Stereotypes realised in the real world

[Tastycles]

1. Geordies

Female colleague: I'm from Newcastle
Male colleague: Were you in Byker Grove?
FC: Yes.

More to come.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

I don't think I have to type the ones about us Jews do I?

Edit: My brother lives the Jewish banker Stereotype every day working for Wells Fargo.

 

[Nate DaMac]

While I was working at Sonic, I had a black man order a Chicken Dinner and a Watermelon Slushie.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

While I was working at Sonic, I had a black man order a Chicken Dinner and a Watermelon Slushie.

 

[Nitafrong]

2. Ireland

While working on a foreign holiday camp....
Girl: Hey one of your staff is Irish- we have one too, you guys probably know eachother.

2 minutes later.....

Guy: You are a relation of Diarmuid then? He lives down in Bantry now doesn't he? You must know Sarah then too- up by Portlaoise

Later on a friend of mine wowed the natives by sinking pints of Guinness in under 3 seconds. She kinda ruined one sterotype and upheld another which the French had about us by getting sick.

 

[Lee]

1. Geordies

Female colleague: I'm from Newcastle
Male colleague: Were you in Byker Grove?
FC: Yes.

More to come.

She was? Who?

 

[Tastycles]

3. Germans

My brother is in Germany and at a camp site with a lake, but fishing is not allowed. The guard goes off duty at 8pm. My brother's friend casts off at 7.59pm, and the guard crosses the entire campsite to say "Nein, nein verboten!"

 

[Tastycles]

She was? Who?

She was an extra, but she said she was offered a proper part but had to move away.

 

[Lee]

I'll probs know her, the extras were just picked from three schools in the area and one in sunderland

 

[The Doctor]

As a proud Anglo-American, I can say that I LOVE tea and greasy fried food. I drink several cups of tea with milk a day, and whenever we go out to eat I love to order fried everything.

 

[Hawkeye]

I was out to dinner with some friends(mostly black) and we arrived at different times.The first two ordered strawberry lemonade,and when I got there I ordered strawberry lemonade and my buddy and his cousin(both mexican) both ordered sprite.Four other black friends show up and with out even asking,the waiter brings out four strawberry lemonades.

 

[The Dewbliners]

I was out to dinner with some friends(mostly black) and we arrived at different times.The first two ordered strawberry lemonade,and when I got there I ordered strawberry lemonade and my buddy and his cousin(both mexican) both ordered sprite.Four other black friends show up and with out even asking,the waiter brings out four strawberry lemonades.

Was he correct on their drinks?

As for mine, I was out drinking with my buddies a few weeks ago, and I was wearing a shirt my roomie bought me for Christmas, as a gag, that promotes the IRA. Before I could get my order out, there was a Harps, a shot of Jameson, and a copy of Yeats' Collected Poems sitting in front of me.

 

[Hawkeye]

Was he correct on their drinks?

As for mine, I was out drinking with my buddies a few weeks ago, and I was wearing a shirt my roomie bought me for Christmas, as a gag, that promotes the IRA. Before I could get my order out, there was a Harps, a shot of Jameson, and a copy of Yeats' Collected Poems sitting in front of me.

The sad part is...he was right on all four counts.They started drinking without a second thought and my friend nudged me and said he discovered a new stereotype

 

[The Dewbliners]

Wouldn't say that's a case of stereotyping. Server probably just thought "they're friends, so they probably have similar tastes". Now, if he had brought them out, crumpin', and calling you guys "nephew", that'd be stereotyping.

 

[Tastycles]

I'll probs know her, the extras were just picked from three schools in the area and one in sunderland

She's probably a bit older than you, and she said she was a bit too young to go. She got in because she went to the same drama school as Donna Air and Dec.