 LD, when he constantly badgered my about my teams QB, even though he's been playing excellent for the past 3 weeks (and at the end of last season as well). It's actually rather humorous.
Well I'm going to fucking bring it the fuck up every fucking week until you fucking come to your fucking senses and admit that he played fucking great the past 3 weeks and has improved greatly since last season, which even though it's the fucking truth you fucking fail to fucking admit it becuase you're a fucking stubborn fuck who just wants to hate on the kid because he either
A) Played at USC
B) Playing in New Fucking York (Jersey).
Fucking fuck man, how fucking stupid are you? I don't give a fucking shit if you never fucking comment. I will fucking say it every week, and even it if it's only 1 fucking person at a fucking time, they will all fucking agree with me (at least so far) since everything I've fucking said is a fucking FACT.
Asshole.
I counted 23 fucks. I don't know about you, but I found the excessive overuse of fuck to be hysterical. And really, what's so wrong with ranting at someone who doesn't get it?
He's really cool, though. Let's all give him a round of applause.
Lets see where this goes. I honestly don't think I've made too many enemies during my 16 months on this forum, but lets see.
??? What does (Y) mean?
*praise praise praise*
He comes and visits me in my thread all the time and is a ton of fun to talk to. Also a great poster.
<3
Thanks Doc. As I said numerous times, if you don't like Doc, you suck as a person. I really don't think there is a more likable person on the forum. No offense to anyone else, but if there one person whom I would never expect to be a cunt to someone, it's Doc.
I'm in his fucking sig, I looooove him. Too much love for The Cage?
No, it's not too much love for The Cage. The Cage isn't just about ignoramus' who make hate threads when they are wrong about something. And thanks for the love by the way.
I gotta say, Sanchez does get me up a little, but he's no Romo, that guy gets me harder than chinese algebra. Doc know what that's like right, with D Bryan.
And how ironic is it that on one of my fantasy teams, my 2 QBs are Romo and Sanchez? And how about the fact that Sanchez has been a good Fantasy QB for the past 3 weeks, what with 700 yards, 8 TDs, and 0 turnovers in 3 weeks?
You're my boy, Blue! I know that line is from something, rep (when I can) to whoever tells me what it is, since I'm drawing a blank.
Stormtrooper is a cool dude from what I've seen. Haven't talked to him but he seems chill as fuck.
I appreciate it Immaculate. I do not know much about you, but from what I've seen (this post) you seem cool to me.
I like Stormtrooper, he's a nice fella.
That is very kind of you J-Dogg. And you used Fella, which is Sheamus' word. Sheamus is cool. He's no Zack Ryder, but he's cool.
So Detroit Sportsman Nickname, from the 6 replies so far, I counted praise from one of the most respected people on the forum (Doc), a great up and comer that will likely eventually get a mod-spot, based on NXT (Blue), another fairly well respected person here (J-Dogg), a relative newcomer who is pretty popular not only for his funny username (Crock), and a newcomer (Immaculate). Stickstar made a humorous post that I was unable to detect if it was meant in praise, un-praise, or random humor.
So far, I think I win.